💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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Jack malds about NYC

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Jack whines about more politics

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Malding about youtube

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Pissed when he got called a boomer

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Conspiracy Jack on the case

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The amount of [OBJ][OBJ] that this useless fat lump of sentience can cast onto the internet is amazing. How can this retard be mad that Pig Cups enthusiast Corrupt Cuomo isn’t going to be Mayor of NYC? Why is NYC even on his radar? NYC has never had a mayor that he would approve of except maybe CODE RUDY20.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He’s about five years too late with his mourning.

Hell NYC has been a place that has been a place turned into a horror story for conservative people like Jack since Bloomberg tried to ban sodas.

Boomer isn't just a age range, it's a state of mind. And Fatty has 100% a Boomer mindset in terms of what he feels he's owed and 0% of the Boomer mindset to go out and keep on working.

Not to mention how he acts like he's a mentor figure and his movie/tv show reviews are policing if they have naughty language or are safe for kids or not which is a very boomer thing to do.

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The amount of [OBJ][OBJ] that this useless fat lump of sentience can cast onto the internet is amazing. How can this retard be mad that Pig Cups enthusiast Corrupt Cuomo isn’t going to be Mayor of NYC? Why is NYC even on his radar? NYC has never had a mayor that he would approve of except maybe CODE RUDY20.

Jack only listens to whatever his favorite influencers and tv show hosts say. He repeats whatever Tim Pool and Fox News says, or whatever his brother says without thinking for himself while claiming to be a free thinker

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack only listens to whatever his favorite influencers and tv show hosts say. He repeats whatever Tim Pool and Fox News says, or whatever his brother says without thinking for himself while claiming to be a free thinker

Exactly this. Fox News says that NYC is a burning heap of ruins because of Democrats so fatty mindlessly believes that is reality.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

mad that Pig Cups enthusiast Corrupt Cuomo isn’t going to be Mayor of NYC? Why is NYC even on his radar? NYC has never had a mayor that he would approve of except maybe CODE RUDY20.

Exactly. Since 1946, New York has only had three Republican mayors -- and two of them left the party along the way. It isn't news that New Yorkers vote blue. Why invest this level of energy in something that will never impact you? (That's a rhetorical question: Jack cares because Mamdani is Muslim.)

Jack only listens to whatever his favorite influencers and tv show hosts say. He repeats whatever Tim Pool and Fox News says, or whatever his brother says without thinking for himself while claiming to be a free thinker

Fox News says that NYC is a burning heap of ruins because of Democrats so fatty mindlessly believes that is reality.

The weird / sad / hilarious thing is that patriots should be proud of New York City. It's quintessentially American: a patchwork of umpteenth-generation immigrant stories that helped make the greatest city in world history. Top marks nationally and globally for food, art, culture, health, finance, and more.

But Jack is so baby-brained and mean-spirited he hates that people can both (a) not agree with him on all social issues and (b) lead happy, productive lives. So he goes la la la la and tells himself and others how secretly miserable those people must be.

Spoiler: I had too much free time today...

Meanwhile, in New York (versus Tennessee), the babies are healthier, the people live longer, divorces are rarer, and fewer people are ODing, getting hurt by guns or being murdered.

Granted, the comparison is not city to city, but something tells me the crown jewel of the state is going to outlive Hendersonville and outlive Jack Scalfani.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Jack would have other things to think about if he had other hobbies or even a job, but we all know that isn't happening. I'm just waiting for the final stroke to finally kill him.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Oh - And the Jehova's Witnesses background is something previously known. It just rarely comes up due to how long Jack's been faking being a Bible Belt mongoloid.

Maybe that explains why Jack hates Christmas decorations so much, though?

 

[Shartavius]

Maybe that explains why Jack hates Christmas decorations so much, though?

I doubt it. I think Jack hates that the decorations aren’t edible, as well as any holiday that isn’t about him. Xmas is about Jack until his last present is unwrapped - Then no one is allowed to have Christmas anymore. Strokezilla is the kind of Grinch and Scrooge to see children outside at 4pm on the 25th and yell out the window that Christmas is over.

Couching his pettiness in Witness dogma or tradition seems like too high an order of reasoning for him - Jack probably acts this way on anyone else’s birthday, with the possible exception of Jesus not having a cake he can eat more than his fair share of.

