🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Nigger Caviar]

But Jason... I got to break it to you, you will never be like Eric Barone, you are an incompetent narcissistic nepobaby faggot piece of shit, you are not even 0.1% of Eric Barone, a succesful indie game dev, rich and with a wife who loves him.

I was thinking about it earlier and if this guy just humbled himself, admitted he is wrong about alot of things, and made a concerted effort to improve his code, that would actually go a long way and help him save face alot. He will never be Eric Barone, but he could humble himself, them strive to be like him, and that would probably change his public perception overnight.

That's not gonna happen though, so you take those optimistic stickers and shove them up your ass.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

> It literally doesn't matter

7608728-f592dfb6a5db42c9ed06470448846614.mp4

>it literally doesn't matter WHICH DAY

Call me crazy. Something bugged me about this response and I wasn't sure why.
I've realized now that I think he's anticipating his birthday next week's Thursday.

Literally at the current peak of his downfall, with homework late and the world watching.

 

[ArisenShitman]

>it literally doesn't matter WHICH DAY

Call me crazy. Something bugged me about this response and I wasn't sure why.
I've realized now that I think he's anticipating his birthday next week's Thursday.

Literally at the current peak of his downfall, with homework late and the world watching.

Can't tell without watching his garbage stream so I'll never know, but it looks like all of this is taking a toll on him and looks like he's getting agitated easily. But this could be how he always is, I have no idea. I refuse to add a number to his viewer count even to just watch him be a tard.

 

[Tingle]

the idea that i have in my head looks kinda like that
in the scenter will be a bunch of video game characters with skg banner
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You make some very fantastic artwork! I love the visual of these monolithic companies as titans being held back by something so comparatively small à la David and Goliath. Will Mald be the Grim Reaper figure, or will his face be superimposed somewhere else like a chubby, ugly Saruman watching over it all?

btw green or purple?
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Probably green, it'd better contrast against the violet Activision/Blizzard demon.
>green and purple
Thanks doc.

 

[Slimpacks]

>it literally doesn't matter WHICH DAY

Call me crazy. Something bugged me about this response and I wasn't sure why.
I've realized now that I think he's anticipating his birthday next week's Thursday.

Literally at the current peak of his downfall, with homework late and the world watching.

He's working on it, OK?

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

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He's working on it, OK?

What does his game's ARG even lead to? Is it unfinished too?

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I just realized, he REALLY cannot make anything inspired or new

>WE ALREADY KNEW THAT DUMBASS

Well yes....but it gets worse

Champions of breakfast is already established as a touhou / raiden like. With nothing new or interesting besides "LOL RANDOM BREAKFAST AND FURNITURE" monsters. It provides NOTHING that hasn't been done better before.

heartbound is totally based off undertale, obviously, but with less compelling writing, taking longer, and not as charming....

his game KILL THE MOON? which has a demo, and llittle else??


Doesn't this sound just like THIS, but way fucking gayer, and music not even in the same BALLPARK???

And I'm pretty sure nobody said this because I searched the thread for "risk of rain" and saw 2 posts, neither of which saying this.

NOW factor in that risk of rain also has risk of rain 2, the DLC, AND a remake of the original.... yeah, hes far, far behind trends, making the equivalent of an indian knock off of old games. An inferior game, probably for the same price, long after the game was prime, with none of the quality.

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

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He's working on it, OK?

Jason, I know this may sound like a crazy idea but what about FINISHING THE GAME FIRST, then do the ARG? I know, I know, crazy.

(How many times has he used the "ARG Update" excuse?)

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

What does his game's ARG even lead to? Is it unfinished too?

Good question. From a quick scan: current last step according to a wiki fandom.

Honestly I don't know if someone here already did somewhat of a dive into the thing, would be curious to know.
It's a bit tempting to look into but... the milk is so plentiful already... and this looks kinda boring

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

>"develop.games"
>reality
>do not develop games
>make an arg instead
>???
>profit(?)

If he is this invested in his gay little puzzle, why not just go all in instead of making this weird game around it. Insane behavior, honestly.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

It's so funny how he is now constantly repeating just how much he works on the game when it is apparent no work is being done at all, you've got plenty of other actual game dev creators putting out more in a month than this guy has put out in years.

Notice how despite touting how much he cares about the game dev community, Mald has never once really interacted with any game dev creators? He barely follows any on his socials either. He is unsurprisingly most active in tech bro circles where those guys aren't actual game devs and can't see through his grift.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

he's been exposed as a fraud on everything else, how long until we learn that he really is bald and wears a wig on stream?

(How many times has he used the "ARG Update" excuse?)

it's honestly the perfect excuse to cover up the whole lotta NOTHING he's added to the game otherwise.
>mald did you update the game yet?
>yes, i updated the ARG
>really? what did you add?
>I don't want to spoil it, if you can't solve it that's your problem bud. hope this helps.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

he's been exposed as a fraud on everything else, how long until we learn that he really is bald and wears a wig on stream?

@Baldavius Dicktree

....I really had no other reason to ping you but I'll be damned if its not one of the best reasons to ping you.

But this might actually be true, this guy lies about so much

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

Even if it's not true a wig narrative would be really funny to push just to hear him say on stream "I am not bald"

They're calling me a narcissist, they're swatting me, they're saying I'm bald

 

[Retink Retunk]

>I don't want to spoil it, if you can't solve it that's your problem bud. hope this helps.

Only the truly wise can see the brand new ARG clothes.

 

[StacticShock]

he's been exposed as a fraud on everything else, how long until we learn that he really is bald and wears a wig on stream?

i mean if you look at his dad and if you google abit he seems to have siblings to inherit the first gene batch...

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Good question. From a quick scan: current last step according to a wiki fandom.

Honestly I don't know if someone here already did somewhat of a dive into the thing, would be curious to know.
It's a bit tempting to look into but... the milk is so plentiful already... and this looks kinda boring

Just did a scrape through, these are REALLY shit ARG's too. Every puzzle I've seen has either been "Use an item in a specific place" or "Here's another clever encoding/substitution cipher" as if he'd just bookmarked the multidecoder with no further consideration. Its not a puzzle, its just rote repetition of "get data, use data". I never thought I'd say this about any developer, but YandereDev does a better job with mysteries than Thor.

 

[fiddlecauliflower]

Even if it's not true a wig narrative would be really funny to push just to hear him say on stream "I am not bald"

They're calling me a narcissist, they're swatting me, they're saying I'm bald

It would be really funny to get a DSP style rant about how "unhinged the detractors are - they're claiming I'm bald!" as he feverously draws this.

 

[GarbanzoBeans]

This nigger really out here showing the entire section of Mald of Mold's video in his without any fucking commentary. God do I hate YongYea, keep reading out those tweets and giving your shitty easy-pleasing takes.

Dude came pretty close to being a lolcow himself after he got that gig voicing Kiryu. His voice is easily one of the best contenders for AI cloning. At the height of the Yakuza fandom revolting due to his casting, he released a "Kiryu VA does impressions". The kind of thing a good VA kinda gets pressured into AFTER the community has weighed in and voiced their love for the VA. Pretty fucking cringe IMO.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Champions of breakfast

No, you don't get it, this masterpiece would nave totally succeeded and changed the gaming industry™ if not for *checks notes* Enter the Gungeon:

0:43

he REALLY cannot make anything inspired or new

Even the name "Pirate Software" is stolenborrowed:

2:16

Spoiler: Sources

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUk8NSUs4RY&t=7937s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sCrPqj1SMk&t=32393s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgZooioGiWM&t=20776s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbz6PLrHmEQ&t=26367s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfvuBEnXido&t=528s