🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Elite Kipchak]

Look at him go
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Oh my god what even is this
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you will live to see Jason "Maldavius Figtree" Hall child a stalker in your lifetime.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

Look at him go
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Oh my god what even is this

"Then I give them a key to the game"

Oh man just SHUT UP. My god dude he's such a heckin good guy!!

I watched some of his mmo reviews back in the day. I pulled up a video of his a few months back just to see what was up with him and he was laying out antinatalist propaganda. Fuck him.

Lol he's an antinatalist? I mean he is a fag.

I'm really hoping that review is going to cause him to crash out. Especially now that pirate_nation just blasted it all over twitter.

Bro is getting molested in those comments, and now he just proved he's read every one of them. I know it's pissing him off real bad.

 

[lolcow argonaut]

Look at him go 1s T/A
2nd T/A
3rd T/A
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Oh my god what even is this
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Maldavius "20 years game dev, 7 years at Blizzard" Fagtree somehow cannot resist responding to detractors despite having decades of experience on the Internet. He truly is a perfect lolcow

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

Look at him go 1s T/A

It's so funny how he turns every criticism into some sage advice in order to try and prove he knows what he's talking about. All he has to say is 'actually it's not always online drm' but then he goes on some cringe tangent about how he gives his game to kids for free and that 'piracy is a service issue' like holy shit even when the person he's responding to is factually wrong he's still somehow worse.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

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New narc art just dropped. He seemingly only "interacts" with his community to link to his detractors, implying people should brigade the thing he dislikes for him, to express annoyance with them or to huff his own musk with an audience present.

Why is there someone always reacting with the pregnant man?
That's the third time I see it in a screenshot and it's exactly the same pregnant man emoji.
Hate to sound meme-y but I am sickened but curious.

 

[potato sack]

Maldavius "20 years game dev, 7 years at Blizzard" Fagtree somehow cannot resist responding to detractors despite having decades of experience on the Internet. He truly is a perfect lolcow

20 years a hacker from the old internet with the 4chans and he still doesnt understand how the internet works

 

[Bogliacci]

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New narc art just dropped. He seemingly only "interacts" with his community to link to his detractors, implying people should brigade the thing he dislikes for him, to express annoyance with them or to huff his own musk with an audience present.

What does this even fucking mean

 

[woduqu]

Sorry for derailing, but this guy is basically Mald 2.0. He's nowhere near as retarded as 1.0, but sometimes the mask does slip and he goes full Mald, but even more smug because obviously:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=62trPh2WO8c:7143

This is tangential, but I hate this guy and I hate posh British accents. Every single time I hear one from a YouTuber, I go and find their oldest video (ideally like a decade ago) and it turns out that it's an affectation and not their natural way of speaking. Here's Josh 7 years ago, notice the major difference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMnGO6eJR3c&t=144s

 

[Aidan]

What does this even fucking mean

Don't try to make sense of nonsense.

 

[>IMPLYING]

This is tangential, but I hate this guy and I hate posh British accents. Every single time I hear one from a YouTuber, I go and find their oldest video (ideally like a decade ago) and it turns out that it's an affectation and not their natural way of speaking. Here's Josh 7 years ago, notice the major difference:

https://youtu.be/FMnGO6eJR3c?t=144

Received Pronunciation and its consequences have been disastrous for all mankind.

It's a mode of speaking specifically meant to hide the speaker's regional accent to help with clarity. It may help you understand him easier, but it allows you to understand how much of a cunt he is in turn.

America had its own version too for cinema.

But yeah, that "posh" accent is more or less learnt rather than natural. I'm unsure if you use it long enough it just becomes your default or what, but it's like permanently erasing a part of yourself just to sound like some posh pretentious prick. Maybe there's some effect on the psyche by doing that. Mald changed his voice to sound more masculine and authoritative so he genuinely believes that. Same for how adopting RP makes Hayes thinks he's smarter than he actually is.

