UK World’s largest penis: UK man with 37 cm appendage breaks arm due to massive size - Britoid with abnormally large penis slipping in the shower makes mainstream news

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The world’s largest penis has left its owner with a broken arm, with the injury so bad his holiday plans had to be cancelled.
Matt Barr, who claims to have the ‘world’s largest penis’ — which has been independently verified to measure in at 37cm (14.5 inches) — says he was left hospitalised after a shower incident.
“It was a very embarrassing accident,” Mr Barr told The Mirror.

One of the issues with being so large, especially in hot water showers, is that it’s not exactly easy to see my feet.
“Especially when I move too fast, it can definitely mess with my balance, too.”
Mr Barr explained that he was rushing to get ready for work, he couldn’t see a hazard in the shower, due to his large appendage, when disaster arose.

“I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor. I got two fractures as a result.”

Mr Barr, who has openly discussed the issues of his large penis before, revealed he had suffered minor injuries and close calls before, however this incident was the biggest advertisement.

“Usually, it’s just been when I’ve had a partner in the shower with me,” he said.
“I’ve always been anxious about going into public showers because of the reactions I get, but now I’m a bit scared of private ones, too. I’ve realised I need to shower less quickly.

“And I’ve bought a bathmat, so even though my penis might be in the way of my view, I’m less likely to lose my footing.”

Mr Barr describes himself as having an “abnormal body”.

“While I’m naturally clumsy, it doesn’t help that I have a different anatomy to most — especially such a large one.”

Mr Barr, who was hospitalised for his broken arm, sadly had to cancel a summer holiday he planned due to the injury.

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37cm (14.5 inches)
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That's not fun for the cervix.
 
I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.
And I’ve bought a bathmat, so even though my penis might be in the way of my view, I’m less likely to lose my footing
it doesn’t help that I have a different anatomy to most — especially such a large one.
What is it about the way he talks? He sounds like the most boring guy alive.

Man blessed with a massive donkey dick ruins it by being a self-obsessed slob. Imagine what he could get up to if he was clean, quiet, and confident. Many such cases.
 
To be fair, he is packing a certifiable meat baton. If I had something like that I'd be hard pressed to not try and use it for monetary gain. Also, he's straight. Those poor women.


What a fug. Guess he figures he doesn't have to worry about his appearance since he has a fetish sized dick. This isn't the guy from years ago who said he had sex with men sometimes because their asses could take it better than vaginas? Are you sure he's straight? That might have been another huge penis guy.
 
Yes it was the giant cock yer highness, not the 5th beer he drank, no.

At least he solved the Gunt wuestion, he can always see his dick. Shame about the toes, mate.
 
"What good is a big penis if you hardly get to the stage of using it?". My heart goes out to this man.
Really. He's more pitiful than anything else. No way is that thing ever getting hard and the last time he had an orgasm was probably when he was a kid. Maybe.
 
What a fug. Guess he figures he doesn't have to worry about his appearance since he has a fetish sized dick. This isn't the guy from years ago who said he had sex with men sometimes because their asses could take it better than vaginas? Are you sure he's straight? That might have been another huge penis guy.
This is the guy who was complaining about OF toths catfishing him in order to get them to make porn with them.
 
Guys who have cocks big enough to get media attention for it seem to neglect their overall appearance because they feel they have a trump card.

I'm kind of interested in reading his book. I imagine having a 14 inch cock could skew your world in interesting ways, kind of like having natural massive tits would. I don't expect he's an excellent writer or anything but I do think it would kind of fuck you up to be stuck in "novelty bang" territory.
 
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