🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[FiveStarAce]

Self destruction USUALLY does. A LOOP formed of snake eating itself physically doesn't though.

your autism makes you think it MUST be the meaning how you think of it (infinity), and CANNOT mean another way (impulsive based self destruction). Thats LITERALLY the problem.

-sees uroboros with cartoon literally saying "ITS GOING TO KILL US" indicating self destruction
-says "well, thats not eternity I don't get it"
-ask others. They say "its oroboros as a symbol of self destruction"
-say that can't be it despite all the evidence this was the intent, because you cannot FATHOM it having multiple meanings.
-Still not getting it despite the answer sitting right infront of your face

Technically being right doesn't make you less retard. Tough lesson, i know.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

>Oh wow 20-30 new pages about Ferretfucker, what'd he do this time?
>20-30 pages of MeatCanyon dick riding.
Thanks, guys.

You forget the arguing about ouroboros.
Lots of arguing on that.

This autism is what Mald craves. Eyes off his faggotry as we argue about a set thing we all believe to be true:
The belief that Mald is an infinite faggot symbolism or not.

 

[Hit Squad]

I guess the point is that the active people in Mald's server are exactly what one would imagine. While they're minicows in their own right, I don't think most people want this thread to be a community watch for Mald's community.

Treating them as side characters to the main protaganist will likely be the best course of action. A good meal is made up of many ingredients after all.

Ok, a round-up of discourse in the Maldoverse. I see someone has already posted Jason's reaction to MC's vid so I'll just touch on that and try to add a bit extra. My apologies if some of the screenshots are similiar.

Jason's first public comments on the MC video

First off, the Maldists are still praising their lord and saviour:


I love the hypocrisy here. Didn't Jason try to ruin SKG because he disagreed with it? We have fallen far indeed.


On a similiar note, these fuckers are still seething over SKG. It passed dickheads, you didn't succeed in trashing it, stop being sore losers.

Spoiler: Talk? No Mr. SKG, I expect you to die!

Quite a wholsome hugbox you got there Jason.

The paranoia over trolls in the discord is starting to show. *WARNING* if you are in there, try not to tip the calves. They may not be the main cow but they are getting suspicious.
So:

Spoiler: Fifth Columnists must be purged!

They are talking about a chatter called CodeJones, who may or may not be a troll.

They are evolving!

Jason is the centre of their worlds #notacult.

Spoiler: Shutting down dissent, one YouTube channel at a time

I didn't think cunts were that rare on the internet tbh.

Someone call sweetbaby inc... We got a DEI issue here!

'Thor is honest yet strong willed' - I'm honestly lost for words at this point.

Right, there will be a bit of crossover with the earlier post because of Maldo's reaction to the Meat Canyon video:

Spoiler: Morale will improve... or else!

There's that word 'blessed' again. #notacult.


He has arisen! Praise be!

I've cut out some related memes that were posted but you get the picture. People are very excited to have Jason grace them with his presence once more.

Then we get into the Meat Canyon part that was posted earlier


Yes, this is probably the best reaction to MC's video that Jason can have, but just look at all the sycophantic praise he's getting.

Someone then posts Asmongold's latest video on Jason (thought the posting of drama vids was not allowed? Mods be slacking!) and the convo shifts that way slightly.

Again, the word blessing crops up. Jason has allowed them, in his magnificence, to view and enjoy the Meat Canyon video.

Also that little dig at Ross from SKG.

To round it all off a couple of gifs from the Maldites.

Spoiler: Jason Gifs

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

This autism is what Mald craves. Eyes off his faggotry.

It's all in his master plan. Nothing to talk about during his absence leaves us going insane. Next you'll all be arguing whether Pepe Silvia is all a part of this.
He definitely is, he is the cause for every single off-topic rant in here. I have seen him with my own eyes, when I sperged about coding. I know you've seen him too, don't lie to me.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

>the algorithm suggest more memes, game trailers, tutorials and anime
The amount of Reddit-smell emanating from this guy can melt steel beams.

 

[whalebiologist]

>I just watch the shorts
Smartest mald fan

 

[Mio Naganohara]

Since when does mald have a MC profile pic on twitter?

Why is it always "im a pro in x y and z so I sent this data to my friends to handle it"
Why dont you handle it, shitfuck?

My impression was that it was a scare tactic implying his goons would do more nefarious things than what he would be willing to admit publicly doing himself, "you think im a badass hackerman? Wait till I sick my dogs on you!"
Of course the real answer is because he is a god-forsaken fucking idiot who never had to work for anything in his life and has no skill except deception/riding the coattails of the people he surrounds himself with

his go-to when confronted would probably be muh genetics, but the best part is his own father has appeared on stream with a beard.

I can't find it now, but he 100% used to have a short where he talked about how he shaves constantly because his "beard" grows in a circular patch on each cheek with a "old timey villain mustache" or some shit, and provided an example illustration (in paint of course)

Wyświetl załącznik 7731946

"Seems its time to make the automod delete the word meat" these fucking retards are going to run out of words to ban (if they dont run out of people to ban first)

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Since when does mald have a MC profile pic on twitter?

