DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[We Are The Witches]

Erwin Heyms

I still have some files from @Third_World_Detractor so I might as well share, he has donated in the past with the old account.

He's also an OG fan, as he has very old (2013) posts in DSP's videos (1) (2):

Spoiler: Example

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil's gonna be riding this "I beat the best player in the world on CvS2" shit until he fucking dies. There's a number of reasons this is wrong, but perhaps the most glaring one that Phil probably doesn't understand, is that even with a loss, you still gain 1 measly point. I'm not suggesting this dude has just been letting the game run with his controller on auto-fire and just playing games non-stop since it came out; but with the fact that you never lose points, means the leaderboard is less about true skill, and more about time commitment. This goes for Phil as well, he wouldn't even be where he is if he lost points every time he ate a loss. But because he sees points/rank as a true test of skill, when this can literally be gamed harder than the SF6 Master Rank, he's too fucking blinded by his apparent accomplishment. Justin would still server your head to you Phil, and I don't even need to bring up Ricki who'd call you a bitch and tell you to hold his purse.

Sounds like someone is mad that DSP is better than them at a children's fighting game from the fucking 80s

 

[RougeRed]

The only game he was truly enjoying, you could see the genuine enjoyment, was when he started playing WWE Champions on stream. He was animated, knowledgeable, energetic even. Every other game he just sits there, trying (and sometimes failing) not to fall asleep.

He enjoyed the nude bathhouse fight from Yakuza quite a lot.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

All these feasting with the fag he's doing are adding up. The recent weight gain is becoming somewhat noticeable.

Return of thumb Phil on the horizon? His health must be in the shitter Jesus Christ.

Also DSP is fat and I will not have sex with him

Fake news dentractor narrative. DSP is in the best shape of his life and he’d probably knock out that damn dirty niggo the white DSP Dale in one round so long as he can get a doctors note that confirms gout isn’t viral or something.

 

[johnkimble123]

I was wrong earlier...

Phil's only 2 Ws is being paid by retards and beating random casuals in old (and sometimes new) fighting games.

The only game he was truly enjoying, you could see the genuine enjoyment, was when he started playing WWE Champions on stream. He was animated, knowledgeable, energetic even. Every other game he just sits there, trying (and sometimes failing) not to fall asleep.

Need to add to this that while he truly enjoys just opening packs (and gets nothing most of the time) he didn't even enjoy WWE Champions gameplay until he got his level high enough that the gem-matching portion of the game could be set on "autoplay". Which is wild if you think about it.

 

[HorseSense]

Phil's gonna be riding this "I beat the best player in the world on CvS2" shit until he fucking dies. There's a number of reasons this is wrong, but perhaps the most glaring one that Phil probably doesn't understand, is that even with a loss, you still gain 1 measly point.

With all due respect, the most glaring reason is EVO. So unless DSP played the Japanese winner of CVS2 at EVO (BAS; plays online as d44bas), he is lying...again.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Sounds like someone is mad that DSP is better than them at a children's fighting game from the fucking 80s

Can't possibly be true since they aren't even born yet.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Somebody please remind the alien inside the DSP Human Infrastructure that feeling a little saddened by events, or things in or outside media that reminds of certain events, is ackshually perfectly okay.

Wrong, no load. Only queers and women have feelings, tuhuhuh.


Maybe his boomer dad did teach him that, or Linda's special boy got teased by the ruffians at school for tearing up. Phail's so weird, he might have just seen something on television that put the idea in his head that real men either don't experience emotions (other than greed, wrath, envy, and pride), or they just don't express them.


At any rate, Phail is weird and ugly and no normal person wants to have sex with him.

 

[Malcolm X]

The only game he was truly enjoying, you could see the genuine enjoyment, was when he started playing WWE Champions on stream. He was animated, knowledgeable, energetic even. Every other game he just sits there, trying (and sometimes failing) not to fall asleep.

Though, in typical Phil fashion, he wasn't really all that knowledgeable. Apparently, compared to other Champs streamers, Phil's knowledge was surface level. Guy can't even be assed enough to know a lot about the one thing in his life he's spent more money on than anything else except his khando. (RIP Fhet Khet) He's the statistical anomaly to the "10,000 hours to be an expert" trope. He's played Champs for what, 8 years straight now, without missing even a single day, and he's still kinda shit at it.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Though, in typical Phil fashion, he wasn't really all that knowledgeable. Apparently, compared to other Champs streamers, Phil's knowledge was surface level. Guy can't even be assed enough to know a lot about the one thing in his life he's spent more money on than anything else except his khando. (RIP Fhet Khet) He's the statistical anomaly to the "10,000 hours to be an expert" trope. He's played Champs for what, 8 years straight now, without missing even a single day, and he's still kinda shit at it.

Phil never got to using the top level cards that he normally uses, though. That's why he was annoyed and kept saying it wasn't "the real game".

The real game for Phil is hitting a button and winning in .1 seconds again and again... there's other middle-aged streamers who do this and they have that similar dead look in their eyes while bragging about how much money they burn. I wish Phil wouldn't insist on hiding his real account.

