💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[DiabeticSydePhil]

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𝝽đ𝖌𝖊𝖑٥٢đ Rekieta strikes again, this time, he wasn't even mentioned, but felt the need to jump in on a 99 follower account.

He's getting more and more vitriolic. Surely things are going well in Balldoland.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Fun fact: Based on the average rate of $57.32 per hour Rekieta has earned from Super Chats and Super Tips over his last 10 streams, he would need to stream for approximately 1,308 hours and 4 minutes—that's about 54 and a half days nonstop—to afford that $75,000 Joker painting. In comparison, he’d need to stream for roughly 34 hours and 53 minutes to cover the $2,000 in Continuing Legal Education expenses he previously mentioned.

In other words, one very slack week of work to pay for CLE for a year* through the main MN CLE provider. (I know there are cheaper options on an unlimited replay basis, but even through MN CLE (https://www.minncle.org), the most known local provider, $1895 gets you unlimited in-person, live, and replay; for $1195 you can get 45 hours of on-demand CLE. MN has relaxed its requirements I n recent years for in-person & live attendance, so it's super-easy to meet requirements for not that much, even from the most expensive local provider. It's never been easier to meet CLE requirements.

* during which he could catch up for the last three years and meet requirements for his current 3-year reporting period.

 

[Vibralldo]

Are there more balldowashers than usual? Who are all these PDF files in the comments trying to dunk on Aaron? If this is normal i never noticed, because those people surely aren't showing up to Nick's streams given that dip in viewercount lmao.

Less balldowashers and more Aaron haters

They'll only prop Nick up to fuck with Aaron, they don't really like Nick and won't support him on his own

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

What happens when this thread reaches 9999? Does Nick ascend?

 

[teriyakiburns]

Kiwibros, our response? Nick's proxies have succinctly and irreversibly BTFO'd us yet again...

(Incredibly late) Certainly, we can take as given the claim that a lolcow doesn't exist. It's laughable, to believe in a thing so absurd. We must bow to this truth, professed by our interrogators, and proclaim once and for all that there is no such thing as a lolcow.

And yet it moos.

 

[DemsBNutz]

What happens when this thread reaches 9999? Does Nick ascend?

The odometer flips to all 0's with an * cuck level raised to level cucklit.

 

[Melty Butter]

Aaron says he's excited to be over with it

Pressing a small x on that one. Aaron loves gossip and part of him loves to be the center of it.

I'm curious about why he thinks it's all going to be over. The RP case is only one part of the drama. Rekieta and Melton are not giving up this feud anytime soon.

Having said that, Aaron (I know you're reading), whatever your revelation was, I wish you all the better angels. In a the balldobunker den of depravity, you've salvaged yourself. There's something to be said for that.

(Side note: I'm a little sad that you'll never get to openly talk about Kayla. She continues to be the most confounding person in this drama. I believe you loved her, however molly-infused those feelings were.)

Rekieta strikes again

He's been particularly vicious and unhinged lately. I'm genuinely curious why. It's not like anything all that important has happened publicly. What are the possibilities?

• The County has re-opened the case about the chokeslam (there's something about that story that seems unresolved)
• He's realized he's among the worst Lawtubers around; he's effectively bottomed out as a streamer
• Something something ethics complaint
• Coaching Kayla for Wednesday has proven harder than expected
• His PO caught up with him on any number of things - whippits?

Or... just family drama (I'm expecting a kid or two to move in with the Slettas any day now) or facing bankruptcy, or or or.

 

[Oxyjen]

What happens when this thread reaches 9999? Does Nick ascend?

I think we all get some sort of trophy in the mail?

Or... just family drama (I'm expecting a kid or two to move in with the Slettas any day now) or facing bankruptcy, or or or

Maybe the nanny has sued him.

 

[1NpuLs]

I think we all get some sort of trophy in the mail?

the 5k local gift

 

[MarukuNaru]

He's been particularly vicious and unhinged lately. I'm genuinely curious why. It's not like anything all that important has happened publicly. What are the possibilities?

• The County has re-opened the case about the chokeslam (there's something about that story that seems unresolved)
• He's realized he's among the worst Lawtubers around; he's effectively bottomed out as a streamer
• Something something ethics complaint
• Coaching Kayla for Wednesday has proven harder than expected
• His PO caught up with him on any number of things - whippits?

Or... just family drama (I'm expecting a kid or two to move in with the Slettas any day now) or facing bankruptcy, or or or.

General inability to cope with life without alcohol/whatever polysubstance cocktail might be on that list too

Even if we assume he's pounding whippets I can't imagine they're as "effective" for hiding from your problems

 

[Niggernerd]

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𝝽đ𝖌𝖊𝖑٥٢đ Rekieta strikes again, this time, he wasn't even mentioned, but felt the need to jump in on a 99 follower account.

Nicks brain holes are showing. "I'll crowdfund your cancer" ??? The fuck does that even mean you nematode

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick's fully given up pretending he's not a trust fund baby

He literally doesn't even pretend to work anymore, he's given up streaming and just seethes all day

Except he’s taken to referring to himself as a “millionaire” rather than what he is: mommy’s little welfare queen.

He has a tweet out there (archived ITT) that says 'You do not know how I make my money'. He is playing the 'Tee Hee! I jabe a secret, and unless you know EXACTLY what I do, you are WRONG!', type of bullshite he played when talking about Hedo, swinging, and other things.

Nick has not changed.

Absolutely! If I'm representing Imholte why not go for the 'fun' option rather than one that would make the most sense for Aaron. He has confessed and the crime was in public. The prosecution would need just 2 clips.

