Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Firstly, monachopiss is a cringy faggot and should neck herself.
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There are some cows (Lou Gagliardi or Kevin Gibes are great examples) who have a TON of side characters who are insane and eventually inspire threads of their own.

I think the main reason that Stapphy doesnt have this effect, despite being totally terminally online, is that everyone she interacts with ends up being a teenager. It's just not worth getting invested in teenaged retards, not because of the 'cows must be 18+' rule that everyone seems to think the site has (it does not), but because when you're a dumbass teenager most of the cow behavior is the result of... being a dumbass teenager. Please come back in ten years if you're still retarded, kid.
 
God, Steph will say anything to avoid admitting those Deviant Art screenshots are real. Those are her words that she said on a real website to real teenage girls that she was manipulating to believe they were talking to the spirit of Michael Jackson. That is the truth of the matter. And even after all of these years, she refuses to accept that she was being cruel to those girls and really messed with them mentally when she was an adult and knew better.

Just because those screenshots are posted here does not make them not true, even if we get other information wrong or clutch our pearls too hard about other events. Just because someone calls Stephanie a retard or 'misgenders' her in their call out post does not make those screenshots go away. She just refuses to take accountability for what she put those girls through. She's trying to dodge these call outs because deep down, in some corner of her brain, she knows what she did was wrong and she feels shame about it. So she does all of this in effort to avoid having to confront her emotions because they make her feel bad.

I bet it would be a weight off her shoulders eventually if she could finally admit to herself that she wasn't actually channeling Michael Jackson's spirit and she wronged those girls. Take some time and try to work through why she did what she did. Maybe even reach out and apologize. But being real with yourself is difficult and she is adverse to actually putting effort or thought into anything, so it'll never happen.
 

KF didnt make her a cunt. She already was one.
How can she say that she's 'never acted on her feelings' towards Dahmer when she's out here ghost marrying him, writing and posting fanfic, actively seeking out discord servers that are depraved enough for her, and woobifying him on tumblr? I would consider that acting on her feelings.

Oh, that's 'just talking about him in a few isolated places on the internet'. My bad. Curious what she would think would count as 'acting on her feelings' for Dahmer then.

I refer you to this post...
If nobody's falling for the bait, time to go beat the bush
 
I have been laughing about this on and off all day:
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A few miscellaneous things are lying in the background, such as a blender.
What the fuck is a blender doing under her bed. A visually impaired person using the alt text would probably visualise a more logical explanation for why a blender is under a bed. Stored away in a box and tucked out of sight, perhaps. Not loosely rolling around on the floor. Incredible.

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Gender affirmed by a fucking Coca Cola can. Very punk.

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Yes, it is incredibly easy to do and maybe why none of your hexes work.
 
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Yes, it is incredibly easy to do and maybe why none of your hexes work.
I've read the same Scandi diaspora folk magic book Stephanie likely has, and to be fair, there's a lot of "pee on a thing you don't like" folk magic. I think that's pretty universal for primitive magic/rituals; even cats do it.

The book also has a lot of "to make your neighbor leave you alone, throw a bucket of piss at him while chanting about how you hate him," which seems like it would work whether or not magic is real. I mean, I've played TF2.

A visually impaired person using the alt text would probably visualise a more logical explanation for why a blender is under a bed.
At least a blind person doesn't have to worry about the plastic film left on the floor right next to a cat, because Stephanie didn't even think to mention that.
 
I have been laughing about this on and off all day:
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What the fuck is a blender doing under her bed. A visually impaired person using the alt text would probably visualise a more logical explanation for why a blender is under a bed. Stored away in a box and tucked out of sight, perhaps. Not loosely rolling around on the floor. Incredible.

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Gender affirmed by a fucking Coca Cola can. Very punk.

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Yes, it is incredibly easy to do and maybe why none of your hexes work.
Imagine if her plumber comes to fix a clog and it's all scraps of paper with everyone's KF usernames hastily written on them, drenched in sewage.
 
