DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Does Phil wear diapers?

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If something did happen to Dave or Linda, I don't think Phil would be able to just say it. Remember, he is THE KING SNAKE. He played Kino Casino like a fiddle for months despite them not having previous contact with him because he had ENOUGH of people making fun of him and told them fake stories about needing to see his parents soon before they die and the MORONS actually BELIEVED him and Phil is cool for using his parent's DEATH to emotionally blackmail Kino Casino so he woudn't have to do a stream with Lolcow Live. What a bunch of IDIOTS for feeling bad for someone telling them his parents had less than a year to live lmao

Buuuut, if one of his parents actually passed away, then it would confirm that part of the leaked DMs was true, right? I know Phil already made an excuse by saying "some parts are real some are not" to basically deny&confirm anything as he sees fit but even with that, then he actually used a real problem to get out of doing something with them. Aside from looking like a piece of shit, it would be confirmation that he had the time to go back to CT and just never did, and it would mean the detractors were right, that's a no-no. Phil would care more about trolls being right than his mom or dad dying.

But who am I kidding? Phil would never see that far into the future.
 
Mr. Brown powiedział(a):
Phil is a stranger to them, they have seen him once since he moved to Washington.

It's so sad, no children should abandon their parents like this without good reason. It's kind of cruel.
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"I cannot afford to do it because if I don't stream I get no income and I cannot pay off the debts."

No seriously this is what I think he ended up like after he moved to the WA Condo. He's burnt out and he doesn't care which is impressive at its own.


Ok also I haven't said anything yet, but I assume it's either because he ran out of money to maintain the Snort Fort and had to move back to his old house or he committed a felon. Think of VoteSaxon07 where he said he was "unable to stream because of technical difficulties" (he actually murdered his pregnant girlfriend).

He won't be this non-specific if it was his parents dying or Khet divorced, he has spoken about his parents and his breakup with PandaLee on stream before.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider powiedział(a):
True, we would know quickly if anything happens to the Burnells. And Phil knows this too, which is why I doubt he would bother hiding that he went to Bridgeport. He could have for his wedding, and chose to run with lying about his parent's health and the stupid wedding omission leading to him arguing with Twitter trolls on his wedding night
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I agree with the first bit about the Burnells, if something happened to any of them, the vortex would know about it.

But I think Phil has become even more paranoid over the last few years, so I'm not surprised he'd hide a trip to see his parents and vaguepost about when he'll be back. He might be worried detractors would show up at the airport and do something devious, like take a picture of him and khet. Or go to the snort fort and liberate Jasper.
 
Cyber Bowling powiedział(a):
But I think Phil has become even more paranoid over the last few years, so I'm not surprised he'd hide a trip to see his parents and vaguepost about when he'll be back. He might be worried detractors would show up at the airport and do something devious, like take a picture of him and khet. Or go to the snort fort and liberate Jasper.
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Yeah this is the most likely but you can imagine the amount of begging he does when he gets back will be massive the dents better have their wallets and credit cards ready
 
PetiteDragon43 powiedział(a):
:null: when he has to explain whats been happening with DSP for the last 3 days:*sigh*

:null: when he has to explain Bossmanjack getting a thousand dollars and losing it all for the hundredth time: :biggrin:
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Sounds like something a rat would say.
ㅤㅤㅤ powiedział(a):
The JF theory is funny but let's be real - there's no way anyone would believe that Khet could just disappear like that. The seismic disturbances alone make that impossible
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Between Mama JF being some kind of special covert agent, who somehow knew how to immediately go off-the-grid and Kat disappearing unnoticed, I’m not exactly sure which possibility is more outlandish.
 
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The JF theory is funny but let's be real - there's no way anyone would believe that Khet could just disappear like that. The seismic disturbances alone make that impossible
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I think Kat could vanish with anyone noticing.

The real issue is I don't think Phil is capable of cleaning up a crime scene and then disappearing a body. Getting rid of a corpse is a ton of work, even if you're not cutting it up it's still moving something that weighs like 250lbs.
 
I mean shit, I assume DSP will never stream again. Burnell Enterprises will be no more at this rate --- how is he supposed to afford three, four, five days of no income? A sandwich shahp can't just stop selling sandwiches for one weekend :(
 
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