Especially since it's still the start of the month, the SSI checks are all freshened up and his handicapped audience is ready to handover their money.
The only reason DSP went back to his parent's house the first time was to get married and get money from mommy. He isn't going back there unless they're dying. He was even bitching on stream about how there's "nothing to do" in Connecticut despite the fact he lives in Seattle yet never leaves his house except to go forage for frozen pizza at the grocery store and get more alcohol. He makes every excuse for why NOT to do something before he does anything. Only outside forces can force him into action: Scared of the IRS - Run to mommy to get some munney, Laughed at by LTG - Run to the big boy clothing store to get some shirts besides gaymer shit, Derided for years for his garbage quality camcorder footage - Buy 3 capture cards and leave two of them unopened in the closet for a decade, etc. I could list another dozen retarded examples. DSP is a tism creature of habit, he isn't leaving the snortfort unless someone is "making" him. That someone this time is his stupid dying bitch mother who had the audacity to cling to life for another decade after he said she was already on her death bed.
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We're nearing the point where Phil would leave even if the parents are dying. Phil and FAT Kat are both useless, and they know it. He's shown multiple times he doesn't care about them. Would you want Phil always there in your final days? I can't imagine him being believably supportive.
Dave: Jesus Christ Phil your 43 years old what is all this shit fucking toys?
Lets not forget that the Burnell household in CT is only about an hour drive from NYC.
We may aswell. If this continues for another week, I can see Null nuking the board and banning every single regular to avoid them spreading to the rest of the site. I propose we go to every single thread and we just say "I don't get it, it's just some fat/ugly retard, what's the big deal? You guys are a bunch of faggots" and never reply back,
Ah fuck you're right I'm retarded.
"Now guys...as you know my beloved husband *points to the ground* passed away and now I have to work TWO jobs to support our son and the other animals, so it would GREAT if we could hit that goal for DSK Tries It because I'm running out of snack pizzas. Sound good? Ok let's get back Windhelm and see what Ulfric wants us to do."
"Now here's the schedule update we have Skyrim Part 3017 on the Monday day stream and Skyrim Party 3018 on the Monday night stream..."
It's the autistic double standards.People say we're boring — look at the retards in the Bossman Jack thread. "He lost his moneynow he lost his money again
Same shit every day
It warms my heart.
It's an AI generated photo, baby.
