🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Luecke]

Yeah, it was an earlier deleted stream on 2025-01-31. There's also a coding-only 720 cut on one of those quoted messages, though it snips out the Rhode fight which is what prompted me to make this new cut.

Here's the new cut in 720 for ya, only just passing the threshold of readable but it's the highest quality I have:

jason-rhode-optimized.mp4

how good can you debug your code? Level: h4ckzz0r

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

As mentioned, the translation is another big blatant lie. But it's also kinda funny that Jason said he's "slow as fuck" with writing.
I know it has not been the first time but it's one of the few things he'll, begrudgingly, step down from 1337 status.
Considering how important this skill is for a (solo) game director such as himself, it's even funnier.

 

[Billow Riley]

I actually found his DOE contract.

The grant is DEHS0000086.


So eagle research is not a no name group here, but the DOL grant was for their work with the DMV. That is probably the team that Maldavious was on. Their DOE grant. However, started in 2013 and ended in 2020 and did involve cybersec.

There is a caveat, though. Maldavious was hired and let go within one federal pay session. He may have been fired, or his clearance may have been denied. Looking through this, it paints the picture of someone who either A: acted like a blown hard and got the sponsorship for the clearance, then didn't get it due to something found in the investigation or B: he worked on the DOL grant.

I am of the opinion its B. The DOL grant fits his timeline much better, and doesn't require a clearance. The DOE Grant would almost certainly require L at the minimum. If he got L he only worked for ~6 months and was then either let go or told to resign. If it was Q there is no way he got the clearance or if he did he was only there for a month and something happened that made them let him go.

It's B. Mald has 20 years of experience in holding Ls.

 

[The Stranger]

I've been racking my brain trying to think of a good example of a multi-language pun, but I'm coming up empty.

Does the v-tuber pedo bait "kani" count as a multi-language pun?

 

[Slimpacks]

No fucking WAY Jason knows 2 languages, let alone all 6. So he's just putting his writing through some automated slop program and delivering garbage translations to his audience.

He often brags about paying his translators well, so he doesn't do it himself. I think he says it's hard to translate the game because he has to put lines in languages he doesn't speak into the huge array and make sure they're assigned to the correct index value. Weird of him to complain about that, since he has also made a youtube short bragging about how the genius array makes localization super easy. I can't find it though, probably deleted it out of embarrassment.
EDIT: I think I found it

(preservetube)

Seeing the image of him malding that I made with grok get turned into a meme and posted everywhere has been the best shit thats happened since I started using kiwi farms. Lmao

0:15

Maldy's loving it too.

 

[Cheese_lad]

 

[Aidan]

undertale [1098696860].mp4

I saved this clip a few days ago of mald reading an email he sent to Tobyfox, the developer of undertale. It's not much, and it's awkwardly edited, but i downloaded it in order to try and read the emails in full. However i found it interesting that mald messaged toby to tell him he had gotten hate from Undertale fans. It seems to be a recurring thing when he's looking for sympathy and attention.

Wyświetl załącznik 7625895

I hate this manipulative freak. He's constantly trying to victimize himself to turn people against one crowd and lean into his sphere. Evil faggot.

 

[ADHD Mate]

Maybe the real ARG was mocking the nepobaby all along?

 

[Billy Bong]

Oh no doubt. it’s why I’m floored this took 10 months

The timing was actually perfect, just a little over a month left upped the stakes a million percent.
Now, our favorite ferret fucker roach is going to be roasted until the initiative is finished and in the books.
There was no feeling of, great initiative, I'll sign later for sure. It had to be done immediately.
5D chess by Ross Scott, and endless content slop for everyone else. It couldn't have been at a better time. It showed he really didn't want to jump into the mud pit and only did it as a last resort, and it worked!

 

[thx1138]

It's because it's a shitty 2D Undertale clone, not because you coded it well, dumb cunt. It's like saying "Wow, NES titles can play on a smartfridge", yes of course they fucking can, welcome to the finding out timeline. Insane behavior.

You can play Crysis on a smart-fridge, maldy playing his undertale clone on a smart fridge means literally nothing to me.

 

[DairyFarmsWholeMilk]

his username is so similar to the piratebay and torrenting reddits that you can find people requesting torrents on his official reddit lmao

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

The awful thing about programming discussions is this "nooo i prefer thiss!!1 yours is awful!!"
Ship your projects. Be kind to your fellow colleagues and clients.
Stop trying to find your identity on what syntax you like best.

Linux developers in particular need to learn these lessons.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

his username is so similar to the piratebay and torrenting reddits that you can find people requesting torrents on his official reddit lmao

>"why are you called PirateSoftware despite you being against pirating software?"
>"cause it's funny"
>my actions have consequences
>"no not funny like that stop it"
>"insane behavior, honestly"

 

[daddydeath42069]

He has skin in the game and is upset he and his daddy can't lobby Europe to unfuck himself.

My only regret posting here is not realizing at first that he and his daddy can lobby Europe through Video Games Europe. Here's to hoping they fail.

 

[Maeis]

Everyone was (or maybe still is) worried about botting, but doesn't a EU ID have hidden algorithms on it? Like how if you just guess random numbers on a credit card input you'll never get anywhere. If not, why not check for this?

 

[thx1138]

My only regret posting here is not realizing at first that he and his daddy can lobby Europe through Video Games Europe. Here's to hoping they fail.

<bass to 100db> "I hop<clip> they get everythin<clip> they des<clip>erve, and no<clip>hing they want."

 

[ChromaQuack]

Came for the mana gems, stayed for the code reviews, subscribed to laugh at lolbertarians impotently malding when SKG made it to a million. What a thread.

Linux developers in particular need to learn these lessons.

Linux users in general. Have you not seen how they will tear each others skin over which distro they use? I worked at blizzard use Arch btw.

 

[Aidan]

My only regret posting here is not realizing at first that he and his daddy can lobby Europe through Video Games Europe. Here's to hoping they fail.

From what little I've seen of his dad, he seems normal. Is there anything bad about him out there?

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

he ended up looking darkest dungeonish

 

[Hooked on phobics]

His Russian translator is not doing work because he can't pay him because of sanctions and stuff, such a lolcow

What, he can't do bitcoin or something??

he ended up looking darkest dungeonish

you say that like its a bad thing