💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Nick's bankruptcy arc in a few years will be wild. He has no income that isnt oil money and he's shown time and again that he will spend outside his means and whatever the stipend he gets from the trust is.

Obviously the worst case was the moron blowing money on coke and a dumbass car and and shitty tattoos and retard art.

But do you think he will stop spending that money now that he doesn't have stream income? Of course not, he'd admitted he buys junk and hoards it.

What's Nick going to do when instead of giving him money to poorly raise his kids, mommy and daddy send cash to pay off the children's college tuition instead? Nick can't divert trust funds into his lifestyle if he doesn't get the money.

Unless Nick surprises us all and begins living frugally (and admittedly a very comfortable upper middle class lifestyle) he's cooked. He's going to start using again if not before probation is done then definitely after.

What? Do you understand tens of millions of dollars? That is his future, regardless of what he currently has access to. Paying kids' college tuition? Even in the unlikely (given Nick thinks it's stupid) event they go to college, at most for 5 kids at elite schools (lol not happening) that would be max $350k per, or $1.75M. That's not much, relatively, but more importantly, a) they'll likely go to some shit like Nick's college, and b) Nick will lie and bullshit fafsa so they get aid.

And if no one thought to put aside money for education ahead of time, they're morons (therefore a possibility).

Let's be honest: he doesn't live like someone with real money. Tells me he has a lot of free and unearned money, but not that much. Currently. He'll have much more in the future. He doesn't need to live "frugally."

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is continuing to anime sucks cope and/or sneed about Montagraph generously receiving pro bono counsel while he had to sell off his children's inheritable estate to protect his ego.

I utterly love Randazza openly, in public, feeding Nick's hubris, knowing that it will result in more billable hours for him when Nick inevitably acts on that very hubris.

I love Nick's stupidity, that you can literally describe to him in intimate detail exactly what minefield he is walking into, tell him that perhaps he should avoid mines, and he will scream (in an effeminate faggot voice) "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD" and then jump all over every mine he can find.

 

[Kheapathic]

Nick is lucky he was born when he was; if we were still a true and honest country that didn't do away with dueling, he'd either shut the fuck up or be dead from running his mouth. I get running your mouth isn't illegal; but when it comes from a sickly AIDS patient who cries that his wife was dishonored because someone shared a picture she gave to him (despite whoring it up elsewhere online).

You treated your wife like a street-walking trollop and your spine is of jelly, fucking fight me you std ridden bitch.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I like how Nick alternates between "I'm a self-made, nouveau riche, tasteless entrepreneur, eat shit nerd" and "Yeah I'm a trust-fund, boat-shoes, petrofac dividend slacker, so what?" whenever it suits him and who he's seeking to piss off.

 

[AnOminous]

What? Do you understand tens of millions of dollars? That is his future, regardless of what he currently has access to. Paying kids' college tuition?

He has openly said he's refusing to pay for his children's tuition. I mean Celeste will probably do that, but Nick is personally one of the most loathsome pieces of shit alive.

Arguendo

Lmao he's pretending to be a lawyer again.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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I like how Nick alternates between "I'm a self-made, nouveau riche, tasteless entrepreneur, eat shit nerd" and "Yeah I'm a trust-fund, boat-shoes, petrofac dividend slacker, so what?" whenever it suits him and who he's seeking to piss off.

I'm sticking with "Ex-lawyer junkie who fed his kid cocaine"

 

[Grayback]

"Yeah I'm a trust-fund, boat-shoes, petrofac dividend slacker, so what?"

You cannot appeal to shared principles when the other person does not share your principles.
In this case, you cannot shame someone who lacks a sense of shame.
Rookie mistake from the tweeter.

 

[Encouraged Spaces]

Monty's lawsuit indirectly destroyed Nick's life, cost him a fuckton of money, and led to Nick becoming a pariah on YouTube besides a handful of trash who would murder him in the street if it meant slightly more views for a week.

Monty won, Nick just kept pouring money into a hole until Monty couldn't afford to fully prosecute the lawsuit.

Nick's 'win' to be able to slander Monty is meaningless in a world where everyone no longer listens to what Nick has to say.