I don’t know if anyone plays Rimworld, but her image descriptions sound exactly like the randomly generated descriptions of artwork in the game, complete with random blender in the background.
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Her Tumblr accounts are still up but she hasn't been active. Expecting her to spawn new ones any hour now.

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Thought you were meant to be staying offline and recharging? I guess not.

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Surprised she didn't call out this person for using the word tranny.

Staph has a new identity!
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Shame she has abandoned Tumblr (for now), because who will she find to design her a new vedmak-kin flag?

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Text from the post:

Vedmak (rus. Ведьмак [Ved'mak] (a male form of rus. Ведьма [Ved'ma]), derived from old slav. Ведать "To know") — a character known in most slavic cultures, the male equivalent of vedma (witch) (the closest term in english would be "warlock", though I believe that, given the unique traits of a character in each culture, it is only right to use the original term).
Vedmak could be born as a child of a woman and a demon (chort or bies), obtain his powers by alliance with evil spirits or get the magical gift as a heritage. "Natural born" vedmak could often possess some traits of an evil spirit — he had a long bold tail, sometimes couldn't grow nor beard, nor moustache. Just like slavic vedmas, vedmak's eyes had an inverted reflection and were unnaturally swollen and red. It was believed, that vedmak sees the world inverted upside down.
The unique trait of vedmak is that he possesses two souls — the human one and the soul of a demon. According to the lore, the demon soul of vedmak was active at night and could leave the body through the little hole under a kneecap.
Vedmak is a leader of all witches in a neighbourhood. He teaches them witchcraft, sends hexes on people, alongside with vedmas drinks all the milk from the cattle and ruins the crops. At the same time it was vedmak's duty to maintain the balance, to prevent vedmas from being to cruel with people and to protect the village from upuir (closest word would be vampire, but do not mistake) and cursed dead.
The human soul of a vedmak is responsible for his good deeds — vedmak could heal, help to find lost stuff, prophesy, protect the village from misfortune.
Like vedmas, vedmaks had Sabbats, either with each other (those took place at the crossroads or at the Red Mountain), either with the vedmas of their neighourhood (in this case vedmak leads the Sabbath, acquiring the role of a Devil). As a mean of transport various animal skulls and household utensils were used. It is unknown whether vedmaks had any sort of hierarchy like vedmas.
As vedmak feels the closure of death, he tries pass his powers to someone else (not always with consent). Even if he succeeds, some part of his magic still remains in the body. The dangerous part is that the demon soul could take the lead and turn the corpse of a vedmak into upuir. To prevent this, people cut his kneecaps, turned the body upside down and sprinkled the poppy over the grave. If the human soul took the lead after death, vedmak would keep protecting his village.


Read into how Staph relates to that as you will.
Remember the mentally ill person who Staph convinced was talking to the ghost of the Unibomber? They made a post recently about that whole experience, then followed it up with points.
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ETA:
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Wow, simple as that, huh? When an anti depressant dose is increased, the benefits usually take some time to manifest. Instantly cured. Interesting.
 
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I'm assuming this is about the tumblr kiddos but I love the idea that she just accused kee wee farms of being dang dirty sjws.

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She doesn't even word it as 'oh this is totally my experience, I absolutely have a demon in me that flies around at night', it's just 'claiming this' like she wants to establish that nobody else can RP as Naruto, she called dibs first.
What a strange larp she makes her life into.
 
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She doesn't even word it as 'oh this is totally my experience, I absolutely have a demon in me that flies around at night', it's just 'claiming this' like she wants to establish that nobody else can RP as Naruto, she called dibs first.
What a strange larp she makes her life into.
shut up stephanie, it's my turn to be the vedmak this recess :mad: you can be the medicine cat.
 
Kind of quiet in Frigly-land. Maybe a little too quiet...
She’s just boring when she’s not getting into slap fights
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Nana tried really hard to not take any naps yesterday, such a tough life.

