💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Mac Monster]

• "I got bit by a parrot so hard I almost fainted." - Anusa forces the attention back on herself.
• Story about going to an animal sanctuary. The parrot
• "I know, with parrots, when they bite....I should have done what I was trained to do." - Anus.
• "I just lied down in the middle of the pathway." - Anus.
• Ian admits it pisses him off when Anus catastrophises everything but also copes that she handled the parrot attack so well.

Shout out to the brave parrot who tried to rid the world of Anisa Jomha. Parrots make it very obvious when they want you to fuck off and leave them alone, either by puffing up their feathers or pinning their eyes. If this dumb cunt was the parrot whisperer she tries to LARP as, she should've seen the bite coming.

Anusa also claimed during the episode that she had a pet parrot when she was younger. That poor bird must have really suffered, because there's no way such a lazy piece of shit could've taken proper care of such a high-maintenance animal.

 

[BinaricHate]

Dane thinks Toy Story was stupid because he would have known they had moved.

I'm sure this was said many times before but THIS is 100% the most painfully boring episode so far. Take notes Ethan Klein, this is T&H podcasting!

 

[Briareus]

Emotional dumping ground = BAD
Charisma void of literal nothing = GOOD

 

[shoashuffle]

Anusa talks about watching Full-Court Miracle as a child and seething that the Jewish kids won the game. "That movie gave me so much anxiety."

She knows she is being scrutinised for possibly hating jews, so she does this? Great work Anus.

Adam Sandler rocks when he's not just half-assing it to get his friends roles.

 

[Cyan]

• Ian doesn't like surround sound. "It's not 3D. It's the same sound around the shit."
• Dane and Anusa gang up on Ian not liking surround sound, he meekly concedes.

I've never actually heard a full segment from this podcast so I scrolled through the episode until I found this part because I thought it had potential to be an entertaining bit and I just couldn't pay any attention to the conversation. It really is painfully boring. Ian cannot explain his position to save his life, Anisa casually says "you're wrong," and Dane explains why surround sound is good at a sloths pace. Not even a fight from Ian on his stance for comedic effect, just "mmm, yeah" until they move on to the next thing.

I'm actually awestruck that this shit is almost TWO HOURS. Thank God for Kemono, man.

 

[Pitckus]

Anusa interrupts Ian to make him tell the hilarious part of the story, which was the vet asking over the phone if the dog was fat and farting. This was very funny to Anusa as the vet was asking for symptoms of bloat which can be fatal, so she was also taking it super seriously.

Her dog is possibly dying and this bitch is giggling because the veterinarian is asking if the dog has gas. These people don’t deserve to have pets.

 

[Slur Generator]

So some guy was nice enough to spend some time with them on a boat and they procede to trash him? They do realise he is going to find out and so will everyone in that area, right? I bet they didnt say shit to him about this during the trip because they are fucking cowards.

 

[MrGodSlave]

I've never actually heard a full segment from this podcast so I scrolled through the episode until I found this part because I thought it had potential to be an entertaining bit and I just couldn't pay any attention to the conversation. It really is painfully boring. Ian cannot explain his position to save his life, Anisa casually says "you're wrong," and Dane explains why surround sound is good at a sloths pace. Not even a fight from Ian on his stance for comedic effect, just "mmm, yeah" until they move on to the next thing.

I'm actually awestruck that this shit is almost TWO HOURS. Thank God for Kemono, man.

Several times over the 2 hours he tries to exert independence, but she puts the kibosh on that toot sweet. At the end he tries to expose how she feigns symptoms of imminent death all the time, sadly he is so buck-broken and she is so shameless that it fails.

 

[█████████]

I don't get hiring OF women for this. Their simps don't want to see them get beat up, so it's not like they're gonna be buying PPVs in droves.

Some of them are so depraved and degenerate that the idea of their favorite OF girls bruised and beaten up probably turns them on even more.

 

[msd]

He is unironically confined to a mattress in a basement. He doesn't even know what season it is. It makes no difference to him what the weather is like. He recently posted that all a person has to do to stop feeling depressed is touch grass occasionally, and he's being literal because every few days his wife allows him to get some sunshine and fresh air outside.
I am posting his actual life it's not a bit.

