🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Hooked on phobics]

Since when? Isn't the stereotype that women have more shoes than they have food in stock, that they have a pair for every specific occasion, and that men have just one pair for everything? I thought men were the type to walk through literal ferretshit when the going gets tough, real manly-like.

both can be true. Women put fashion and comfort ahead of function usually, where as men value function. Its why I like thicker clothes sometimes, or heavy boots, it feels almost like a shell of armor. Its not COMFORTABLE, but I like knowing I could put a hole in a wall with my foot if necessary.

I think women might go barefoot more often when they CAN, or to put it another way, they allow themselves to relax more, maybe go to a beach and get sand between their toes?

Theres something there for sure, but maybe saying "running through dogshit" was a bit much.

Its also worth noting not all females are the same. A Hippie girl won't be the same as some slave to fashion yuppie

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

I was basically giddy to catch up with the last 30 pages. Even had my iced latte ready to go. And then it's just some pedo MLP retard dragging you dumb fucks into 20 pages of sperging about how being a furfag and jacking off to cartoons is normal and totally the fault of le ebil cartoon/game creators for tricking kids into it.

Can you not ignore him, use spoilers, or go talk about it in designated threads? I want to read about Mald in here, ffs.

Where is that esteemed kiwi who lurks in Mald's discord? I am dying to know what his fan base is saying about the latest allegations.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

and that men have just one pair for everything?

Usually a pair per functionality, not occasion (at least in my case). Pair of work/outdoor boots, pair of sneakers, pair of slides/flip-flops, etc. I only have 4 pairs of footwear though. If you're a suits type of guy in business, yeah you'll have more, but most guys I've seen usually stick to a few types.

Walking around in public where shit is filthy, even dangerous because you could be stepping on who knows what? Makes no damned sense.

Literally saw it at a gas station earlier. White trash trailer boy.

We have proof he's aware of the allegations, but he's been radio silent on this for 24 hours, and he never misses an opportunity to play victim.

He'll still find a fucking way to play victim even though he's the rapist/attacker.

 

[Roachbound]

Where is that esteemed kiwi who lurks in Mald's discord? I am dying to know what his fan base is saying about the latest allegations.

His mods are working overtime to stop the spread of discussion around it, not a single word about the incident or how Shaye would've felt as mald's partner while Mald is cheating on dating apps. Waiting on Mald to address it, or more content creators to latch on to it(especially those who collab with Mald in the future)

 

[ovenmath]

Since when? Isn't the stereotype that women have more shoes than they have food in stock, that they have a pair for every specific occasion, and that men have just one pair for everything? I thought men were the type to walk through literal ferretshit when the going gets tough, real manly-like.

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Work boots, Tennis shoes, flip flops, dress shoes.

Personally, I'm always barefoot in my house and often barefoot in my front and back yard. As soon as I set foot off of my property, I have a pair of shoes on 100% of the time unless circumstances dictate otherwise.

The flip flops only come out when I am feeling particularly lazy, boots and sneakers are the default.

Dress shoes, obviously, for more formal non work occasions.

A fun little anecdote - the paramedics stationed at a small but long running music festival in the woods in Canada would refer to puncture wounds from roots, sticks and thorns on the bottom of an individuals foot as "hippie foot"

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

His mods are working overtime to stop the spread of discussion around it, not a single word about the incident or how Shaye would've felt as mald's partner while Mald is cheating on dating apps. Waiting on Mald to address it, or more content creators to latch on to it(especially those who collab with Mald in the future)

Get OBS recording on his discord. We need everything.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

Believing that an average woman has a shoe closet like that horseface from sex and the city is a bit dumb. Most women I know have 6-7 pairs of shoes/sneakers, which is not a lot when you consider we have 4 seasons to go through and we like to color coordinate our outfits.

 

[Slap47]

Also, somewhere earlier in the thread someone posted a screencap of a profile or something from either Mald or someone they thought was him. I tried finding it again but I'm not having any luck, I don't remember when it was posted. It had a few games they enjoyed listed on it. I didn't think much of it when I saw it initially but I kept thinking about it because one of the games listed was Zombie Master.

Nobody mentioned anything about it. Unless I'm mistaking it for a different game with the same name, it's an old source mod where there's two teams. One team is all the players playing in standard first person, then there's one player that becomes the zombie master and it's more like an rts or something similar for them. Summon and control monsters, set off traps, kill off all the players. I just thought it was funny that it was one of the listed favorites, being the master seems like the type of thing a control freak would love. I recall it being fun, but it's been a long time.

People still play this game weekly on Sunday and it still gets updated.

 

[Hit Squad]

Theres something there for sure, but maybe saying "running through dogshit" was a bit much.