Her taking multiple naps a day as a 36 year old is hilarious. She’s so nana-coded. The one can of Twisted Tea, too. That’s like getting faded off a single Smirnoff Ice.
 
Kind of quiet in Frigly-land. Maybe a little too quiet...
Its eerie. I've been checking in on all her socials over the last few days and she hasn't posted on the majority of her social medias. The only signs of life are on Blue Sky and some reposts on Facebook. Her Tumblr accounts are still there but there has been no movement.

She has been reposting on Blue Sky, live tweeted (or whatever it's called) some movies, but barely made posts. Near silent. The only posts of interest, apart from the cap Moorhen posted, are these:
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No way is she only 213 lbs. When is she ever called 'tranny'? There are valid reasons why she gets called a groomer.

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Er... OK. You didn't have to get that morbid.

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LOL. I would love to see her bust some moves during one of her livestream rituals.

That's all there is. According to the Staph cycle diagram, she's in her reflective period. Her ego will heal soon and she will be back. I'm expecting a post soon saying 'fuck it - the bastards can't keep me down! I'm going to keep being weird and cringe!' and normal service will resume. She's trying to give the illusion that she's spending time offline, but she's probably just been bitching on her pedo Mastodon server and in her Discord groups.
 
213 pounds is an insane lie, lol.

I wasn't sure of her height, so I searched for it. Purportedly she's 5'4.
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213 lbs at 5'4 is a BMI of 36.6.
Here is what a BMI visualizer thinks that kind of body might look like:
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Here are some photographs of 5'4 women around 220 lbs.
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This doesn't seem quite right, does it? The Staph I know is a little more substantial. A little more zaftig. It's a shame she mostly posts selfies from the babblers up (it's almost as if she's embarrassed -- way to reinforce patriarchal cisheteronormative beauty standards, king!), but to me these women have less facial fat than she does and look generally much smaller. For fun, let's see what a 5'4 woman might look like at 250, because I am a kind person.
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Here are some 5'4 women around 250 lbs:
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This looks more in line with Staph's selfies. Again, I'm being kind. Curiously, 250 lbs at 5'4 is a BMI of 43, which is interesting because the cutoff for morbid obesity begins at...
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40!
Interesting.

Now, in my opinion, 250 is an extremely conservative estimate. It's my sweetie pie estimate. Really I just wanted to establish that there's no way that Staph is not morbidly obese. My personal guess for what she probably weighs, with that stomach and that face and those ham hocks and those babblers, is more in the neighborhood of 280, which would make for a BMI of 48.1 Chilling. For reference, that is as much as two people with a nearly overweight BMI of 24.
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Amusingly, the BMI visualizer refuses to go above 275:
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In short, I am autistic, but Staph is a fat lying liar who lies.
 
Kinda on topic, can you imagine if Staph had gotten parasocial with chatbots instead of imaginary ghost boyfriends and gods? I'd love to see her personal brand of meltdown over the 4o vs. 5 debacle, but she's such a boomer that even chatting with an AI seems beyond her. She'd probably end up slapfighting with it too if she did use one, I bet. lol
 
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No way is she only 213 lbs.
"I'm also called 'morbidly obese' even though I'm only 213 lbs."

Ahem.

INTERNALIZED FATPHOBIA
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The correct, social justice-approved rebuttal is to say that you're totally cool with being fat, obesity does not equal unhealthy, BMI is white devil fake science and "bodybuilders are clinically obese by BMI calculation."

Instead, Stephanie is arguing that she isn't fat, betraying that she still holds the regressive and unapproved belief that fat = bad.

"ACAB" includes the policeman in your mind, Stephanie.

Kinda on topic, can you imagine if Staph had gotten parasocial with chatbots instead of imaginary ghost boyfriends and gods?
It'd probably be better for her because she loves a yes-man. But it'd be worse for her because no slapfights :(

Some chaos mage should start selling a ritual to bring the true spirit of <insert dead murderer here> into the chatbot you've built in their image.
 
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