Think Ian can ever redeem himself?

Even if he breaks up with anus?

 

[Arbiter]

Shout out to the brave parrot who tried to rid the world of Anisa Jomha. Parrots make it very obvious when they want you to fuck off and leave them alone, either by puffing up their feathers or pinning their eyes. If this dumb cunt was the parrot whisperer she tries to LARP as, she should've seen the bite coming.

Anusa also claimed during the episode that she had a pet parrot when she was younger. That poor bird must have really suffered, because there's no way such a lazy piece of shit could've taken proper care of such a high-maintenance animal.

When I saw the pic she posted with the parrot, I thought she was lucky it didn't bite her on the face. I'd never stick my face into the face of an unfamiliar animal, whether that be a dog, parrot, anything really.

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Some of them are so depraved and degenerate that the idea of their favorite OF girls bruised and beaten up probably turns them on even more.

It's called "ryona" and there's definitely a market for it.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

shitty 20 year old Lexus convertible

Its a ford thunderbird.

 

[Sausage Toilet]

Why did they even move to Seattle?

Extremely late, but the coach and wife said Anisa wanted them to move because
Anisa said Ian's LA friends were taking advantage of him. For sure Anisa for sure.

0:28

 

[anliteralidiot]

• "I got bit by a parrot so hard I almost fainted." - Anusa forces the attention back on herself.
• Story about going to an animal sanctuary. The parrot
• "I know, with parrots, when they bite....I should have done what I was trained to do." - Anus.
• "I just lied down in the middle of the pathway." - Anus.

As a parrot owner...
The only thing you should do is try not to react. Some parrots see the reaction from that as a game, and they'll do it just to get you to react.
But it sounds like it was a hard bite, and it can be painful (my fucker can draw blood), but she would've known if it was an aggressive bird... Like, parrots have body language for, "stay the hell away."

 

[Drama Trauma]

Anusa investigated what happens when someone with rabies comes into a hospital.

"I got bit by a parrot so hard I almost fainted." - Anusa forces the attention back on herself.

Classic Anisa overreaction.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

• Anusa says the guy knew the JRE episode where they were mentioned.
• An alleged lightning storm was threatening to capsize the boat, so the guy brought them back.

The guy mentioned liking Joe Rogan and Anissa saw that as a chance to get attention.
"We were totally mentioned on an episode of Joe Rogan!"
"Oh wow that's crazy! (*Whispers to self* how do I get these crazy drug addicts off my boat?) Oh shit here comes a storm we have to go back to shore I guess darn, just when things were getting fun!"

There's no way that's he didn't immediately clock them as psychos and subtly end the fishing trip at that moment, is just too perfect lol

 

[S. Kaleitor]

• They took their dogs to a small town to relax, ended up walking their big dog to exhaustion and needed to drive 2.5hours to the nearest emergency vet.
• Anusa interrupts Ian to make him tell the hilarious part of the story, which was the vet asking over the phone if the dog was fat and farting. This was very funny to Anusa as the vet was asking for symptoms of bloat which can be fatal, so she was also taking it super seriously.

Cute that she can be giggling at over-exerting her dog. If she had the wrong political opinions, her "friends" would accuse her of almost killing the poor dog.
There isn't a funny thing I can remember the day my dog was very sick, bloated, and needed to go to the hospital.

Anusa giggles about someone who superglued their hamsters eyes closed.

What the fuck...? She shouldn't be allowed within 50 feet of any animal.

This bitch is evil and makes me MATI.

 

[Schizo Rat]

This is going to end with Ian killing himself.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

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Can someone get these poor refugees a table and chairs already?

I'm skimming through this now on kemono and it's hard to find frames where Ian looks even remotely content with the situation.

I've been to legit crack apartments that looked less bleak than their setup. How hard can it be to move a desk and some chairs to the basement? Ian looks like he's about to kill himself, like in pretty much any picture of the last ~4 years. Grim existence.

This is going to end with Ian killing himself.

Man, i can honestly see it, he seems to get more miserable by the day, the dam will break eventually. Let's wait for the canadian winter to hit.

Anusa says she hated Uncut Gems

Pure fucking pleb taste.