🌟 Internet Famous Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Unrelated to Jim, but I've gotten a little closer to pinpointing when TB's cancer took over his brain and turned him into a raging shitlib. It came to me by accident while watching past livestreams on his unofficial YT channel.

May 15th, 2016. Duing the Doom test stream, TB remarks how "liberal art college jackasses" are going to find this game offensive and bitch about its toxic masculinity and that they can get fucked with that attidude, more or less.

December 27th, 2016. TB discusses at length how claiming Tracer was gay is heccin evil because it's bi-erasure and bisexual people EXIST and they're VALID.

Within a span of 7 months 41 livestream videos he went from the "fun allowed" stance to the typical cancel-happy faggotry you're so used to seeing nowadays.
Now that I've got a reference point, I can begin the arduous task of listening to them one by one to determine when the definitive change happen. I want to think it was gradual, and didn't happen overnight, though 7 months is still an extremely rapid pace. I might have to consult past articles from political news outlets. Memory is a little fuzzy and I don't exactly remember when Trump started gaining serious traction, but the results were long certified by the time the second video was recorded. Trump's victory certainly was a factor, because he didn't stream at all between October 24th (Politics in the Philippines video) and November 15th (HoTS test stream).

 

[10CENT$ & F0UR]

Not really for me, I stopped watching his videos because they got so repetitive, this was around 2017,

Yeah, that's about the same for me. Knew of him, watched a few videos. When he Gamergated from Escapist, followed him. Felt like Angry Joe/Boogie crossbred, didn't take him seriously, just laughed at his antics. Watched here and there for a little bit, but was done by 2017.

As a "gaming" channel, there were just way better options than a fat guy raging about the latest non-troversy.

Frankly, if he had stayed the same as he was in 2014-2015, I doubt I'd know he still existed. But, it's fun watching him slowly burn away, so there's that. He's way more entertaining to me now as a study on how one destroys himself than he ever was as a "freelance games journalist".

 

[10CENT$ & F0UR]

We got a new State of Sterling

TLDR: Moving takes three weeks, lazy about content, lazy about writing, all but done with wrestling, no idea when JQ will come back.

Spoiler: Highlights and my commentary

First and foremost, I’d like to apologize for not yet providing the written reviews I’d planned to do during the video break, and for skipping out on Podquisition last week.

As always, Sterling promised his audience more than he was ever going to deliver. This is the staple of every SoS.

While I’d love to say the sabbatical has been a great chance to unwind, I can only say I’m glad I took it before I started moving house.

I've probably moved to a new place to live 25 times in my life. It's never taken me more than two or three days even with a house full of shit with a wife and two kids, maybe add one or two days for cross-country moves. Why is it taking fat ass weeks to move? England's smaller than my dick.

It’s been by far the lengthiest and most expensive moving process I’ve ever experienced, and that includes two international ones!

Especially when you're making your spouse do all the work.

some removal men broke a pinball table,

Fucking Nazis. I bet Jim has been inconsolable.

It was owned by an older lady so it’s super accessible for someone with my disabilities - all one floor, handrails on exterior inclines, and an amazing number of cute display areas because this is a house made for ornaments. It’s got an oldie aesthetic that reminds me of my grandparents and I don’t want to change how it looks at all. Honestly, it’s awakened some dormant housewife instinct in me, where I wanna keep it pristine. I might get myself an apron.

41 year old man rents a handicapped-accessible apartment after granny died and it's just adorable. I would have Old Yeller'd myself a long time ago.

The new landlord is the daughter of the previous owner, who didn’t wanna sell the house because of the sentiment but doesn’t want it empty.

Translation: She's an ally.

Wrestling is wrestling.

Skip.

My writing work is going slower than intended because of all the stresses,

All you're doing is moving from point a to point b and getting a free $7K from idiots on Patreon. So stressful. Jim's inability to stay on schedule means he'll be writing for tiny indy games and he's already hit the proverbial ceiling. Deadlines? What's that?

I’ll leave it there for now, I think. I hope the break from Jimquisitions hasn’t been too dire for people. I’m starting to get my head around returning to the grind, and will keep you updated on when things are kicking up again.

I have a sneaking suspicion this is going to be the way of things. I'm sure he'll come back, make a few videos, then piss off again for a while. And it'll only get worse. All the while lying to his audience about his big writing gigs.

 

[Oliver Onions]

It’s been by far the lengthiest and most expensive moving process I’ve ever experienced, and that includes two international ones!

Maybe because you've spent all the time since you came back to UK filling your hovel with manchild garbage, Jim.

My normal friends moved house recently and it cost them two or three grand, but they paid because they worked out it was still cheaper than leaving all their furniture behind and buying new stuff. They live a Spartan life compared to Jim so he probably forked out north of 5k for this move. The lads from the moving company must have had dollar signs for eyes when they saw all those pinball machines.

an amazing number of cute display areas because this is a house made for ornaments.

