🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[el gordo]

Ugh... I think he should be able to dictate what people talk about in his own stream chat, that's completely fair. Oh look, he's even showing respect to-
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this is high level faux intellectual insult
i want what i asked for, its why i asked for it, becasue i wanted it

 

[Luecke]

out of curiousity I trolled through some of the reviews on steam trying to see if anyone had issues with performance. I didn't scroll for long but the main complaint I saw was that there's simply not enough content for what has been a decade of dev time. Some people are claiming you can run through the game in around 3 hours. I haven't seen anyone complain about bad performance. But as many people have explained in thread, I imagine y'all are pinning the long dev time on both Jason being lazy and how weird he made his code that it would be assumedly very fucking stupid to work with and update on.

I guess my question as a non coder would be, is GameMaker an engine that makes games that can be ran on toasters and that's why performance usually would not be an issue? Or would this be the one thing that Jason has managed to get right? Would you have to try really hard to make a GameMaker game run like shit?

well the game doesn't do any complicated things, so it would run on a toaster. It is just a walking simulator with some text. So optimizing does little shit. The Game is 380mb big. For context, the original doom was 14mb. The Steam Version with Doom 1 and 2 is 800mb big

 

[East_Clintwood]

Ugh... I think he should be able to dictate what people talk about in his own stream chat, that's completely fair. Oh look, he's even showing respect to-
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The virgin Pirate Software : "A handful of people are using this campaign (that I shat on in bad faith and tried to kill) as an excuse to attack me so I hope the entire thing fails and everyone continues to suffer.

VS

The chad Null: "I am the nigger of the internet and the entire system conspires to fuck me over at every turn. I am spending my own time and resources to try to make it better for everyone"

 

[canalCrab]

 

[Rango Dango]

The July 4th theme should change into a EU theme on this thread

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Man, if Thor had any sense, he'd come out and say it was a work. The only way it would succeed is if it had a villain to challenge against.

We'd know he's talking shit, but the rest of the Internet might be into his making face saving scumfuckery lying.

He is too prideful for that.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

what a passive aggressive fucking nothing sentence. Anyone with half a fucking brain and who passed english class would recognize the fucking idiocy of this sentence.

I was thinking the same thing! It's almost like one of Rekieta's attempts at weasely wordplay. What do you think, can Maldavius achieve Lolcow of the Year some day?

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

I haven't seen anyone complain about bad performance. Is GameMaker an engine that makes games that can be ran on toasters and that's why performance usually would not be an issue?

It's a different form of amazing if you can get bad performance out of a 2D game, the moment he jumps to something 3D with this, it's over. 2D image manipulation is probably the easiest thing your computer can render visually. People shit on YandereDev because they can feel and see it running like dogshit. 2D games can run at 1000fps just because it's 2D, there's a whole axis not being realised. Not as if 2D programs can run like ass too, the way some websites still manage to run slow.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Lets say the baffling 1000+ element array is required for some reason and that we dont have a better way. Early in the video we see him setting each indiviual element of the array to 0, except for about 8 of them which need to initialized to a specific value. Instead of doing this, you could have instead created the array from scratch at all 0 in one line (maybe 2 if you prefer to use a for loop for some reason) , and just manually set 8 values. This reduces the line count from over 500, to about 10. Both work, technically the 500 line solution might be the most marginal amount faster since you don't have to change a 0 to a 1, but its infinitely more readable and managable.

You're overcomplicating here as well. If there truly was a reason to have a manually written out array of thousands of entries, the solution is to have some sort of precompile step that allows the human to write manageable non-insane code that internally gets transcribed into this bizarre trash.
No matter how good the code you write, you'll forever be a junior dev if you cannot take a step back and e.g. develop tools you need to create better code and workflows.

 

[Bogan]

Who the fuck does a bios update for installing a cpu?

You're supposed to update your BIOS before installing a new CPU.

 

[Tin Foil Hatter]

What the furry faggot is trying to imply is that, somehow the win of this will turn sour. Because he sees some far off unintended consequences of having end of life plans for live service games.
That Ross and the wider supporters of the initiative don't see.
MUH GOVENEMENT OVER REACH
The government is not going to have game dev slave mines.
I simply cannot see his issue. Ross and the wording of the whole thing clearly states that the original devs can wash their hands of the games, offer no support or bugfixing and present the files "as is".
If people want to buy/rent out a server cluster to play ASSFAGGOTS 2:To The Moon after the company has moved on, that should be their choice to do so with .zip of the server backend code.
There is enough precedent in the industry to do this. DOOM runs on pregnancy tests for a reason.
It is pure fucking seething cope, that the world is not bowing to his fake voice and mid coding skills.

This reveals that this faggot is NOT A dev, and has NEVER coded in the real world. I have seen end of life and end of service plans in the wild. Turns out in the corporate world if you sell a product as a service, but then turn it off without a good amount of warning, you get into legal trouble. In fact microsoft is warning people about windows 10. Every other software company that is NOT open source does this. You can't sell a bad service AND if they DO sell those packages the companies have a team of modders on payroll with titles such as "software analyst" or "dev" to mod the package. So why are games special? Oh wait they are not and this fur fag needs to be thrown off a building.

This ferret abuser is a corporate gay, a faggot that serves corporate masters while being a blatant faggot.

 

[Relinquish]

I'd like to remind you that despite Jason crying about muh harassment, he's been bragging about being cool and tough and that haters can't do anything to hurt him. He unironically bragged about being on 4chan and LiveLeak at a young age

1:16

 

[ZucchiniEnjoyer]

How the fuck does a nigga manage to aggro literally everyone on the internet? I'm honestly so impressed.

 

[Andy Soying Out]

I saw he just used a regular array (list of things) for dialogue, this is probably the worst fucking way of doing it.

From what I understand, Mald has some cope that it's more performant to do it this way, even though I'm sure it doesn't matter when its wrapped around GamerMaker.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

How the fuck does a nigga manage to aggro literally everyone on the internet? I'm honestly so impressed.

He never learned humility.

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

Who the fuck does a bios update for installing a cpu?

I did when installing a Zen 3 5800X cpu on a AM4 B350 motherboard, which requires a beta bios that sacrifices some USB 3 ports for Zen 3 compatiblity.

To stay on topic, can y'all sign my petition to turn Maldi into Milo Yiannopoulos's pet gimp. Asking this since Maldi roached similarly to Nick Fuentez during the 2024 erections.

 

[Annealing Crater]

I don't know when else to post this stupid idea I had, so I'll just say congrats to Jason for his continuing success.

 

[For Scorn and Three Birds]

How the fuck does a nigga manage to aggro literally everyone on the internet? I'm honestly so impressed.

Arrogance and unwarranted self importance is quite enraging to people.

 

[Internet-Denizen]

Arrogance and unwarranted self importance is quite enraging to people.

People hate a fraud, but especially an extremely successful fraud.

 

[Relinquish]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_R3ZDeR57bU

Harmful makes a very good point at the end about what Mald doesn't understand about the nature of his detractors. Mald thinks that the attacks that people are making about his credentials are completely out of nowhere, even though one of the big things he built his career on is his "20 years of experience" shit. "If you built your career out of looking pretty, people are gonna call you ugly, if you built your career out of authority and credentials, people are gonna attack that"