💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[Punished Derich]

Oh but it is

 

[Fetid Queef]

or the Homeless Lolcow Content house

starring the Homeless Lolcows:

- Chance Wilkins
- Tophiachu
- Andrew Ditch
- NovaOnline

I mean Nova's on the verge of being kicked out of his home irl, so... this can make sense.

Imagine the smell of the house.

 

[FSTOPS]

Trust me when I say, he needs to bring back the diddler's fiddle

 

[Tharzidün]

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Trust me when I say, he needs to bring back the diddler's fiddle

also, whatever happened to the didgeridoo?

 

[sodomy lifestyle]

also, whatever happened to the didgeridoo?

Diddleridoo

My guess, probably gnawed apart by rats.

 

[The Tard Overseer]

also, whatever happened to the didgeridoo?

He was literally blowing saliva out of that fuckin’ thing. Even worse is with the Ocarina. Disgusting.

I do NOT wanna see that shit again.

 

[Fart Finger Joseph]

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Trust me when I say, he needs to bring back the diddler's fiddle

Diddler in the attic

 

[FSTOPS]

The next Bok Baytovan

 

[WellGee]

also, whatever happened to the didgeridoo?

He probably used it as a sex toy

 

[Anonymous Independent]

YOU CLEARLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

That would be something that Chance would say. He would tell the judge how Marty and N word Boi and William Glory hole would not leave him alone ONLINE! In chance’s mind, everything he did justified it. He belongs in jail.

 

[Anonymous Independent]

Still disgostang and unacceptable.

Exactly! When he crapped himself while singing in auto tune, he ran out to tell her. You know she helped him clean up. She’s in her 70’s, so he has a rude awakening coming when she passes. I can’t see Ed taking care of him.

 

[Anonymous Independent]

The idea of him screaming as a army of broccoli heads skibbidi towards his cardboard box is genuinely the funniest imagery my brains cooked up

Hahaha! The fact that he’s never taken care of himself shows me that he won’t be able to live on his own. One video, he was screaming at his aunt about everything that belongs to Sally, will be his and not go to his aunt. Not sure what he’s hoping to get. He won’t be able to hide behind Sally when she passes and it’s only a matter of time. People will go after him hard for what he’s done online sending those pics to who he thought were kids. And they should go after him and set him up again and then call the cops.

 

[WellGee]

He probably used it as a sex toy

I think the Chance cycle will always keep repeating itself until both his ma and ed are gone,
to which by that point Chance will be deemed unfit to take care of himself and begin to live in a group home or go homeless.
and reach his Daniel Larson arc.

given his history
once he reaches that point, i think Gen Z-ers will come after him harder than they did with Daniel Larson
and with no lolcow like Marty and his band of retards to gatekeep...
thats when Cyraxx lore will start to actually be very entertaining.

Do you really think that Ed would take care of Chance and let him stay with him if Sally dies first? Personally, I don't see that happening unless if he gets a check from the government for doing it.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Do you really think that Ed would take care of Chance and let him stay with him if Sally dies first? Personally, I don't see that happening unless if he gets a check from the government for doing it.

Ed will disappear from 339 as soon as Sally dies, and Chance knows it. Ed has made it clear several times that he can't stand the little goblin, and there's no way he'll change his behavior to avoid being left alone. The only thing keeping Ed in that household is Sally and the percs, once Sally dies both incentives are gone.

I doubt anyone will tolerate him as long as he remains as delusional as he is today.

 

[Raxxinator]

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BOK BAYTOVAN.

I dunno why that made me laugh as hard as it did.

Also the way he assumes music wasn’t a thing until the 18th century. Just like Rosa Parks freed the slaves, Bach & Beethoven pioneered the art of composing.

 

[Not Quite Retarded]

There is literally NO use for someone like Chance. In order to work a job, he has to get at least a GED. Chance stayed in high school up until he was 23.

He can’t go back go high school, surrounded by minors, because he’s a pedophile. He would have to complete his high school credits online, but he’ll just use the Chromebook to jack off to tranny porn.

There’s no use for him. Take it out back and shoot that retard.

Call it discrimination, but one look at his face is enough for me to throw his application out. No one wants to enter a business and see his face. Even if he was the most qualified person ever I still wouldn't hire him because he'd cause a negative effect on productivity with his face alone.

 

[Furry killer]

It sucks the goblin never leaves his attic, cos I’d love to see a Frauditor arc.

"You are violating my 105th amendment of the constellation, nigger boy, I have the right to record here!"

 

[FSTOPS]

If the Australian government ever sees this footage, he's never going to be homeless.

 

[WellGee]

Ed will disappear from 339 as soon as Sally dies, and Chance knows it. Ed has made it clear several times that he can't stand the little goblin, and there's no way he'll change his behavior to avoid being left alone. The only thing keeping Ed in that household is Sally and the percs, once Sally dies both incentives are gone.

I doubt anyone will tolerate him as long as he remains as delusional as he is today.

I totally agree. I think a very likely scenario is that Ed will leave and Chance will either get arrested or have the house to himself for the rest of the month. And then he would get evicted. And probably arrested knowing how he would act. During this time, he would immediately let the trolls know that he "runs the house now" or something, and people would start messing with 339 more than ever. It would be the perfect time to bait him outside of the house cause nobody would be holding him back.

I also wouldn't be surprised if he called the cops on Ed for "abandoning him", and he'd claim he is his caretaker now that Sally is gone. He wouldn't do it immediately but once the Hot Pockets run out, this will likely happen.

 

[ImSickofit!]

Just a quick update for the heck of it.
Chance did a 50 minute Sadraxx stream last night. It's just more of the same tired out lies and poor old innocent me bullshit trying to sucker naive people into helping him with hand outs.

Just now about 18 hours later he's already back to Smugraxx and contradicting what he said last night. Saying the negative attention makes him "famous" and how he loves the hate and that none of it has any effect on him...

While the insanity of it all is truly something to behold, it's just beyond boring at this point. No matter what happens to him or how bad things get this is the life that he will always return to. It will never end unless by force. It's long past time for that old hag Sally to kick the bucket and bring this twisted charade to it's final chapter.

Edit: Chance went live again while I was posting this. He called out a new "troll" for the second time named "Joe Schmoe" who has been emailing him and getting under his skin.