Dude, of course I'm going to take it that far, this is Kiwi Farms, not the YouTubeDrama page of reddit.



Edit: On a side note, seems I have to fucking clarify that I was shitting on Maldo for being womanlike and a footfreak, rather than wanting to start real-life discussions on the merits of being barefoot and women's shoe habits.

If you want those discussions go here: Barefoot Reddit and Women's Shoes

For the love of god, if you must talk about it at least keep it Maldo-centric.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Believing that an average woman has a shoe closet like that horseface from sex and the city is a bit dumb. Most women I know have 6-7 pairs of shoes/sneakers, which is not a lot when you consider we have 4 seasons to go through and we like to color coordinate our outfits.

My mom has a closet full of shoes, but my sister has like 5 pairs.

It's a mixture of culture and our generation being poor as fuck we don't have those trends anymore.

 

[Facom]

The Giant Ultimate Automated Voice Analysis Software (Codename: GUAVAS) has been set in motion. This is version 2.0, full automation.

The current workflow is:

1. Select a month chronolgically over the timespan 2017-09 to 2025-07, use the Twitch API to pull a random twitch clip from the selected month
2. Isolate Jason's vocals from this Twitch clip (if any exist) using DEMUCS.
3. Further cleanup and preparation for GUAVAS: Split the vocals of each Twitch clip into 3 second segments with a step size of 2 seconds, filter out silent segments, denoise with noisereduce, and remove laughing/text to speech voice/other voices using pyAudioAnalysis.
4. Analyse the median vocal pitch of all segments using Parselmouth (Praat port: https://praat.org/), segments with pitch too far from the day's median (using a standard deviation threshold), discard from the days median calculation.
5. For each days segments, calculate the median pitch over the entire day.
6. Repeat from step 1 until 30 clips have been analysed for each month, then chronologically move onto the next month. Note: a clip only counts to the running total if it has at least 2 three second segments of clear speech from Jason.

End result, median voice pitch per day over a random portion of days per month, using 30 valid speech twitch clips per month total. Spanning 09-2017 to 07-2025. GUAVAS has been initiated. Approximately 2880 Twitch clips under analysis


EDIT: First months results are in. I actually have no idea what I'm doing, and if any of this will work, or if its accurate at all, but since the same software will run over the entire time span, regardless of the validity of each piece of data objectively, it should be able to be used comparatively, which is what we are interested in. At first glance the results seem a little low, as when you listen to the clips he sounds fucking prepubescent, but I think the entire dataset may be skewed, so perhaps it'll work itself out?

 

[AN/ALR56]

I think that will happen when his ferret Dachau gets shutdown for something illegal. Which is very possible based on what's been seen so far and what is currently the belief.

There's still 4 months left for someone else to steal the bag, top of my head are:

• Canadian police finally getting their hands of JF "potato smasher" Gariepy
• Hasan finally getting deported or sent to gitmo for doubling down (he recently excused ISIS as a mossad-cia false flag to millions of his subscribers) on being a pro terrorism retard millionaire
• Anisa divorcing icuckzz
• Rekieta violating his parole and being sent to jail
• CWC actually impregnating the Finnish wood elf for real this time
• Some unknown grifter like Jason himself appearing out of nowhere like a dark horse to steal the show (my personal take, after the constant game of chairs early this year about who blows up their career more, I don't put any money down on anything for now)

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

The Giant Ultimate Automated Voice Analysis Software (Codename: GUAVAS) has been set in motion. This is version 2.0, full automation.

The current workflow is:

1. Select a month chronolgically over the timespan 2017-09 to 2025-07, use the Twitch API to pull a random twitch clip from the selected month
2. Isolate Jason's vocals from this Twitch clip (if any exist) using DEMUCS.
3. Further cleanup and preparation for GUAVAS: Split the vocals of each Twitch clip into 3 second segments with a step size of 2 seconds, filter out silent segments, denoise with noisereduce, and remove laughing/text to speech voice/other voices using pyAudioAnalysis.
4. Analyse the median vocal pitch of all segments using Parselmouth (Praat port: https://praat.org/), segments with pitch too far from the day's median (using a standard deviation threshold), discard from the days median calculation.
5. For each days segments, calculate the median pitch over the entire day.
6. Repeat from step 1 until 30 clips have been analysed for each month, then chronologically move onto the next month. Note: a clip only counts to the running total if it has at least 2 three second segments of clear speech from Jason.

End result, median voice pitch per day over a random portion of days per month, using 30 valid speech twitch clips per month total. Spanning 09-2017 to 07-2025. GUAVAS has been initiated.

