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[monstrous bubo]

Isn’t this just precious?


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Spoiler: muh pretties

Yelled at in the park. (Positive)​

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I was in a park by my house today for a bike ride. After a long, sweaty ride I was nearing the end of my ride. A section of the park had some day camping areas, and there was a group of girls (10–12yo). As I rode by, the girls yelled at me “You’re really pretty”.

I’ve never felt so valid since the start of my transition. Those girls made me so happy, and I don’t think they know what it meant to me. Womanhood is amazing and I’m so happy to be a part of it. Needless to say I happy cried all the way back to my car.

Let’s see this pretty woman



He’s got three kids between 7-13. If he can’t spot tween girl sarcasm he better learn quick, because the next decade is going to be very entertaining.

(It’s cool, he has 50% custody and just told his ex-wife he was trooning out, who immediately said she’s going for 100% custody. Attagirl)

 

[YouTube Autist]

I mean, why would he? I have a kid the same age and I think I spoke French to him for the first time ever last week, because we were haggling with a moroccan guy.
Parents that speak anything but their mother tongue to their kids are cringe, you see these green hipster couples in my city sometimes where the dad speaks English to the kids in a broad local accent because the wife has decided that the kids are going to be bilingual good little globalists so now dad gets to have a relationship with his kids in a forgein toungue, that to me is a sure way to not have a close parent-child relationship.

Helping your kid learn a second language isn't a bad thing.

The other day I came into group and the first thing one of them said was "I see you went blonde, its good at hiding a receding line" in a "nice" sounding compliment

Hah! Well, that passes as female.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Helping your kid learn a second language isn't a bad thing.

If the cost is not having a genuine relationship with the child it might be. These people do this thing where one parent speak one language to their children consistently, which is all well and good if they are a genuine multilingual couple, but it is a bad idea if it is not your first language, you are not going to be as articulate or well read, or able to talk about emotional things in a genuine way. If your realtionship with your dad is in Spanish and neither of you speak Spanish well, it is not going to be a very good relationship.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Here’s at least one guy:

We have an entire thread that disproves that sexologists theory that they won't act it out in public if they had a wife.

Keeping it contained by keeping it a bedroom game.
In 1965 it was true.
What broke the protocol was when acting out in public became a civil rights issue.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Isn’t this just precious?

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Yelled at in the park. (Positive)​

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I was in a park by my house today for a bike ride. After a long, sweaty ride I was nearing the end of my ride. A section of the park had some day camping areas, and there was a group of girls (10–12yo). As I rode by, the girls yelled at me “You’re really pretty”.

I’ve never felt so valid since the start of my transition. Those girls made me so happy, and I don’t think they know what it meant to me. Womanhood is amazing and I’m so happy to be a part of it. Needless to say I happy cried all the way back to my car.

Let’s see this pretty woman

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He’s got three kids between 7-13. If he can’t spot tween girl sarcasm he better learn quick, because the next decade is going to be very entertaining.

(It’s cool, he has 50% custody and just told his ex-wife he was trooning out, who immediately said she’s going for 100% custody. Attagirl)

KEK

 

[YouTube Autist]

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KEK

What the fuck is happening here? Is he leaning way forward?

 

[graywolf88]

Someone on r/choosingbeggars has made multiple posts devoted to this begging troon.

How convenient this troon is allergic to preservatives in "cheap, shelf stable foods." Only the finest products from Whole Foods for m'lady here please!

 

[countrybumpkin]

How convenient this troon is allergic to preservatives in "cheap, shelf stable foods." Only the finest products from Whole Foods for m'lady here please!

Seems legit.

Also, I'm allergic to everything except lobster and caviar!

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

What the fuck is happening here? Is he leaning way forward?

Looks like a Super Punchout character

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Keeping it contained by keeping it a bedroom game.
In 1965 it was true.
What broke the protocol was when acting out in public became a civil rights issue.

That and it’s just so much easier to escalate things in the internet age. Endless supply of porn/hypno shit, easy and discreet access to cheap slutty clothes and shoes big enough to fit a male frame, millions of like-minded toaster fuckers online to encourage you to continue vs. the handful of fucking weirdos you know about in your city.

 

[stinky patchouli]

It's amazing how so many ftm date queer women and yet it seems to fall apart sooner or later. Can't imagine why

The women they date are straight handmaidens who want to larp as queer. They want to be more than just allies to the LGBT community, they want to be a part of it. Safer to date a pooner than a tranny.

 

[Mad_Dog]

The hierarchy. 8)


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Troons who in effect tell other troons they will never be a woman.

Maybe troons are women after all. Congratulations, ladies!

 

[graywolf88]

Maybe troons are women after all. Congratulations, ladies!

Maybe the true troons were the friends we made along the way?

 

[ShmeedlesMcGee]

What the fuck is happening here? Is he leaning way forward?

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KEK

Seriously, wtf is happening?
It looks like he photoshopped his head and arm(s) onto a woman's body.
The lighting is all off.
The photo is like one seen on Instagram vs. reality posts.
No fricking way those legs are his own.

 

[H.P. FuckYou]

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KEK

Why tf does it seem like all troons stand like darwin watterson
is it just one of those autism things?

 

[Sean Andalou]

Troonish gripe framed as being territorial.


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i just want to be able to talk to my cis women friends (including my sisters) about the weirdness of hormones or whatever without them saying some smug welcome-to-womanhood-it-sucks bullshit.

all of these women are very supportive and i don't hate them or anything this is just one of those annoying things that even supportive women do that constantly reinforces the wall between them and me.

Top comment (184 upvotes) decries attempted gatekeeping. 8)

Unfortunately when it comes to supportive, pro-trans cisgender women, many of them still see themselves as the ultimate gatekeepers of womanhood, holding more authority on it than any transgender woman. This is a form of transphobia that many cisgender people agree with and do not see as transphobia.

Lots more discussion in the comments including a few long rants, but total consensus.
How dare real women think of themselves as being realer women than troons.

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

Troon gets clocked:
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“I didn’t want to share this” Ok. Why did you share it, then? No one is forcing you, It would’ve cost you $0 to not share that. And now le transphobes are laughing at you - I can only assume this one has a humiliation fetish, that this was the intended outcome? Maybe we’re the ones being trolled into participating in their kinks

 

[Otterly]

Helping your kid learn a second language isn't a bad thing.

No it’s great, but the OPOL approach only works with mother tongues. You should primarily speak to the child in your mother tongue, and your second and subsequent languages should be add ons.

 

[Kokenami]

I also think BDSM appeals to the mentally ill because it allows them to harm themselves in a way that’s socially acceptable

Deviants will move mountains to contextualize their depravity in morality. There's like an Overton Window or some shit for degeneracy.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

Troonish gripe framed as being territorial.

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Top comment (184 upvotes) decries attempted gatekeeping. 8)

Lots more discussion in the comments including a few long rants, but total consensus.
How dare real women think of themselves as being realer women than troons.

Sure, we accept you "honorary woman"


You'll also note that he say "between them and me", not us [transwomen]. Peak selfinesh even when they are among themselves.