🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Burnt Effigy]

“Dude insane behavior in this post. I fuck ferrets, gnomes, Huskies, pooners, and Little eighteen year old gay Chinese boys. I don’t fuck kids, why would you ever even think that, eat my entire ass.”

While I have F5-TTS installed and warmed up, might as well AI GENERATE this text

 

[Nintoddler]

Also, how they talk about Khronos being the "lead moderator" is so cringe inducing to me. Like he's not just a normal janny, he's the fucking lead one. As if it's supposed to be a big deal, and not just some made up title for the guy cleaning up mana gem comments in his chat. And Khronos, for some reason, is very very proud of this title, and displays first and foremost as his most significant characteristic it all over his social media.

Bro really wants the "I have worked 7 years for Pirate Software" on his resume.

 

[Maeis]

While I have F5-TTS installed and warmed up, might as well AI GENERATE this text
audio(6).wav

I know Null made the rule about clearly marking AI generated content (and self-reporting is very important as well), but I'm curious how long it'll be until it's literally impossible to tell the difference.

 

[Lithos]

So, he basically reached 1 million signatures in a single month. That really has to sting.

 

[limbdiction]

unless Shaye goes rogue and leak some degenerate shit

This Shaye?



This is a reference to famous artist Alex Grey being a fucking necrophiliac

Also Shaye being a FUCKING NECROPHILIAC

 

[canalCrab]

I think that's Animal Well you're talking about. It took 10 days for the community to solve the secret ending and then Maldy completed it all by himself coincidentally on the same day a guide was published for it. There was also proof of him cheating in Outer Wilds and Tunic but I don't think he was properly called out for the Witness apart from in this thread.

I know he played blue prince, did he cheat in that one as well?

 

[Forklift Certified]

I don't actually get why people are so obsessed with hype trains when it's just giving money to someone, but then I don't watch all that much twitch, mainly one streamer.

Same reasons why mald has 1050 pages in KF... People fed up whit his bullisht and this is an other example (trying) blushing his way upward in social hierarchy (and failed spectacularly)

Avarge Twitch streamer soiling their pants if a hype train reach lvl 10... And this fur faggot inflating his own train via his paid mod allegedly promising 82% return for his money... + Share from the revenue

Then mald faggot has the audacity to thank the community the tremendous effort at the hype train so he be a fur fag and not need to grind a 9-5...

 

[Hit Squad]

Ok everyone, stand back and let this man work. No, get further back, he needs more room than that.

Finally, the Tipster has entered the building.

 

[Facom]

Some sort of Heartbound community Discord server with JsonMaldy in it. Posting so someone could archive. Don't harass please.

https://discord.gg/aVwq8gHh

 

[Made In Wales]

Instead of 'Mouldy Old Dough':

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO5GWJJP3FM

Maldy Old Dope.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

So he just read this post and decided to flip the script

I hate to be the Fig Guard here but this is extremely common in high security federal positions because you’ll be called “nuclear electrical specialist” and have MULTIPLE top secret clearances and throw around the phrase “classified info” like 3 times a day and then you go to work and you flick the light switches in the restroom to make sure they work and make 6 figures doing so.

It doesn’t subtract from his like, whole persona of being some leet hacker he tried to pull but this is one of the more justifiable moments b/c every contractor working in a glowy field has had to decide if they tell the girl with the Russian accent they are the shitter light switch guy instead of the demon core milk guy.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

It doesn’t subtract from his like, whole persona of being some leet hacker he tried to pull but this is one of the more justifiable moments b/c every contractor working in a glowy field has had to decide if they tell the girl with the Russian accent they are the shitter light switch guy instead of the demon core milk guy.

This is every white collar job. Resume Culture has turned everyone into a massive liar. Not out of ego but because you don't stay employed otherwise.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

The time he showed off a new feature on someone elses stream using his personal account is 10/10 clip
Dan Clancy shows a new feature [1663066089].mp4

"That's very nice!"

lmfao

Get fucking destroyed, Mald.
unknown_2025.07.20-20.07.webm

You mean we should be groveling on our knees thanking him for making this all possible by becoming the villain.

That's gay. They're learning.

Streams over. I missed like 3 hours of it, but even still 864 is an insane amount of people to permaban in 12 hours. Even at this low estimate, that's 1.2 people per minute being banned.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

This one is a sweet crashout combo from today's stream, around 5h48m.

3:35

Edit: Please note the complexity of Jason's mind:

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Joeyray Hall facetiously admits he probably should have beat Maldy more as a child. Hope this hasn't been posted already. Clip is two years old, long before any drama.

0:20

 

[twinArmageddons]

Joeyray Hall facetiously admits he probably should have beat Maldy more as a child. Hope this hasn't been posted already. Clip is two years old, long before any drama.
beating_maldy.mp4

it's been posted before, but the joeyray clip is old but gold.

 

[Huddinge]

This one is a sweet crashout combo from today's stream, around 5h48m.
20250719_Blockgame Dev 💜 Go Make Games 💛 @FerretSoftware !Heartbound !Website !TTS}1.mp4

Is nobody questioning why Khronos is donating money to his boss?

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

This one is a sweet crashout combo from today's stream, around 5h48m.
20250719_Blockgame Dev 💜 Go Make Games 💛 @FerretSoftware !Heartbound !Website !TTS}1.mp4

"You need to get outside" said by a faggot with a body posture of a vampire mid-melting in those interviews outside of his room

 

[God of Nothing]

Joeyray Hall facetiously admits he probably should have beat Maldy more as a child. Hope this hasn't been posted already. Clip is two years old, long before any drama.
beating_maldy.mp4

man, his tone while saying it
no surprise, no restraint
he just knows his son is a piece of shit

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

This Shaye?

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This is a reference to famous artist Alex Grey being a fucking necrophiliac

Also Shaye being a FUCKING NECROPHILIAC

Yes. She literally had a username referencing necrophilia some years back. She also draws babyfur porn or whatnot. Equally as disgusting as Mald, that one.

Is nobody questioning why Khronos is donating money to his boss?

His remaining fans are either too young or too dumb to muster these thoughts.