 

[strandedcastaway]

That's because his only metric for a game's worth is how much money it makes him. Good games = money, bad games = no money. Obviously if the game is good then people should give Phil money for all the hard work he did by paying for the game, downloading it, turning on the camera, uploading the raw real live reaction to youtube. babysitting the upload, tending his horse, etc.

This is a fairly recent development too. He played that Yakuza game endlessly because he liked it (the "it's just like me fr fr game) when he rarely made even $50 a night. Now the minute he doesn't make $150 he threatens to wagequit.

 

[johnkimble123]

He's the statistical anomaly to the "10,000 hours to be an expert" trope. He's played Champs for what, 8 years straight now, without missing even a single day, and he's still kinda shit at it.

Another funny one... he probably has close to 500 hours in SF6, which I would guess is more than 90% of players, probably higher. He still does not understand the game, has no idea how to counter most strategies in the game, and really only wins when facing a casual or somebody who makes a few mistakes.

In my life I think there's a handful of games that I've played that long, and if you asked me to, I could explain multiple strategies and just the fundamentals of the game itself. Phil cannot do that with SF6. I'll even go further that he's not good at older fighting games either, he just knows what is broken and is meta in those games, and again, that beats the vast majority of casuals.

But if you ask Phil... "oh I don't play this game enough to beat these tryhards, they play every day, I never play". Never ending cope with this bitch.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Do we know if there are any dents who cannot pay DSP because they got filtered off by the YT online safety act?

As in the ones where you need to sell your ID to google if YT thinks you are underage.

Surprised that DarkSydePhil actually escaped Youtube with there though.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

He still does not understand the game

he does not understand any fighting game. he thinks certain moves have "priority" instead of knowing about frame data. and he talks about "timing" almost every stream, which as far as I've been able to decipher is him trying to get a counter hit, only to usually get counterhit himself by faster moves.

reminder that sf8 and tekken 8 both have super generous ranking systems, and despite being master in sf6 and purple in t8 (before getting demoted to red and rage quitting lmao) he peaked silver in sfv and teal in tekken 7. I remember a semi-viral tweet from a few years ago where someone's 7 y/o kid got to master rank with ryu and modern controls. it's not that hard lmao

 

[SilkyJohnson]

Watching the doody stream summary of DSP Tries It. There's something so pathetic about the way he talks about things like the Sonic hat that I find hard to articulate. Like the novelty of the hat being a thing worth mentioning is so sad, it's like you'd imagine the kid in Room would be grown up, just totally stunted to the point where something like wearing the hat when you weren't going to wear the hat is a big thing.

This is a fucking grown ass man.

The sonic hat ticked all the boxes for him as it was something he could frame as an incentive for his viewers to donate, while actually being of no value and crucially, no effort on his part.

 

[Beggamania]

Wrong, no load. Only queers and women have feelings, tuhuhuh.


Maybe his boomer dad did teach him that, or Linda's special boy got teased by the ruffians at school for tearing up. Phail's so weird, he might have just seen something on television that put the idea in his head that real men either don't experience emotions (other than greed, wrath, envy, and pride), or they just don't express them.


At any rate, Phail is weird and ugly and no normal person wants to have sex with him.

I remember when he broke down crying during his BDAY marathon. It's the only way he can release those repressed emotions. What a sad way to live life

 

[Culex]

Can't possibly be true since they aren't even born yet.

Plus CvS2 released in 2001. The only 80’s Street Fighter is shitty-ass Street Fighter 1.

 

[Free Jasper]

The DSP segment of their show from 2 days ago was also fucking brutal but it hasn't been clipped and put on their clip channel yet.

PSA: I went and watched it after this comment and it is indeed brutal. They completely burn that pig alive.
Highlight for me were accusing him of harbouring Derich as Pandalee proves he’s a dirty old man with a similar taste for young girls as well as comparing their working with him to when John Cena let’s the disabled kid hold the WWE championship.

I don’t expect the worst of it will be allowed on their YouTube clip channel so get it raw if you’re interested.

 

[GodModule]

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he does not understand any fighting game. he thinks certain moves have "priority" instead of knowing about frame data. and he talks about "timing" almost every stream, which as far as I've been able to decipher is him trying to get a counter hit, only to usually get counterhit himself by faster moves.

reminder that sf8 and tekken 8 both have super generous ranking systems, and despite being master in sf6 and purple in t8 (before getting demoted to red and rage quitting lmao) he peaked silver in sfv and teal in tekken 7. I remember a semi-viral tweet from a few years ago where someone's 7 y/o kid got to master rank with ryu and modern controls. it's not that hard lmao

Would take a new player 6 months to get to Phils level in fighting games. He's only "good" at old fighting games because he abuses the broken top tiers. When he plays a balanced game he sucks ass

 

[RMQualtrough]

Oh and since DS2 has some huge emotional scenes, Phil just acts like a weird alien the whole time...
I really wonder if Dave sr. put in Phil's head that men don't show emotions and that idiot took it literally.

He legit cried over his Minecraft bird dying pretty recently