 

[AltisticRight]

Shut the fuck up Scalfatty it's not like NYC was any better under a republican governor in the past. Does he think Cuomo is a Republican just because a Democrat beat him? NYC has numerous issues, maybe try fixing the looting gangs and housing first. Neither party would dare to touch the housing crisis there because their swanky apartments will devalue.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Maybe that explains why Jack hates Christmas decorations so much, though?

I’m pretty sure that is Tammy’s thing. She’s very self-propelled in that regard.

I also agree with Marc’s broader evaluation of it. But it’s a Tammy thing. I won’t rehash the fun grissmuss discussions. But yeah, the season starts with Jack bitching about BLAGG FRIDAY!!! Deals about late August, I’d be sick of all the holiday shit before it even really started too.

 

[AnOminous]

Shut the fuck up Scalfatty it's not like NYC was any better under a republican governor in the past. Does he think Cuomo is a Republican just because a Democrat beat him?

He's such a fucking retard he probably doesn't even know Andrew Cuomo was the dipshit asshole who forced geriatric patients into close concentration to maximize COVID spreading, and who is only even a public personality because of his father Mario Cuomo. He is the premier example outside of the Kennedys of why political dynasties suck ass.

In a normal world, this gimp would be putting fries in the bag, instead of your grandmother into a death camp.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I doubt it. I think Jack hates that the decorations aren’t edible, as well as any holiday that isn’t about him. Xmas is about Jack until his last present is unwrapped - Then no one is allowed to have Christmas anymore. Strokezilla is the kind of Grinch and Scrooge to see children outside at 4pm on the 25th and yell out the window that Christmas is over.

Couching his pettiness in Witness dogma or tradition seems like too high an order of reasoning for him - Jack probably acts this way on anyone else’s birthday, with the possible exception of Jesus not having a cake he can eat more than his fair share of.

He puts up the Christmas decorations right after Thanksgiving and then the day after he tears them down. I've never seen anybody get that crazy about Xmas decorations.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack still malds about mean comments



What is a "Walmart people"



This man is still pissed about Starbucks



This fat man is still angry about IronHeart as though he wouldn't give it 5 stars if he watched it and complained that people were hating it too much

 

[Adamska]

Jack still malds about mean comments

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Jack would chimp and stroke out when he constantly got hit with Busted due to the horseshit he spews from his bald loser brother Charles. The latter would just make him seethe when he gets no comments barring trolls chargebacking to link him to comments.

This fat man is still angry about IronHeart as though he wouldn't give it 5 stars if he watched it and complained that people were hating it too much

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In fairness, he'd hate it because she's black anyway. Then again, he looked at pacific islanders and saw an anti-family as perfect for the family so who knows at this point.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Riri has always been a shit character and cannot be salvaged. It comes with the territory of being a Brian Michael Bendis self insert.

 

[Puggers]

Thank god Jr. is no longer Gucci Goomba. He has transformed into the Mommy Pounder. No longer childish.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Jack's social media image: So proud of my son. Finally changed his childish username. You can now follow him on Monopoly GO at:

MOMMYxPOUNDER

I actually laughed out loud at this. It's a legitimate joke structure.

But narcissists in my experience have a terrible sense of humor: no timing, can't read the room, ego too fragile to be self-deprecating or poke fun at anyone they see as an extension of themselves. So I'm just going to assume Jack accidentally made a decent joke here. Monkeys, typewriters, Shakespeare, etc. I refuse to accept that he is capable of ironic sarcasm with deadpan delivery.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I actually laughed out loud at this. It's a legitimate joke structure.

But narcissists in my experience have a terrible sense of humor: no timing, can't read the room, ego too fragile to be self-deprecating or poke fun at anyone they see as an extension of themselves. So I'm just going to assume Jack accidentally made a decent joke here. Monkeys, typewriters, Shakespeare, etc. I refuse to accept that he is capable of ironic sarcasm with deadpan delivery.

I've found that narcissists are really good at sarcasm, because it's an outlet for the constant disdain they feel for everyone else.

 

[semitooth]

Thank god Jr. is no longer Gucci Goomba. He has transformed into the Mommy Pounder. No longer childish.
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this is easily one of the funniest things jack has posted in at least 3 years

 

[densedance]

What's with the increasing Twitter activity? I remember he used to post "barely" but now every 20-40 minutes he's either posting something or reposting. The fuck.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

What's with the increasing Twitter activity? I remember he used to post "barely" but now every 20-40 minutes he's either posting something or reposting. The fuck.

Blue checkmarks get paid for high engagement, as the massive influx of Indians have shown.