I'm sure the sweet old dead lady will be pleased to know these display areas will now be crammed full of Boglins and other 90s tat.

 

[Moja Zemlja]

The way he talks about the JQ you'd think he actually put efforts into it, he's been shitting them out for a while now and even admits to pushing out crap content done at the last minute just so he can say he's done it.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

My normal friends moved house recently and it cost them two or three grand, but they paid because they worked out it was still cheaper than leaving all their furniture behind and buying new stuff. They live a Spartan life compared to Jim so he probably forked out north of 5k for this move. The lads from the moving company must have had dollar signs for eyes when they saw all those pinball machines.

Brief power level, but when my wife and I moved in together, it took a long time because we had two apartments worth of stuff. That made us realize the need to downsize, and we've been slowly but surely getting rid of what we don't need.

Despite multiple moves over the years, Jim still won't get rid of his excess shit despite being over 40 because he thinks it's an accomplishment to have all of that worthless garbage.

 

[10CENT$ & F0UR]

Regurgitating discussion on Jim's writing career...

Spoiler: Blueskyscream

More evidence this kind of trauma-writing is all he's ever going to do.

Date Everything is obviously an odd-enough concept, it was bound to attract some attention. Been out just under two months, got about 2K players left. Not bad, but not exactly moving the needle, either. Quantum Witch is the other game he wrote for and it was "well-received". Been out just over a month, 1 player from a peak of 25 players.

Really, I think that's about as good as it's going to get for him. Trans Bipolar Neurodivergent Gay Undocumented Person of Color in a hateful world kind of shit.

Jim's also having a Moment™:

Spoiler: Gendercrit Meltdown

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Jim's also having a Moment™:

Spoiler: Gendercrit Meltdown

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[Oliver Onions]

More evidence this kind of trauma-writing is all he's ever going to do.

I still hope that's not the case because I'd like to see what Jim comes up with when he can't rely on those crutches. I have no idea if it'd be good or bad but I'd still like to see him try.

Jim's also having a Moment™:

Some real gems in here.

There's a stack of evidence of GCs abusing others in public toilets.

Is there, though? Can anybody on here confirm this, since Jim didn't feel the need to?

Because the only evidence I've ever seen is of gross troons literally jacking off in front of the mirrors in women's bathrooms, ABDL freaks using the baby changing station to get their gross troon partner to change them, and gross troons posting mirror selfies in the women's bathrooms boasting about how all the actual woman (obviously TERFs) left as soon as they walked in.

TERFs are the sole reason I don't use bathrooms at train stations and services unless I'm with another person who can have my back.

I look forward to the future Worldstar footage of Jim and Kidd Bandit tag teaming a random little girl who screamed when they walked in. Seriously though, the idea that Jim, who is over 6ft tall and built like a forklift, would be scared of any woman is so ridiculous that if he isn't just lying then he needs therapy for these delusions.

Labour is listening to only them on this issue, which wasn't even an issue until they decided it would be.

This reminds me of people joking about Texas or some other good ol boy state only making sex with horses illegal in the 21st century. The implication was they're so backward it took them this long to catch up, when in reality it only wasn't a law previously because they didn't think they had to tell people not to fuck horses.

Keir Starmer is empowering a group of known bathroom abusers to police bathrooms.

Still waiting on that evidence, Jim. And if the actual police aren't going to do anything about perverts in public bathrooms, someone has to.

Even if everything you've said is true, you and your cult of degenerates brought this on yourselves by being as vile and obnoxious as possible at every single turn.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Is there, though? Can anybody on here confirm this, since Jim didn't feel the need to?

Yea but this is Jim. 'abusing' is probably just looking at someone funny or saying something mean and 'women' probably just means men. Also why is a guy that admits that he is too scared to use women's toilets talking about what happens inside of them?

Also why the fuck is he talking about train stations? What's special about train stations? Do terfs just fucking inhabit the railways or some shit? Does he think that terfs hate trains stations because they misread them as trans stations? Idk about you guys but I can't remember the last time I used a train station toilet even when the topic is there let alone completely unprompted. Or is he saying that the only time he leaves the house is to go on a train? Is he going full mid life crisis autist train spotting arc and just spend all 6 days 20 hours per week of free time sat at a train station?

And why is the guy who makes sex jokes pretty often and his intro literally has a fucking clip of him 'breast'feeding boglins complaining that other people are obsessed with genitals?

Jim's also having a Moment™:

My favourite part about these sorts of people is that half the people use gender critter to mean gender crit(ical)ter and the other half use it in a 'haha im just a little critter just a little critter gender little gender critter' type thing. Half the times I see it I assume it's talking about gender specials so it takes a while to see this and realise oh wait no he's not talking about the actual abuse he's talking about some made up shit from the other type of gender critter. It's kinda like tra, every time I read it my mind defaults to trans rape apologists and it takes me a while to remember oh no that's not what they mean.

 

[Moja Zemlja]

Despite multiple moves over the years, Jim still won't get rid of his excess shit despite being over 40 because he thinks it's an accomplishment to have all of that worthless garbage.

