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💪 Tough GuysPatrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
The fact that there is a 15 year old successful Hollywood not-quite-blockbuster about a 25 year old concept that Rick believes doesn't exist is entirely on brand. Baseball is numbers and spreadsheets. I don't know enough to argue whether or not all those stats were effectively put to use before 2000s, or even if they were after, but the analytics beyond pure statistics have been a discussion point around baseball for half of Rick's very fat life.
In the past 48 hours, he has claimed:
- the Brewers have invented the concept of Small Ball in 2025
- Home runs are flawed compared to base hits
- Analytics haven't happened yet
- A team should at the same time build a small ball lineup while also trying to build a classic 90s/early-00s power lineup
Attention, fellow Tomlinsonians. I am trying to illustrate Patrick's weird tweeting habits to a friend of mine. Can someone please drop screenshots of some of the funniest exchanges including Patrick's signature mannerisms? ("No, stalker. Enjoy prison," etc.) Nothing too edgy, please -- no farting in vaginas.
Attention, fellow Tomlinsonians. I am trying to illustrate Patrick's weird tweeting habits to a friend of mine. Can someone please drop screenshots of some of the funniest exchanges including Patrick's signature mannerisms? ("No, stalker. Enjoy prison," etc.) Nothing too edgy, please -- no farting in vaginas.
I'm doubtful he carries a pistol with him when he's out and about. I can't tell if it's because he's too fat to comfortably do this IWB, if it's because he knows he doesn't actually have any skill with it, or if it's because he truly think he'll immediately immobilize any and all threats, holding them face down while he gayly lisps about how their lives are now over once the police arrive.
If he did have an EDC setup I'm certain he'd have posted pics of it by now.
Since when has he ever written hard science fiction? Is he trying to say the Ark is on par with Zanzibar, Andromeda Strain, Leviathan Wakes, Singularity Sky, Death's End, Prelude to Foundation?
Pat doesn't know what any of those books are and probably thinks they sound boring and racist. Pat thinks hard sci-fi is Return of the Jedi with Trapt* playing in the background. He thinks soft sci-fi is Return of the Jedi with Natalie Imbruglia playing in the background, and thinks slice-of-life is something Hoolie's serves that comes with cheese dip.
*Headstrong goes perfectly with all of Pat's screenshotted xeets
Happy to see the CNT-FAT Patsona making a comeback, it's one of my favorites. Bet he has a Turner Diaries-type fantasy world where he's the leader of the anti-Trump resistance.
I was about to come to Rick's defense by saying that he never actually claimed to be a hard sci-fi author, but alas: Wyświetl załącznik 7802069
Rick believes that this pest is Josiah. Funnily enough, Josiah is really fucking good at not letting his identity be openly shown much to ole' Titty Ricky's chagrin believing this funster is Josiah. The "SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH" part is the best part when he pulled Rick's squealing strings to its maximum after Rick really realized what was Josiah's purpose to lure him into. It's as funny as "BECAUSE NONE OF YOU HAVE LISTENED IN 3 GODDAMN YEARS" because it's Rick in his full throttle when people don't listen to his own huge ego or delusions. He fell into the bait as many times as he grinds African-American children into artisanal niggeroni.
Rare moment of Rick complimenting a pest's joke about white people; despite Rick himself is a living stereotype of the typical talentless angry fat Midwestern white trash, who makes terrible politisperging takes gig to gig without any source of income aside from leeching his mother-in-law's money and living in welfare. Probably working gig to gig cleaning up the half-hovel AirBnB and scrubbing off toilets with low income whilst consuming washed out sci-fi series and nu-capeshit.
Beautiful.
Rick got confused about the Cesium-137 in the shrimp supply because he never reads the article in the first place. If you put a rocket science theory, piggy would absolutely believe in that.
Pot calling the kettle black much, Mr. Tomlinson? Uh-oh, Ricky, your racism is showing!
Rick thinks that Lynne still believes in Rick still having a real job, when in actuality, he has no actual job aside from maintaining the AirBnB and oinking at his own toilet with a low income and leeches from his MiL. Nice stretch in your Dunning-Kruger effect, stupid; it's no wonder why many people are justified in criticizing your rotten attitude.
Rick tries to "prove" Kyle that he's definitely good at maintaining his Rustang without a speck of rust. Definitely still in its peak and didn't left outside during winter at all, Atalker child.
No wonder why his cousins called him a sissy for owning a Mustang.
Nice fat fingers, stupid. Fat.
Now, I decided to halt the Enjoy Prison report until the day before Norm/11 happens because it's going to be a big celebratory post that commemorates the special occasion where Rick trashes about Norm. Enjoy prison, stlaker.
No, child. I did not instruct you to review my books on Kiwi Farms, child. This is where your family gathers around your hospital bed, stalker. Enjoy purgatory, fatstalkerchild.
This negrophagic cannibal is so fat that even his hands are fat. What a fat fatso. A fat fuck. A fatty. A fattypants.
Also imagine being such a fat fuck that you think fatly wearing baseball hats as a fat fatso fattington years old, because you're an ancient middle-aged fat fuck, that you actually spend money on a gadget so you can keep your fat hats fat, so you can fatly wear them backwards, because you are just that fat of a fat fucking faggot moron.
If you're running your hat through the clothes washer and dryer then you're doing it wrong in the first place. A hat is super easy to hand wash in any sink, which I hear Fatrick has upwards of four, or just throw in the dishwasher if you really can't be bothered. Motherfucker is this lazy it's no wonder he's so fat.
The fact that there is a 15 year old successful Hollywood not-quite-blockbuster about a 25 year old concept that Rick believes doesn't exist is entirely on brand. Baseball is numbers and spreadsheets. I don't know enough to argue whether or not all those stats were effectively put to use before 2000s, or even if they were after, but the analytics beyond pure statistics have been a discussion point around baseball for half of Rick's very fat life.