Well, luckily Nick doesn't feel that way. Nick got a W on Monty, he got a W on Aaron. Right now he feels unstoppable, he feels invincible, and that feeling of invincibility has been the prelude to all his failures. He felt invincible when he dared Monty to sue him, he felt invincible when he got drunk and high on ketamine and cocaine and jerked off on stream, he felt invincible when he allegedly force-fed cocaine to a child. In his mind, the dominoes have started to fall, and soon all of his enemies will be disgraced and/or dead, and he will reclaim his lawtube empire. Nick's main priorities in life are dabbleverse Ws, destroying Aaron fucking Imholte (the least important person in the world), and impressing Fatrick Smellton. oh and his wife and kids or whatever. people are so weird.

 

[AnOminous]

Remember, whenever Nick thinks he gets a "win," this is the gay mating dance he does as he thinks he owns all of you.

 

[thebigdream]

What is Nick doing on LOCALS, you may wonder...

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Chat messages:

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Spoiler: LOCALS chat

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He looks like he just shot up a school, I can't believe he took this and thought it looked anything but deranged

 

[Dude Snakes]

Remember, whenever Nick thinks he gets a "win," this is the gay mating dance he does as he thinks he owns all of you.
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What a disgusting aids ridden faggot also he dances like a NERD.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Remember, whenever Nick thinks he gets a "win," this is the gay mating dance he does as he thinks he owns all of you.
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When your mom gives you your weekly allowance and you get to go to gay 90s night at the local gay bar.

 

[AnOminous]

What a disgusting aids ridden faggot also he dances like a NERD.

Remember, this isn't a candid, this is something this evil AIDS faggot posted about himself. He thought it was a win to post this.

He thought he was owning the haters or something. He had no idea he was just exposing himself as an intensely homosexual weak skeleton faggot.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Remember, this isn't a candid, this is something this evil AIDS faggot posted about himself. He thought it was a win to post this.
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He thought he was owning the haters or something. He had no idea he was just exposing himself as an intensely homosexual weak skeleton faggot.

Do you feel owned?

 

[AnOminous]

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Do you feel owned?

I feel like I'm in charge. Maybe that's. . .

BECAUSE I AM!

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I feel like I'm in charge. Maybe that's. . .

BECAUSE I AM!

You know what's fun?
I can go get drunk. Maybe even smoke some dank weed nugs.
You could too.
Nick can't.
For 5 years.

 

[AnOminous]

You know what's fun?
I can go get drunk. Maybe even smoke some dank weed nugs.
You could too.
Nick can't.
For 5 years.

What are you even talking about? Nick is the KAAAAANG of his life. He can do whatever he likes, whenever he likes. He can huff up some Galaxy Gas, 50 times or so, even while livestreaming. He can snort up coke, he can even smoke crack, right on stream.

What is anyone going to do to him? He lives in the gayest county of Minnesota. He lives in Candy Yoshi. He openly does drugs on stream. Nobody cares! They can't do anything about this gigachad skelly! He can do whatever he likes.

The judges are all bent, the cops are bribed, he can do whatever he wants.

Be super jelly of the SUPER KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG Nicholas Rekieta, the LORD of CANDY YOSHI.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

What are you even talking about? Nick is the KAAAAANG of his life. He can do whatever he likes, whenever he likes. He can huff up some Galaxy Gas, 50 times or so, even while livestreaming. He can snort up coke, he can even smoke crack, right on stream.

What is anyone going to do to him? He lives in the gayest county of Minnesota. He lives in Candy Yoshi. He openly does drugs on stream. Nobody cares! They can't do anything about this gigachad skelly! He can do whatever he likes.

The judges are all bent, the cops are bribed, he can do whatever he wants.

Be super jelly of the SUPER KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG Nicholas Rekieta, the LORD of CANDY YOSHI.

The Rekieta dynasty became irrecoverably corrupted and inbred in a single generation.
Better luck next time, Celeste.
The lords of Spicer, MN.

 

[Five Gays]

Rekieta now has the Barb Chandler/Biden stare, the souless empty stare that says the lights are on but nobody's home. This this worse than being a baldo. His brains have been thoroughly cooked by drugs.


Crazy to think that at one time this guy could entertain anyone, let alone hundreds of people a night.

This isn't a weird cut btw. He maintains this expresion throughout the whole clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHWcd7Ff1P4

 

[AnOminous]

Crazy to think that at one time this guy could entertain anyone, let alone hundreds of people a night.

I love his haunted expression. The face of a thousand dicks.