💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Historical Strelkov]

all you had to do was say no to Anisa

 

[WaveBreak]

They fled to Canada, not even a cool part of Canada, fucking Edmonton. I can't wait for Ian, grew up in California, Johma to experience his first Alberta winter. -40 sun setting at 4pm, he is going to have a great time.

They kinda remind me of edmontosaurus'. Its fitting

 

[Mac Monster]

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I feel bad for poor Edmontosaurus and Albertosaurus. Other dinosaurs get badass names based on what characteristics they had, while they're just named after the Canuckistan shitholes they were discovered in.

 

[ChipSnippington]

Jesus fucking Christ. Arin is just as bad at running this shit as the Jomhas. He chose Alannah Pearce (very disliked and untrustworthy) and that creepy guy from last year as spokespeople for the event and is too stupid to just scrap the fights listed on his website and announce a firm date of when the new lineup will be announced and tickets available (previously stated sometime in July).

I guessed every poll, now I pray to the meme gods for my comment to come true

The only way I see we could get more tasty milk would be if Arin is pressed about his mom's ranch and he decides to go scorched earth on Creator Clash and the Jomhas. Maybe gets Dane to join him in felting Stinky and The Drain.

Think it, dream it, do it. Think it, dream it, do it. Think it, dream it, do it.

 

[Scream Tail]

I feel bad for poor Edmontosaurus and Albertosaurus. Other dinosaurs get badass names based on what characteristics they had, while they're just named after the Canuckistan shitholes they were discovered in.

Nigersaurus is also named after a shit hole and yet has the best name. Even Canadian dinosaurs lose out to browns lmao.

 

[De-Sexing Stick]

https://youtu.be/OSKqx_q3avM

I’m a few drinks deep and watched this for the first time and now I’m viscerally angry.

I too watched this, sorry to necro from so far back, but other being completely inane and my distress at realizing Ian also owns the sweet purple dragon shirt I love, I found some choice comments from Ian's "fans" that he chose to heart and they are indeed interesting. There are three comments Ian chose to love, one simply about making him into a mango smoothie, but the other two... Well, you can judge that for yourself.

Comment 1

Comment 2

Definitely not the words of a man (or his fans) who is not being drugged out of his mind and being held hostage, no siree. Perhaps THE RAPED is crying out for help? Who knows, the possession from the BPDemon is possibly inexorable.

Edit: Formatting, my bad.

 

[McSneaks]

Are they actually moving to Edmonton? As someone who lives here I can confirm this is a dogshit city. Even ‘rich’ parts of town have crackheads sleeping in their backyards. Plus Canada is insanely expensive, everyone is severely depressed because lack of sunshine 9 months out of the year.

Anisa’s life goal is to be internet famous, moving back to Canada would make no sense. Girl is having a BPD melty and is ruining her life.
Speed running bankruptcy and Ian Johma suicide arc.

More than half the US has crackheads on every street (and where they are it's every couple feet). Except they have guns.

You think Canada is expensive compared to the US? And the (shittier) part of Canada? Bruh lol it's expensive because of the shitty fucking dollar so they're already 5 steps ahead (especially if they can buy a home something most canadians can't do). All they need is $50USD to last for 9 years at the minimum

 

[Pitckus]

Nigersaurus is also named after a shit hole and yet has the best name. Even Canadian dinosaurs lose out to browns lmao.

GOATed dinosaur mentioned

 

[SweatyGunt]

I can't believe I've finally fucking caught up
I've been reading this thread aggressively since my birthday mid April and I've only now finished catching up

As a long time johma a log its so nice to finally have this much milk that affirms so so many of the suspicions of our messy queen and king.

I want to write some stuff about how I think their mental state might be when I get to a computer but wow this has been like edging a slow build up, apart from that stream meltdown and cc2 failing we really haven't got much but this was all fantastic

 

[BeetleBug242]

Everytime I get to meet Americans I make sure to tell them what they can’t do here in Canada. Almost all of them drop their face to complete apathy.

“What do you mean, that’s not true?”

That’s the answers I get when describing basic facts of life in Canada.

The only thing yanks have liked about Canada is that there are no registered republicans.

Anytime Anus claims something is totally cool or better than the states, it’s always a cope.
It will never not be a cope of her horrible behaviour and actions.

As I’m all sure you know, she lies.

But I can guarantee to you that being adults trapped in your parents basement in Canada genuinely leaves you beyond the bottom of the pole.

I’ve met some people that are in their situations.
Their lives are going to be absolute misery and dread. They will never get proper service in English anywhere.

She’s also living in the Texas of the north. So all her values and morals mean nothing as we have already seen.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Nah that whole crew always appeared wildly maladjusted (it's not even like they pretended otherwise) and I'm surprised at how bad some people here are at character reads and physiognomy.

