2025 Israel vs Iran War

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Ignore us shooting missiles at your country, they weren't for you:

 

[Chunky Salsa]

Pack up, boys. Nothing happens.

Like I said, toddler slapping you energy. Iran has a long history of getting slam fucked and doing nothing material in response; so this hasn't changed.

Even if Iran did have a nuke, they probably still would be too chickenshit to use it.

 

[mindlessobserver]

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Pack up, boys. Nothing happens.

What a hilarious fucking cope lmao.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Oil is dropping now

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Maximum cope post is what I see here

5000lb bomb vs homemade missiles powered by goat shit.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Bahrain is possibly under attack:

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Come on, just drop a bomb directly on the Ayatollah and walk off like nothing happened. The theocracy of Iran is the strongest argument against theocracies and Islam in general.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Official statement from the Iranian Armed Forces:
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Man. Those poor cleaning ladies who have to go in and clean all the jizz off the floor in the White House and Pentagon war rooms. A bunch of old men just got to have a massive jack off session over spending millions in consumable hardware just to play along with middle east theater.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

COME ON HASSAN, ANISA, FROGAN. SAY WHAT A SUCCESS THIS WAS FOR IRAN LOL I DARE YOU

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Air raid sirens in Bahrain:

0:26

 

[mindlessobserver]

Man. Those poor cleaning ladies who have to go in and clean all the jizz off the floor in the White House and Pentagon war rooms. A bunch of old men just got to have a massive jack off session over spending millions in consumable hardware just to play along with middle east theater.

Nah, they are still edging and telling Trump "Look, they can't do shit! We can do whatever we want and they can't do shit! Come on Trump, be a big man. Send in the B-52's and drop some rolling thunder!".

Then they will finally have their release.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Man. Those poor cleaning ladies who have to go in and clean all the jizz off the floor in the White House and Pentagon war rooms. A bunch of old men just got to have a massive jack off session over spending millions in consumable hardware just to play along with middle east theater.

You gotta give it to them. 30+ hour bombing raid for 12 precision bombing.

That's hot.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Nah, they are still edging and telling Trump "Look, they can't do shit! We can do whatever we want and they can't do shit! Come on Trump, be a big man. Send in the B-52's and drop some rolling thunder!".

Then they will finally have their release.

Either way, it's the taxpayer that has to eat the ookie cookie when it's done.

 

[thx1138]

No damage. Iran sent only a few missiles. Might be moving onto Bahrain next.

Iran says it fired a missile for every bomb dropped on it.

So six?

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Pack up, boys. Nothing happens.

Yeah, six missiles.

I don't know if this is more cringe or more gay. Saddam's Republican Guard put up a significantly better fight than the Iranians.

To be fair, Iran's army put up a better fight against Saddam's army. Temu-brand ballistic missiles flying "somewhere" in a lazy enough arc for an SM-2 to stop them in their tracks, vs. properly used Chieftains and M60A3s against monkey model T62s are two different ball games.

There will be no US ground war against Iran but I would imagine it would go very badly for the Cargo Cult Revolutionary Guard.

 

[FieldPiece]

from someone in the OSINT chat I'm in

Fetah? These niggas launching cheese?

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Either way, it's the taxpayer that has to eat the ookie cookie when it's done.

Money is illusion.

 

[Blue Flying Leaf]

Got a feeling this is a move to push US out of their bases or perhaps ME

 

[lulwhat]

Bahrain is possibly under attack:
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Guess they're going after NSA Bahrain.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Is it the Ayatollah who orders these Buck Broke Bombings? Or is it the IRGC Generals? Do they tell Comical Ali that he can have a handful of missiles launched as a treat? It's such a pathetic showing that I'm almost agitated.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Got a feeling this is a move to push US out of their bases or perhaps ME

That's a great thing.