💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Głosy: 40 9,9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Głosy: 14 3,5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Głosy: 12 3,0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Głosy: 192 47,5%
  • Continuance...

    Głosy: 146 36,1%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    404
  • Ankieta zamknięta .
He had no business having an active license to begin with. He wasn't practicing and he wasn't keeping up with the state of affairs. He'd be a danger to clients.
I'd honestly sooner defend myself pro se. In some fantastical scenario where Nick was my representation, he'd definitely fuck it up worse than if I tried it myself.
But, it wouldn't be some "sketchy but impressive" Saul Goodman shit, it would be straight up incompetent.
 
I'd honestly sooner defend myself pro se. In some fantastical scenario where Nick was my representation, he'd definitely fuck it up worse than if I tried it myself.
There's a corollary to anyone acting as his own lawyer has a fool for a client. It's "unless your other choice is Nitrous Nick." Since he'd just no-show anyway, being on a drug binge, and you'd end up representing yourself anyway.
 
"I'm SICK of it, don't you understand?"
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"Don't even pretend like you don't know..."
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"Your coked out dick is destroying this marriage"
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"GET IT?????"
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"What... what's that?"
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"The Balldo? Really? Whatever works, I guess, LMAO!"
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That whole family must be fucking possessed by demons. Good thing, too. The children can crawl on the ceiling and so aren't bothered by the floor being a garbage dump.
 
This bum paid $75k for a worthless painting of the Joker, but he's sweating $2,000 (actually $300) for a law license? Nigger rich is an understatement with this faggot.

Also, gotta love the tacit admission that the ethics complaint could very well be valid and cost him his law license... if he had one. If he was convinced that it was frivolous, it wouldn't be a factor in his decision whatsoever.
Just for shits and giggles, I looked up a print of a Joker poster on Etsy and found one. Even trying to make it as expensive as humanly possible where you can get it at a size of like 4 and a half feet by 9 feet it is less than $3.5k, without the sale.

Good work to that artist though, fleecing this idiot.

trashtaste - Copy.webp
 
"I'm SICK of it, don't you understand?"
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"Don't even pretend like you don't know..."
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"Your coked out dick is destroying this marriage"
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"GET IT?????"
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"What... what's that?"
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"The Balldo? Really? Whatever works, I guess, LMAO!"
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Why do these pics make me so uncomfortable every time I see them??🫣
 
"I'm SICK of it, don't you understand?"
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"Don't even pretend like you don't know..."
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"Your coked out dick is destroying this marriage"
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"GET IT?????"
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"What... what's that?"
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"The Balldo? Really? Whatever works, I guess, LMAO!"
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My reaction to these images is what I can only describe as "Wow, That's What I Call Shrinkage!".
 
There's a corollary to anyone acting as his own lawyer has a fool for a client. It's "unless your other choice is Nitrous Nick." Since he'd just no-show anyway, being on a drug binge, and you'd end up representing yourself anyway.
On that note, revisiting my comment from some days ago wondering about Nick's ability/inability to continue to pay Randazza: If Randazza did the official thing and exited due to Mr Green's absence, where does that leave Nick? Who would he be able to afford? Would anyone want to pick up the mess or would they just be happy to be paid and carry it forward regardless of success--assuming he could pay them at all.

And if he can't afford to pay anyone, where does that leave him? Is there an operative difference in court between pro se representation and being an actual lawyer with an actual legitimate license representing yourself?

I'm assuming he'll come up with the money for someone, either through some parental funds or perhaps earning the money on his knees, because if Nick were to go pro se, and lose to Montagraph, I don't think his psyche could handle it.
 
And if he can't afford to pay anyone, where does that leave him? Is there an operative difference in court between pro se representation and being an actual lawyer with an actual legitimate license representing yourself?
Not really, although he couldn't represent the LLC that is also a defendant. The only real difference is you wouldn't have a license to lose although you could end up disbarred instead of just suspended, I suppose, and the fact you had a law license you lost would mean you were both legally educated and couldn't manage to keep your license in good standing.

This might come up if you tried a Greer "but I'm just a poor little retard" defense if you did something sketchy.
 
"I'm SICK of it, don't you understand?"
Wyświetl załącznik 7541417
"Don't even pretend like you don't know..."
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"Your coked out dick is destroying this marriage"
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"GET IT?????"
Wyświetl załącznik 7541441
"What... what's that?"
Wyświetl załącznik 7541447
"The Balldo? Really? Whatever works, I guess, LMAO!"
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She's a perfect fit for Zoink'd out Rekieta.
Same cartoonish absurd uncanny expressions. Was this bitch on crack before they even married? Cause she seems crazy as fuck and always looked like that. So I wonder if there's more to the story previously.
 
Not getting his license back ASAP is particularly foolish because the longer it's lapsed, the more edgy they are about reinstating it. But he doesn't want to do CLEs because that's work.

He had no business having an active license to begin with. He wasn't practicing and he wasn't keeping up with the state of affairs. He'd be a danger to clients.
Nick's fully given up pretending he's not a trust fund baby

He literally doesn't even pretend to work anymore, he's given up streaming and just seethes all day
 
Since making the plea agreement hasn't Aaron confessed to the crime on his show?

That would make you Nick-tier of a barrister. Congratulations!

Absolutely! If I'm representing Imholte why not go for the 'fun' option rather than one that would make the most sense for Aaron. He has confessed and the crime was in public. The prosecution would need just 2 clips.

It wasn't a serious comment, however, maybe it could be that a drama e-tard that makes their money online comes out better off overall from a trial with the Reiketas.
 
"Being a millionaire is not that difficult"
-- Nick Rekieta, Trust Fund baby that can't hold an actual job even if it's to save him from jail time.
I’m also pretty sure Nick is including in that estimation the house that is owned by a trust and will belong to his kids.

That said, Nick has shown he has no issues just straight up lying and making shit up out of whole cloth. He’ll say whatever he needs to say to feel like he’s “winning.”
 
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