Joji definitely sends timed messages to 13 year olds at night like "You're special to me. Sweet dreams ."

"I don't like joji so he has to be a pedo"

 

[Harambe]

I don’t think she was ever technically attractive. She has a weird face like a muppet.

Miss Piggy for all her flaws is much more attractive and glamorous than Anisa

even the weird noodly arm girl in the band with Animal is more of a hot alt type girl than Anisa

shes got a boiled pudding face

I'd cast her as the new Wilson in Castaway 2 Edmonton

dr. Mike fucked him up royally but the real beating is the mental one (and possibly the physically bts) anus gives him basically any chance she gets.

when you say Dr Mike I think of Mike Israetel

I hope there's a yt bodybuilder drama crossover in their future

Anisa keeps him weak enough so this won't happen.

even Ian could kill a person if he was of a mind to, he will be a raped little pussy until he snaps

hes kind of like the guy from that famous and popular rapecartoon redo of healer

 

[Billy Bong]

I too watched this, sorry to necro from so far back, but other being completely inane and my distress at realizing Ian also owns the sweet purple dragon shirt I love, I found some choice comments from Ian's "fans" that he chose to heart and they are indeed interesting. There are three comments Ian chose to love, one simply about making him into a mango smoothie, but the other two... Well, you can judge that for yourself.

Comment 1
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Definitely not the words of a man (or his fans) who is not being drugged out of his mind and being held hostage, no siree. Perhaps THE RAPED is crying out for help? Who knows, the possession from the BPDemon is possibly inexorable.

Edit: Formatting, my bad.

I don't believe for a second that Ian all of a sudden started 'hearting' comments out of nowhere. That is the work of his lovely wife 100%.

 

[Harambe]

>throw your social standing into the gutter in exchange for money by doing onlyfans
>throw your money into the gutter in a vain attempt at increasing your social standing by doing creator clash influencer galas
>end up with no money and no social standing
bravo miss jomha

she made money from her onlyfans????

 

[Herpes is Brat]

I too watched this, sorry to necro from so far back, but other being completely inane and my distress at realizing Ian also owns the sweet purple dragon shirt I love, I found some choice comments from Ian's "fans" that he chose to heart and they are indeed interesting. There are three comments Ian chose to love, one simply about making him into a mango smoothie, but the other two... Well, you can judge that for yourself.

Comment 1
Wyświetl załącznik 7582509Comment 2

Wyświetl załącznik 7582508

Definitely not the words of a man (or his fans) who is not being drugged out of his mind and being held hostage, no siree. Perhaps THE RAPED is crying out for help? Who knows, the possession from the BPDemon is possibly inexorable.

Edit: Formatting, my bad.

Moving to Canada is 100% the final part of the isolation and was being planned before CC3 was announced, I think when this all blew up she decided Ian we're staying at my parents now now now! before he internalizes all the people telling him what the fuck bro, I don't think they wanted to sell the house at a rush loss, I don't think their e plan was to stay in her fucking parents basement. They are financially strained . If Ian doesn't wake up before they move out of the basement he never will, bad ending where he's a vegetable getting yelled at.

 

[orangecat]

The true testament to Anisa's stupidity is how she killed her own golden goose. She could have comfortably lived as Ian's sugarbaby while letting him do all the heavy lifting, but cluster B mantisbrain really fucking needed to feel in control and at the center of attention. Results: Ian becomes a laughingstock, the Jomhas alienate everyone around them, lose their charity and now their cash is probably running out. Imagine failing at being a gold digger.

Seriously. The reason he stopped doing content cop (the money-maker) was because he would leave for several days and not contact her because he was busy. She whined about this on discord and threatened to break up. If he's so stinky and annoying that you keep him locked up in the basement, isn't it a good idea to let him go off and make money for you? This woman is so dumb.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

Seriously. The reason he stopped doing content cop (the money-maker) was because he would leave for several days and not contact her because he was busy. She whined about this on discord and threatened to break up. If he's so stinky and annoying that you keep him locked up in the basement, isn't it a good idea to let him go off and make money for you? This woman is so dumb.

Anisa hasn't thought that far ahead.

 

[Justin Ellsworth]

hes kind of like the guy from that famous and popular rapecartoon redo of healer

Off topic but it really was disturbing how popular that shit got. I watched 10 minutes of the first episode and had to nope out

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

hes kind of like the guy from that famous and popular rapecartoon redo of healer

So he's going to rape Anus? Rape and revenge is a hell of a genre.

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

If he's so stinky and annoying that you keep him locked up in the basement, isn't it a good idea to let him go off and make money for you? This woman is so dumb.

He might well be super stinky and annoying in reality, but I'm also pretty sure that she'd denigrate him just as much even if he wasn't. Partly because she genuinely resents him for being more successful than her, but also to keep him convinced that he's so worthless that she's the only woman he could ever have.