 

[ADHD Mate]

I had a thought come into mind today. Surely online games go through some kind of offline or locally hosted build during the early stages of internal testing, before they've spun up customer-facing servers, right? In that case allowing an online game to be hosted by players in the same way should be trivial. Does Thor know this while pretending to be retarded, or is he actually so retarded that he spent over a decade at development studios without picking up on this?

Of course that's the case. I don't believe for a second that game logic is dependent on authentication services/e-shop services or any other third party services and cannot be disabled by flags in helm/docker deployment. It would be insanely niggerlicious design if that were the case, that would go against all reasons to use micro-services to begin.
There might be however some libraries used in game logic services that licensing prohibits them being distributed to players for some reasons. Still I doubt it is the case for most games. It is just convenient excuse.

 

[Null]

can anyone get me a really ugly smug picture of him, preferably with no background or face obstructions? i need something evil looking

 

[woduqu]

Received Pronunciation and its consequences have been disastrous for all mankind.
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It's a mode of speaking specifically meant to hide the speaker's regional accent to help with clarity. It may help you understand him easier, but it allows you to understand how much of a cunt he is in turn.

America had its own version too for cinema.
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But yeah, that "posh" accent is more or less learnt rather than natural. I'm unsure if you use it long enough it just becomes your default or what, but it's like permanently erasing a part of yourself just to sound like some posh pretentious prick. Maybe there's some effect on the psyche by doing that. Mald changed his voice to sound more masculine and authoritative so he genuinely believes that. Same for how adopting RP makes Hayes thinks he's smarter than he actually is.

I never heard of PirateSoftware (Mald) until this Stop Killing Games drama, so I've only seen a few clips of him talking, but my immediate reaction to his voice was that it also sounded put on. It sounded artificially deep/manly to me which fits with what you say. I didn't bother digging deeper then, but since you mention it now, I went and found a clip from 2017 where, sure enough, he sounds very different. Imagine that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjUun6owSCE

(Also, this may have been discussed already on this thread, so rate me late or whatever if it's redundant)

 

[potato sack]

I never heard of PirateSoftware (Mald) until this Stop Killing Games drama, so I've only seen a few clips of him talking, but my immediate reaction to his voice was that it also sounded put on.

fwiw the voice isn't fake. it's just that he's so much of a gayass pussy it sounds like it doesnt fit

 

[Nick Gars]

can anyone get me a really ugly smug picture of him, preferably with no background or face obstructions? i need something evil looking

Found this one on Google, not sure if it will fit your purpose though.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

His voice isn't fake his mic settings boost the depth of his voice but if there wasn't any depth then there'd be nothing to boost and it would sound weird. His cadence and general smugness is definitely practiced though.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

can anyone get me a really ugly smug picture of him, preferably with no background or face obstructions? i need something evil looking

Might this one work??? Not quite smug, but looks like hes right about to ram his dick inside a small ferret like animal

Or this.

 

[Maeis]

Mangs, a YouTuber with 138k subs has joined the fight. Despite being Norwegian and thus unable to participate, he has rallied his audience.

 

[Caesare]

America had its own version too for cinema.

But yeah, that "posh" accent is more or less learnt rather than natural. I'm unsure if you use it long enough it just becomes your default or what, but it's like permanently erasing a part of yourself just to sound like some posh pretentious prick.

The Frasier Crane accent. I remember me and most of my friends thinking that Frasier was supposed to be British or something weird since he spoke like that.

One of my older cousins who was a fan of Frasier told me, "No, he's just stuck up. It's a snobby, rich accent."

Ahh, now it makes sense. Whenever you watch tv shows from the 60s and 70s, stuff like Columbo, for instance, anytime there's a rich, old money character on the show they'll always talk like that.

 

[Spanish Chud]

GENTZLE MEN IN THIS TRYING TIMES WE MUST SUCK BVC (big valve cock) AND TRUST ZE PROJECT 2030
>YOU NOT OWN YOUR GAMES
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
>YOU WILL RUIN YOUR ONLINE REPUTATION
>YOU WILL CRASHOUT ON TWITTER FOR NO REASON
>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR GAMES
>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY THE W.E.F
>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF VIDEOGAME HISTORY
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.