Until moving to the UK Jim's the garbage in Jim's collection was fairly small, billions of boglins and shitty toys from the 80s while together might be a lot are individually small and you can work around that. Adding two pinball machines and loads of his new wardrobe (in fat fuck size too) so he can enjoy LARPing as a woman is probably what makes him need movers.

Jim's also having a Moment™:

"Gendercritter" is such a goofy name I find it hard to take what he said seriously, come up with a creative insult or just call them TERFs because a gendercritter sounds like a slur for troons like him and not normal people.

 

[10CENT$ & F0UR]

There's a stack of evidence of GCs abusing others in public toilets.

Is there, though? Can anybody on here confirm this, since Jim didn't feel the need to?

No, it's as imaginary as all the "proof" troons have provided that JK Rowling is a nazi/fascist/phobe.

I seriously searched and couldn't find an example. Got desperate and used ChatGPT...asked it for an answer and only got some stuff that happened in the US, then asked it for any that happened in the UK. Only 1 incident it reported. And really, none of these fit Jim's claim TERFs are beating up trannies in the shitter.

Spoiler: All I Could Find via AI Search

Editing to add...
I kept checking and apparently a 2015 US Transgender Survey said "12% of trans respondents reported being verbally harassed or physically assaulted." When I looked at the actual breakdown, it was 1% assaulted (verbally harassed could be anything): "The 2015 USTS remains the most precise national source for data, showing a 1% physical attack rate." And yet, we can't seem to find any news articles about them, so that 1% reported is almost certainly sensationally high.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Within a span of 7 months 41 livestream videos he went from the "fun allowed" stance to the typical cancel-happy faggotry you're so used to seeing nowadays.
Now that I've got a reference point, I can begin the arduous task of listening to them one by one to determine when the definitive change happen.

I think I got it.

November 28th, 2016. At 30:55, in response to people calling him out on content drought (clearly got to him given the video's title) due to him being in the process of making his Arbitrary Awards thing which apparently takes like a month of preparation, he goes off on a tangent about Drumpf, how only his supporters are disrespectful and intolerant. He goes on to address how something he said (I'm almost sure it's how he verbally trashed his wife for voting Trump, calling everyone who voted for him a nazi) triggered backlash from the "bigots and extremist fuckwits" from /pol/. A bit later he says he doesn't care about offending his fans, since only a small percentage of them would be affected (apparently most of his fanbase was Swedish?), claims it's all about "muh no empathy" and how he's genuinely facing the threat of death because Drumpf will revoke his health insurance or something. Proceeds with "fuck you if you disagree with me politically", and starts to list how Drumpf is basically bring on the apocalypse, make every little guy broke, and how he's a climate change deni- oh for fuck's sake, just listen to it yourself. It resumes at 33:44 and he goes full meltdown schizo mode. Even rips into Alex Jones and his gay frogs thing (which turned out to be right) and plays the VERIFIED SOURCES card.
Credit where credit is due, though - he does admit that Hillary with "It's her turn" was an absolutely dogshit candidate, as presidency is something you earn through being the best candidate, and not through having the longest tenure in politics. Also, calling the UK a police state in 2016. I wonder what he'd say today.

edit: A lot of his viewpoints mirror Yahtzee's ones from way back in 2015. Funny that.
edit 2: Just in case anyone might be inclined to believe TB was right to be concerned about his health insurance, he continued to get premium cancer treatment during Drumpf's tyrannical reign, even being offered new experimental methods (which he refused) when his situation went from dire to all but hopeless.

 

[Oliver Onions]

a gendercritter sounds like a slur for troons

I never noticed that term in his missive so my first assumption was he was complaining about being called one. Just give in and call them cunts Jim, we know that's how you really feel.

 

[Product Placement]

It was owned by an older lady so it’s super accessible for someone with my disabilities - all one floor, handrails on exterior inclines, and an amazing number of cute display areas because this is a house made for ornaments.

Yet he wrestles. I know he doesn't do much in the ring, but still. Wonder if he getting PIP for his "disabilities".

 

[Mound Dweller]

Wonder if he getting PIP for his "disabilities".

He's very much laying the groundwork to spend his twilight years as an official state sponsored tard. What he's trying to do now is look oh so active so that when he does start putting a claim in he can point back and say "I used to be sooooo healthy but noooot anymooooore waaaaaaah".
It'll bloody well work too. Absolutely disgusting and another reason to abolish all welfare.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Does anyone have the clip of Jim claiming to be pregnant with Yatzees ass baby

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Does anyone have the clip of Jim claiming to be pregnant with Yatzees ass baby

Roight 'ere. Happy 1488 pages, jimquisitors.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Does anyone have the clip of Jim claiming to be pregnant with Yatzees ass baby

Here it is on MATI:

Through that I found the original post in the MATI thread and compiled the two clips there:

0:46

 

[Slur Generator]

Happy 1488, everyone.