If he uses a voice changer, why did the person who's making the sexual assault accusations not mention the difference in voice in real life? It's why I think he had voice training to do it, anyone who hears him in real life would hear a drastic difference.

 

[Tingle]

>Furfag
>Married to a pooneer
>Sex pest
>Wallows in literal animal shit
>Forces himself on someone unwilling
>So autistic he walks around barefoot like a fucking caveman
>Evidence of mistreating animals on numerous occasions
How long until Mald fits the criteria for Horrorcow?

On the same note, has he ever actually shown his streaming setup? Considering these new developments the fact he greenscreens out his actual 24/7 living space makes me wonder what horrors await on the other side of the screen. He doesn't live with the ferret hoard but the barefoot autism and being so fucking lazy he got up to tell his spouse to feed the cat especially ring some alarm bells in my head.

 

[Steinercard]

Jason sexually assaulted someone who came forward to lyric.

twitter
nitter link
archive
lyric's website

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Oh no the furry faggot is a rapist. Think of how this will affect the other faggot furry rapists!

 

[Facom]

>Furfag
>Married to a pooneer
>Sex pest
>Wallows in literal animal shit
>Forces himself on someone unwilling
>So autistic he walks around barefoot like a fucking caveman
>Evidence of mistreating animals on numerous occasions
How long until Mald fits the criteria for Horrorcow?

On the same note, has he ever actually shown his streaming setup? Considering these new developments the fact he greenscreens out his actual 24/7 living space makes me wonder what horrors await on the other side of the screen. He doesn't live with the ferret hoard but the barefoot autism and being so fucking lazy he got up to tell his spouse to feed the cat especially ring some alarm bells in my head.

If you look at the estate agent listings for his property (Go to page 1 and take his current address), the interior is really really nice. There is probably shit up the fucking walls by now

 

[Unimaginative Username]

There's still 4 months left for someone else to steal the bag, top of my head are:

• Canadian police finally getting their hands of JF "potato smasher" Gariepy
• Hasan finally getting deported or sent to gitmo for doubling down (he recently excused ISIS as a mossad-cia false flag to millions of his subscribers) on being a pro terrorism retard millionaire
• Anisa divorcing icuckzz
• Rekieta violating his parole and being sent to jail
• CWC actually impregnating the Finnish wood elf for real this time
• Some unknown grifter like Jason himself appearing out of nowhere like a dark horse to steal the show (my personal take, after the constant game of chairs early this year about who blows up their career more, I don't put any money down on anything for now)

A good list. I would just add Karl Jobst since he's been busy trying to hide assets from the bankruptcy court while simultaneously bragging about it to his fans on Discord, so there's a very good chance that this absolute legend will get both a prison arc and a divorce arc with his mail-order bride leaving him.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

- underdeveloped social behavior
- rebellion against authority
- poor judgement of risk
- disregard for others

It's also very female coded (your above points could also be given to any woman in existence as well).

Edit: Seems I have to fucking clarify that I was shitting on Maldo for being womanlike rather than wanting to start a real-life discussion on the merits of being barefoot and women's shoe habits.

Excuse me mate but thinking women are more socially underdeveloped and all the other points is intense retard nigger moid thinking. Check crime statistics.

Women might be barefoot because:
- their shoes are more often uncomfortable
- they don't want to dirty their shoes (they clean them, unlike many men)

Not to mention many men wouldn't be able to take off their shoes without fucking up the place, and many women can (not all heh).
But all good, this is much more fun to discuss than artsy pedophile freaks.

If he uses a voice changer, why did the person who's making the sexual assault accusations not mention the difference in voice in real life? It's why I think he had voice training to do it, anyone who hears him in real life would hear a drastic difference.

Their sexual encounter took place before maldy had finished his second puberty.
And I agree on the voice training. If you listen to his old content, you'll hear a mix of his high nasalized voice but you'll also hear bits and pieces that sound more like his current voice.
The most reasonable conclusion is some voice training + mic placement & settings. My low % speculation on the wilder side is some sort of throat injection or hormonal thing.

To make up for my off topic sperg above I'll include this short old audio clip with an AI slop photo

0:06

(old mald video audio source)

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

Where? I can't seem to find Maldavius on the Please Stop Talking podcast.

I WAS WRONG
I was mixing up Maldavius Figtree with Brendaniel's fake deep voice and the other furries in this room. I was mistaken and PirateSoftware has, to my knowledge, no relationship with MandaloreGaming.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

The Giant Ultimate Automated Voice Analysis Software (Codename: GUAVAS) has been set in motion. This is version 2.0, full automation.

Fun stuff. Bro really is rocking the Windows prompt. Consider also doing transcription for all those clips, if you are not doing already!