🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

[dick tha master]

Merch drop slop

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[Sargon's wife's son]

Turkey Tom has always been a complete, not a faggot, and every commentary Youtuber who isn't the glorious emperor of this website should literally kill themselves immediately. Seriously.

 

[Haramburger]

Didn't realize this Premium thread didn't absorb the old one, and it doesn't seem to be linked.

old Multimedia thread for Tom, there's nothing super-important in there but it exists

 

[dick tha master]

Holy Batman, a triple post!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TnuofQt7GTI

Odysee archive

 

[Medic]

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Merch drop slop

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47lW9_DcSTlits0G.mp4

her bull.mp4

Everyday I swear to god as he gets older he looks like he is becoming a political fag streamer who is about to get scammed by their sponsorship

 

[dick tha master]

Preservetube

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Preservetube


Timestamp 4:55 onward
(Jalyn called in and grilled him about the allegations)
Preservetube

 

[dezazlop]

Oh wow no wonder he kept that hairline hidden

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

Just shave it, bro. If it's that bad at 23, then it will look like a wreck at 30. It's cringe anyway to look like a Hot Topic follower. Put on a shit ton of mass and keep your hair from growing, and just get a banging wardrobe.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Jesus fucking christ that's rough. Yea either go full denial and start wearing hats in every video or just get the shaver out.
Absolute slime freeze frame. The face of a redditor desperately trying to think of a way to ask if he can be allowed off the cuck chair to kiss your feminine penis.

 

[Colon capital V]

I sound like a broken record, but fuck me it is unreal how ugly this fatfuck is and only continues to look worse as time passes. Bro is hitting the wall at breakneck speed.

 

[dick tha master]

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[Medic]

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[dick tha master]

Preservetube

 

[dick tha master]

Post(A)

 

[The Reddest Red 0ne]

So this is the only video where I genuinely find Tom really funny:

https://youtu.be/_4DJ5ThRCp0

It was either Flam being SO weird and insufferable that his presence just sorta evoked something in TT that no one else has been able to before/since or the fact that Tom finally dropped the retarded zoomer-irony act and actually sincerely ripped into Fagmenco.

I kinda wish there was more stuff like this with him out there but it seems like it was maybe a lightning in a bottle incident. For the record, DeOreo was also pretty funny throughout, and he’s someone I genuinely can’t tolerate at all. So maybe Flam really was the special sauce.

I Included this soudbite…

…which was kinda my favorite line from the whole debate, and it was just like a random throwaway line Tom had. It’s frustrating that he has the tendency to be pretty damn entertaining but doesn’t ever really live up to it.

I highly recommend listening to the whole debate vid if you haven’t already, it’s like an hour long and funny the whole way through. I was considering posting this in the Flam thread but it’s really more about TT.

 

[dick tha master]

^^^

why?

 

[The Reddest Red 0ne]

^^^
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why?

DERE HE IZ

 

[SpergPatrol]

DERE HE IZ

Tom has an account on here, focus on the thread, we get autistic dick riders all the time who cares.
Ratings don't mean shit on here, don't put any value to them.

In other news:
There is an upcoming sperg war with the commentary community that is starting to nicholas deorio, chudlogic, AugieRFC, etc.
Tom has been notably silent during all of it despite it is becoming a bigger issue as time goes on.

 

[dick tha master]

In other news:
There is an upcoming sperg war with the commentary community that is starting to nicholas deorio, chudlogic, AugieRFC, etc.
Tom has been notably silent during all of it despite it is becoming a bigger issue as time goes on.

Tom won't pick a side again, and i don't know if it's going to fly with the cabal as time goes on. Makes him seem snakey.

 

[Colon capital V]

Tom has an account on here, focus on the thread, we get autistic dick riders all the time who cares.
Ratings don't mean shit on here, don't put any value to them.

In other news:
There is an upcoming sperg war with the commentary community that is starting to nicholas deorio, chudlogic, AugieRFC, etc.
Tom has been notably silent during all of it despite it is becoming a bigger issue as time goes on.

Allegedly Lurkey Turkey is his other Kiwi account, although I don't know how or why people came to that conclusion besides the name.