💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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Anyway Jack gives health advice he doesn't follow or has misinformation
This faggot thinks table salt isn't real salt? It's the same fucking thing the only difference is one was buried underground for several millions of years and the other one wasn't.

The article wasn't fake news, the headline was just worded like "they dropped a bomb on them" and the conservitards took it as "they dropped the case" because they're, well, retarded.
Link to article
Most people like Fatty only read the headline anyway.
 
Hey cousin Jimmy…I know you are reading….you don’t have to put up with Jack’s abusive bullshit.

He called you “Father of the year…”. Fuck that. He choked his own his kid out to satisfy snaggletooth tammy and he bullies Junior around. Then god struck down his choking arm.

Dump that fat blimp on the side of the road where he belongs and live your life. Jack only brings people down. You can be cool and sneed with us here. We don’t need any inside gossip. Just understand that Jack is a fat crippled bitch that will take you down the moment you succeed.

You deserve better. Cut off the fat gimp.
 
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So now 2 out of 3 scalfani brothers are youtubers? Charles needs to get off his ass and post some videos on his channel that he teased months ago - thats the kinda lolcow lecturing I want to see. Complete the scalfani trifecta!
 
I'm waiting to see if Jack can resist increasing the number of content creators he boasts of "mentoring" once his brothers have their own fart-huffing streams.

Does this heap's mentorship entail anything more than demanding people with utoob channels travel to his house and act reverent towards his couch-restricted torso while appearing in one of his videos, and resulting in neither channel's view or subscriber counts increasing? Even when Jack had more working appendages, his Jack Pack cross-contaminations promotions seemed like the laziest attempt at building a cult of personality around oneself in food entertainment history.
 
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I'm waiting to see if Jack can resist increasing the number of content creators he boasts of "mentoring" once his brothers have their own fart-huffing streams.

Does this heap's mentorship entail anything more than demanding people with utoob channels travel to his house and act reverent towards his couch-restricted torso while appearing in one of his videos, and resulting in neither channel's view or subscriber counts increasing? Even when Jack had more working appendages, his Jack Pack cross-contaminations promotions seemed like the laziest attempt at building a cult of personality around oneself in food entertainment history.
If I was going to make content I think that a stroked out lardo who has never made it as a content creator would be the last person I'd go to for mentoring
 
He seems like a decent guy but his conspiracy theories are fucking retarded. He's more intelligent than Jack (which isn't saying much) but he's definitely not very bright either


We keep confusing Jim Scalfani with James (Jimmy) Smith…..

Jim is the brother and the bald shredded gay dude with @pignips, and seemingly a thoughtful and decent human being. Jim works in product development with a concerning amount of job hopping for someone that Jack labels an expert and genius in his field, He appears to have a broad and complex worldview and political identity that values individual freedoms, but does not appear to be a conspiracy theorist, and is at least considerate of, and understanding of the appeal and societal function of core conservative values without necessarily agreeing with them. He wants to help his brother but has been cautious about it. He appears to engage his brother as a means to both try to help Jack, but also as a personal challenge to do better and be better. We kinda like Jim

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James (Jimmy) Smith is Tammy ‘s cousin. Hes the wiry looking guy with the ear gauges, leather cowboy hat, and scraggly beard. He’s from Aunt Myrna’s side of the family. He works at some Lexus Dealer outside of Chicago in the parts department, He mostly identifies lightly with more alt right America firstish views. But isn’t seemingly oblivious to the wackier side that spectrum. But he tries to avoid conflict with Jack and Jack bullies and pushes him around until Jack gains consensus with Jimmy. The guy wants to have a decent sized audience for his gaming streams for his own entertainment, but got wrapped up with Jack. We kinda feel bad for Jimmy

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And for those still confused…..Charles, Chawls, Chaz, Chuck, etc is Jack’s “tech CTO” brother that apparently has to have mastered like 32 languages (anyone with 32 program langs isn’t a master in any of them). He’s the spastic woman hating, bloviating ASMR fetishist who lives on the California coast and is an insufferable expert in his own mind, his waifu has a big gummy smile, but his daughter appears attractive enough that id hit on her at the gym. Hes this little meat and butter powered spastic short cueball that will assert that he excels at a broad range of hobbies and interests from making music, to firearms and hunting, to writing books, to producing movies, to fitness, etc. we all think that he’s a real prick

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Jack also has a half sister that isn’t notable enough for names or pics, and a Jewish ex wife (Karen, Garett’s mom ✡️)
 
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Even considering how retarded fatty is, to actually believe that last one takes some special type of retard

I can't even find anything remotely close to what he's talking about. But then this is Fatty we're talking about.
The kernel of this is likely to be the story of an English woman being arrested for silently praying outside of an abortion clinic/centre a couple of years ago. There was an exclusion zone around the clinic that banned any protest - including things like counselling people going into the clinic. From what I've found, it seems to be a law specific to Birmingham council, rather than the UK as a whole -- which strikes me as odd, I had no idea that local councils could do this. The lady in question was outside the clinic, standing quietly and being filmed IIRC. Police spoke to her, and she then confirmed that she was praying silently in her head, which was taken to be admitting to breaking the exclusion order within that location.

So while it is a horrendous abuse of free speech (which doesnt exist in the UK anyway), it was specifically limited in the context of being in a hyper local area (outside an abortion clinic) within a community (Birmingham) that had enacted this local law. Jack has spun that to mean that Christian prayer is illegal throughout the country -- a country whose monarch is literally the head of the Church of England, who are (if only nominally) fans of praying to Jesus.
 
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