💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

Are you fucking serious? Sam is still falling for this degenerate faggot's grift? Considering it's been a good while since Sam and Nick publically hung out I thought he quietly stopped talking to Nick after it became extremely fucking obvious how much of a literal cock sucking grifter he really is, but Sam still wants to associate with him after all that? Sam is either fucking stupid or is grifting just has hard as Nick is, probably both. That's it I'm 100% done with MDE, between this, fishtank, the mediocre quality of EP, and the Harland podcast I can't deal with or genuinely pay attention to and enjoy Sam's retardation anymore. If I'm ever curious about what Sam's up to I'll be checking it out here from now on.
 
but I wonder who's paying him to say this shit because he's not nearly smart enough to do this research on his own.
He didn't do this research on his own. Pretty much all of the old alt right he called jews and wignats for abandoning Trump (until 2024 when he adopted all of their views and claimed credit for them) have been saying this for years.
 
Do none of you guys know who Sam is? He's already collaborated with Nick multiple times.
I swear some of you guys are bot accounts...
I may very well be wrong but I'm pretty sure the last time Nick and Sam publically collaborated was years ago, near 2017 or 2018 I think maybe longer considering how long Sam likes to sit on footage. Again I could be wrong maybe he has done something with him recently.
 
However it remains to be seen whether Nick is a full-time fed or merely a one-time informant. I'm very much leaning toward the latter.
Although not on-site, Fuentes was cheerleading the J6 protests, encouraging protesters to more or less storm the ramparts, yet Enrique Tarrio, the former Proud Boys chair notably also not on-site that day, caught a 22-year prison sentence on a truly fucked-up conspiracy rap. So given Fuentes' high profile--certainly far more prominent than Tarrio's--why wasn't Nick arrested? Why isn't he living his not-so-secret dream and sucking dick for cock on Cellblock C?

So yeah, Fuentes gave it up to the feds; rather, gave up what little he could since there was and is no fucking far-Right threat. It gets me that flaky little faggot emerged unscathed while good men and women rotted away in our own gulag equivalent, tormented by guards and denied their right to a speedy trial, their lives and reputations ruined, our precious democracy saved from the evil fascist insurrectionist threat.

Our precious democracy. Makes me want to spit whenever I hear one of those fuckers say it.

God damn but I hate these people.
 
This shit is really weird. The Nick comments about Thiel and the entire role he played in the libertardian technofascism-judaism connection are real but I wonder who's paying him to say this shit because he's not nearly smart enough to do this research on his own. Sam hits him with a few subtle jabs so I'm not sure he's totally ballwashing but this is the most coherent Nick has been in years.

It's very odd that Nick is suddenly everywhere again. Totally organic I'm sure.
Gonna toss my hat in the ring.
You’ve probably heard about CIA backing dems too; it’s probably an internal fed war akin to GOP vs DNC types. You could put Thiel in the GOP camp and Soros in the DNC camp/etc. Heck it could just be Thiel funding both sides to get his agenda through. At the end of the day I really don’t care about either of these folks, but it does make me wonder where Sam wants to go from here.
Perhaps after the gorilla nest thing and the issues with extreme peace, he’s going after the right wing crowd again (instead of trying to broaden his appeal); but I guess we’ll see.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rxiGI9TG2FU
Who are these idiots who watch these garbage vanity YouTube shows by unfunny road comics ? I thought we were over this terrible cumia compound media era shit. MDE should not be wasting their time going on these things
The amount of worship Sam Hyde gets for being le heckin 5000IQ chess playing comedy genius is ridiculous. He's as much of a narcissistic, histrionic theater kid faggot as any other millennial internet comedian, his politics are just based on /pol/ instead of Twitter.

Sam fails as a comedian outside of conditions he himself has organized and is entirely in control of because he's completely and utterly allergic to ever taking a joke made at his own expense. He's such an insecure fuck that he'll always try and assert himself as the "Alpha Male" in a situation. Even in skits or setups where he's supposed to be "the joke", the "joke" is that he's more intimidating or has a bigger presence than anyone else involved. The "joke" is always how other people react to him being an imposing psychopath who's more powerful than the person he's imposing upon.

After 15 years of having teenagers proverbially (and literally) suck his dick on the internet, he's gotten it in his head that he really is some badass quasi-nazi intellectual who's a prime specimen of the huwite race.

Eric Andre did his schtick better without being permanently, inseparably chained to 2016 era dank Pepe memes.
Sam Hyde's attempts at "serious" politics are so fucking cringe.

Hating Jews isn't even an edgy unique right winger thing anymore, Hasan Piker and the rest of Twitch's whiny gay leftists have bred a whole generation of teenaged girls to keep more coded antisemitic tropes and canards actively swimming around in their heads than the average /pol/tard.

Groypers are probably softer than the average Hasanite.
 
I’m sorry but this piss poor attempt at a show has made me really MATI 😾 I can’t believe I ever had a good opinion on either of these 2 men. Who is actually finding this funny or entertaining? If I wanted to watch 2 fat retards laugh at shitty impressions I’d go down to my local gay bar. ‘Please interject with humour ☝️🤓’ piss off.
 
Sam Hyde is gone, that cajewn Harland said his mkultra code phrase and activated the sleeper agent, overwriting his old personality. He's linking up with other glowniggers now, and next he'll lead another couple thousand naive rightoids to the federal peepee poopoo rape dungeon.
 
WTF He only went 2 minutes until he put on an advertisement! That more fucked up than what he did to Marky. What a lame shill.
After seeing the ad (Sam was making fun of it the whole time) and the homepage of the site I expected the worst
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The 'jaks are unbelievably cringe
But I was actually a bit surprised. Ran by veterans, based in Colorado, 24 packets of 300mg caffeine for a little less than $50 (including shipping). I'd never buy it, but it does seem to be an actually respectable sponsor to accept.

Sam on the most recent season of fishtank seemed to seriously be floating the idea of selling supplements (wait no it was a joke!?!)
 
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I thought he quietly stopped talking to Nick after it became extremely fucking obvious how much of a literal cock sucking grifter he really is, but Sam still wants to associate with him after all that
There's a giant ecosystem on X that shills and signalboosts Nick and go after his detractors, so Sam is completely insulated against seeing any exposés, dirt or embarrassing clips from the last few years.

Nick was even taking shots at Sam as late as October last year, saying he was part of Peter Thiel's Talmudic network, but every since Sam went viral with "Dear Elon", Nick backpeddled, had this memoryholed so Sam would never see it, so they could start boosting each other:
 
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Lmao @ Sam taking a deep breath followed by a hard cut right when Nick says, "I don't mind them actually. I think the Chinese are alright."
What the fuck is happening in the wiggerverse.
 
Hahahaha Hyde is such a grasping, grifting, insecure piece of trash that his entire existence at this point is funnier than any of his shitty comedy projects. The retarded Trotsky look pairs really well with him constantly sucking on a cigar like it was a zoomers dick. Tell me oh fatherless children of your gorilla messiah, is this what you wanted? Is this what's going to save both comedy AND the white race? A spic faggot and a roided up has-been regurgitating /pol/ talking points to an audience of children and middle-aged weirdoes who can't stop kvetching about the jews?
 
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