🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Mettaur]

 

[fukkit]

He really likes saying "Youre getting farmed for ad revenue" now as an insult to his trolls watching sloptube. Isnt his whole existence on youtube farming retards for ad revenue via shorts?

 

[Billy Bong]

It's like he wants people to troll him. He's acting like a heel in wrestling.

Even more than his ferrets, what really gets him off is banning people live. It's the ultimate coom for him. Banning and talking about banning people is what really gets his rocks off.
It's wild to witness.

 

[tarzor]

He needed to replace certain keys that ended in "5," like "some_magical_boot_5:" and would scroll through, eyeballing it. The least he could do is use a pattern to highlight all lines that match his criteria to make eyeballing it easier, eg ^.*5\:. I don't know if that sort of highlighting is in Notepad++ or not though, to be honest.

@Not Yet Implemented had pointed out that it's definitely possible, but i wanted to give a lil visual just in case it can be useful for you
and like he said you can go 1 by 1 replacing, or replace all with exact matches etc

im too retarded atm to refine the regex and make it look like a non shit example but i hope it helps

 

[Luke gama]

He over exaggerate his skill and knowledge level so much it's manipulative and creepy.

Seeing his code was shocking it's almost psychotic to sit there knowing you produce that quality while presenting yourself as

Did anyone save todays stream? Someone told him that quin69 was currently playing the Heartbound demo and he had an hour long spergout, and then quickly deleted the vod and all the clips afterwards. He kept talking trash about quin and how quin had been harassing him for several months. The only clips i managed to save where the two that he watched on his stream. The funny thing was that he wasnt hate playing the game at all, and due to being a huge contrarian he tried his hardest to like it and gave it a good review afterwards.


quin69 pirate [3876717408].mp4quin69 pirate 2 [1382511962].mp4

You have to remember how he talks about himself his code should the kind that makes you go how did they do that in this engine.

Someone who genuinely had his skill set could finish that game in months.

 

[Luecke]

I think the heartbound demo is now gone

EDIT: This is no longer available in my country

 

[Roachbound]

I was wondering if that was his personal experience at blizzard.
Where they kept throwing him into different roles because nobody could tolerate his retarded bullshit.
I would almost wager the walking into IT with a sticker on his face was something he actually did in real life to act all "zany random XD" and IT had it with his childish shit and sent him to the next group after.

I swear @boing boing had this exact anecdote about him being thrown around blizz, but i can't find it anymore, if anyone else can find it it'd be much appreciated.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Lol E;R is pretending he knows NOTHING about pirate software.

I think the heartbound demo is now gone

its in steam store, demos were separated from full products and get their own listings now.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I think the heartbound demo is now gone
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Still there for me.

 

[Mettaur]

Even more than his ferrets, what really gets him off is banning people live. It's the ultimate coom for him. Banning and talking about banning people is what really gets his rocks off.
It's wild to witness.

He was born to be a janny

 

[tarzor]

I think the heartbound demo is now gone

its in steam store, demos were separated from full products and get their own listings now.

still showing on same page as store for me
just gonna throw this out there: the demo and standalone game have a 30 day peak of 8 players.
demo hit the peak today(for the month)!

also a little sidebar to him saying there's no money incentive or w/e, i find that insane considering the estimated people that have bought his game.

let's say for a second the lowest number here is accurate, that's about a million dollars.
let's cut the price in half, and say half the keys were gifted.
that's still $250,000
whos actually falling for him not making money off the game?
the review-purchase ratio of 1/10 is kinda low, the average for indie games is lower than aaa games but from what info i can find (deep rock galactic etc that have their sales on a wiki(~30 reviews/sale))
so 3,000 reviews to 30,000 purchases being about a quarter mill income wouldn't be unfair to say i think, this would probably cover refunds too being super on the low side of estimates anyway

even then i think we proved the review->refund shit is cope

 

[Luecke]

its in steam store, demos were separated from full products and get their own listings now.

how to I find it? when searching nothing pops up and on the heartbound page when I search demo nothing shows

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

As a long time Mald hater it's very nice to see people shitting on him in completely unrelated videos

 

[Hooked on phobics]

just gonna throw this out there: the demo and standalone game have a 30 day peak of 8 players.
demo hit the peak today!

One of these is LITERALLY E;R

Hes streaming it right

how to I find it? when searching nothing pops up and on the heartbound page when I search demo nothing shows

Search heartbound on steam, it gives 4 results, heartbound, the OST, demo, and the pirate booty bundle.

 

[The Stranger]

Mald explaining his elite code to chat:
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EDIT: I had a better idea
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Actually it'd be

global.array[0] = 1; //mono
global.array[1] = 2; //rail

 

[Luecke]

Search heartbound on steam, it gives 4 results, heartbound, the OST, demo, and the pirate booty bundle.

can u maybe link it? I dont find it, just got heartbound and OST
Ok got it. This demo is not available in my country anymore
Link

 

[Hit Squad]

As a long time Mald hater it's very nice to see people shitting on him in completely unrelated videos
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I was watching a part of his stream today, the one were he spazzed out over quin playing his game, I think it was around the 1800 to 1900 ban score when he responded to a chatter who asked about predatory game publishers or something like that.

Of course Mald goes into a heartfelt monologue on the plight of hard working devs being oppressed by the evil corpo publishers and how they should just leave the devs to do what's right... and while that was going on and every other chatter was being sent to the heimdahl concentration camp, I witnessed this little chat message, jump the fence and run free, unnoticed by the guards.

I want to believe that one chatter got away with it.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

You're not Toby fox. Find your own voice

He's ashamed of his own voice, that's why he uses filters.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Jason says people are mocking him just to make money off views.
So why aren’t your friends, your streamer award buddies, making videos defending you and cashing in too?? We know why.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

can u maybe link it? I dont find it, just got heartbound and OST
Ok got it. This demo is not available in my country anymore
Link

That is interesting.
Mald would BITCH about Helldivers 2 not being available in countries and that's why he wont play it anymore for months on end after the PSN stuff.