It wasn't a serious comment, however, maybe it could be that a drama e-tard that makes their money online comes out better off overall from a trial with the Reiketas.

Pls be patient, I have autism and missed context clues of the joke.

Are there more balldowashers than usual? Who are all these PDF files in the comments trying to dunk on Aaron? If this is normal i never noticed, because those people surely aren't showing up to Nick's streams given that dip in viewercount lmao.

These people just hate Aaron. Nick is just the retard they are using to support to express hatred for Toe.

In other words, one very slack week of work to pay for CLE for a year* through the main MN CLE provider. (I know there are cheaper options on an unlimited replay basis, but even through MN CLE (https://www.minncle.org), the most known local provider, $1895 gets you unlimited in-person, live, and replay; for $1195 you can get 45 hours of on-demand CLE. MN has relaxed its requirements I n recent years for in-person & live attendance, so it's super-easy to meet requirements for not that much, even from the most expensive local provider. It's never been easier to meet CLE requirements.

* during which he could catch up for the last three years and meet requirements for his current 3-year reporting period.

In the last 5 pages someone found a 299 USD option. Nick lying has long ceased to be shocking...

He's been particularly vicious and unhinged lately. I'm genuinely curious why. It's not like anything all that important has happened publicly. What are the possibilities?

• The County has re-opened the case about the chokeslam (there's something about that story that seems unresolved)
• He's realized he's among the worst Lawtubers around; he's effectively bottomed out as a streamer
• Something something ethics complaint
• Coaching Kayla for Wednesday has proven harder than expected
• His PO caught up with him on any number of things - whippits?

Or... just family drama (I'm expecting a kid or two to move in with the Slettas any day now) or facing bankruptcy, or or or.

Nick is jumping in a day or three late onto thr LawRube outrage train. The anti-Karen Read side is so unhinged that they are insulting the late Legal Vices, and his son and other streamers are defending him. Nick is late again and trying to get good boi points.

I personally think that going after the dead is scummy, but ultimately useless because they are DEAD. However, I understand it gets under people's skin who actually liked him--especially the family.

Nick is 100% using it for clout farming though.

 

[Burt Macklin]

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𝝽đ𝖌𝖊𝖑٥٢đ Rekieta strikes again, this time, he wasn't even mentioned, but felt the need to jump in on a 99 follower account.

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't faggot against Twitter TOS?

 

[StannisTheMannis]

He's been particularly vicious and unhinged lately. I'm genuinely curious why. It's not like anything all that important has happened publicly. What are the possibilities?

He's Wile E. Coyote. Whatever time, energy and money he spent to achieve a certain outcome isn't panning out to be the massive W his investment warranted. He's also (finally) approaching the conclusion that he has no viable prospects socially, legally or financially.

- His Aaron RP gamble will likely fizzle out on Wednesday, regardless if Kayla speaks or not.
- The bodycam dam is already leaking, no matter how much interference the local authorities run for him. Mama K and the other lady wrecked his hopes for full secrecy.
- He's probably a pariah in his home. For all we know he tried to revamp relationships with his kids, Kayla or the inkaws and got the cold shoulder.
- The Karen Read trial wasn't the great comeback for him as he anticipated. He managed to alienate most if not all of lawtube, a.k.a. the closest thing he ever had to 'friends'. No one watches him to hear his take on certain topics.

 

[There She Glows]

He's been particularly vicious and unhinged lately. I'm genuinely curious why. It's not like anything all that important has happened publicly. What are the possibilities?

• The County has re-opened the case about the chokeslam (there's something about that story that seems unresolved)
• He's realized he's among the worst Lawtubers around; he's effectively bottomed out as a streamer
• Something something ethics complaint
• Coaching Kayla for Wednesday has proven harder than expected
• His PO caught up with him on any number of things - whippits?

Or... just family drama (I'm expecting a kid or two to move in with the Slettas any day now) or facing bankruptcy, or or or or

Also, Randazza no-showed the Montegraph hearing and described him as a practicing lawyer in a legal filing (I am not clear on how impactful the second thing is, if at all).

 

[Nova902]

Q: Will Kayla have a tack in her shoe for full waterworks effects ?

 

[Forfeited Heroes]

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𝝽đ𝖌𝖊𝖑٥٢đ Rekieta strikes again, this time, he wasn't even mentioned, but felt the need to jump in on a 99 follower account.

I think if we're being fair he gets a pass on this one. The other dude was making light of his friend's death (Legal Vices) and told someone else to join him in death.

Really gay way to tell someone to kill themselves though.

 

[Yeet Ninja]

I think if we're being fair he gets a pass on this one. The other dude was making light of his friend's death (Legal Vices) and told someone else to join him in death.

Really gay way to tell someone to kill themselves though.

The anti-Karen Reed people are unhinged. But you're right; somehow Balldo can't even wish someone death properly.

 

[Chibitzen]

the 5k local gift

Technically he could just write all 5K a personalized letter. It's not like he guaranteed a specific dollar amount and he has the time apparently.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

In the last 5 pages someone found a 299 USD option. Nick lying has long ceased to be shocking...

Yes, I saw that, which is why I said I understand there are cheaper options. But even if someone wanted to use the "premier" provider in MN (like, say, if they were an actual practitioner in MN and operated locally so they wanted MN-specific content and actually to learn something), it's just gotten cheaper and cheaper and easier and easier to get it.

Plus we know Nick never goes for the "cheap" option [unless it involves feeding his kids, or his clothing choices], so I am, as I have been for ages, pointing to the most accessible and reliable content he could acquire, even at a premium for MN-specific content.