Today. And if that fat fuck had any balls, he'd sue for copyright over Mald using his art. DMCA Uno reverse.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

"Seems its time to make the automod delete the word meat" these fucking retards are going to run out of words to ban (if they dont run out of people to ban first)

His moderation team is more retarded than all of Chris-chan's White Knights
His moderation team is more retarded than Frogan's discord mods

I have to say im kind of impressed at the depths of retardation these people have reached
and how A gay ferret furry can recruit and groom them to reach such unfathomable depths of retardation.

 

[TheRedChair]

I see that we are referring the Oroboros cycle to that dude's feet.

Well when I saw that, it reminded of an person placing a foot into his mouth for being stupid. Long ago, placing both feet into ones mouth meant that person was a certified asshole and would be best to avoid him.

Thor is a perfect example of Generation FAIL. A fucking nepo beta boy who is 40 years old, behind a computer screen LYING ABOUT HIS PAST ACHIEVEMENTS.

The fake it to you break it narcissistic mentality is so very strong in him and the society he represents.

I... HATE... PEOPLE... LIKE... HIM... They are the same type of people that has given me grief for so many years.

In the Dead of winter, we should nuke the nepo baby until he glows. And on his flaming corpse we roast chestnuts, drink coffee and coco... and tell tales of heroes of old, slaying Only Fan Models with their "personal" swords!

Yea... I Don't like people like him at all.

 

[potato sack]

I see that we are referring the Oroboros cycle to that dude's feet.

idk why so many people are talking about snakes he is obviously eating his entire ass feet first

The paranoia over trolls in the discord is starting to show. *WARNING* if you are in there, try not to tip the calves. They may not be the main cow but they are getting suspicious.

we're reaching the point where if you take everyone's masks off like at the end of a scoobydoo episode on malds discord is like mike and action dan who are real, everyone else is a lurker or a tipper

oh and one of the mods
surely one of the mods is infiltrated, theres no way we're not gonna have the mod leak arc someday

 

[Nothing Is Written]

I see that we are referring the Oroboros cycle to that dude's feet.

Well when I saw that, it reminded of an person placing a foot into his mouth for being stupid. Long ago, placing both feet into ones mouth meant that person was a certified asshole and would be best to avoid him.

Thor is a perfect example of Generation FAIL. A fucking nepo beta boy who is 40 years old, behind a computer screen LYING ABOUT HIS PAST ACHIEVEMENTS.

The fake it to you break it narcissistic mentality is so very strong in him and the society he represents.

I... HATE... PEOPLE... LIKE... HIM... They are the same type of people that has given me grief for so many years.

In the Dead of winter, we should nuke the nepo baby until he glows. And on his flaming corpse we roast chestnuts, drink coffee and coco... and tell tales of heroes of old, slaying Only Fan Models with their "personal" swords!

Yea... I Don't like people like him at all.

I read your post in Maynard James Keenan's voice. I have Tool on in the background. Would make a good track. COUNTING BODIES LIKE SHEEP.

The cum walls im laughing my guts out. He and asmond got the same pheonotype of streamer geg

Mald explaining the utter state of his apartment walls:

 

[childishgambino]

The vacation is so he can work on his YAML offstream

Yet Another Maldavius Lie

 

[Spiral Architect]

I love how some of these Discord retards are coping by saying it's just fun parody. Meanwhile, the video depicts Jason sucking his own tit and flaunting his worst traits, only skipping the ferret fucking. Yeah, it's all just fun and games, y’all! Papa Meat is totally cool, Jason is fine with this, he's even changed his avatar on twitter.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

oh and one of the mods
surely one of the mods is infiltrated, theres no way we're not gonna have the mod leak arc someday

I don't think so. They've been under his thumb for years, and likely have signed contracts. We can only hope though.

He is a control freak. He's likely got mods assigned to each other, Gestapo / KGB style.

They literally have their own separate server.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

I... HATE... PEOPLE... LIKE... HIM...

 

[Yellow Rose Of Texas]

I won’t be surprised the next thing this faggot gonna do is grifting towards Hasan’s community to get some sympathy points.
He’s already friends with Ludwig,and his smug passive aggressive personality are common in those orbiter spaces as well.
He’ll fit right in.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

How does someone who plays 12 hours a day every day take a vacation, I wonder?

No, tweaking a children's digital lego game for 12 hours isn't a job, mald. You didn't even get famous from it. I can see youtubers who got big off 1 game and then has to keep playing it even though he's sick of it and now sees it as a chore but you didn't even have to do this. You chose this cause you're too scared to show your actual coding skills.

 

[Luecke]

What do these colours mean? I guess how long each faggot is subbed to maldy?

 

[Maeis]

What do these colours mean? I guess how long each faggot is subbed to maldy?

Discord colors are just based on the roles each user has. Some discords make you pay with money or pay with time served on the discord to get them, some just let you pick via a selection and a bot that does it for you.