💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Can one even buy or otherwise access this story anymore? I think you might be the only person in this thread who's read it.
You know.... it was around if you dug, but now it's gone. I'll dig a little deeper and see if I can find it. It wasn't really lol worthy, it was just.....tired and by the numbers and gay. I have a few battlecorp anthologies on the shelf, I'll start leafing there in case I misremembered it as ePub only but I swear that was how I found it, some third party who was posting ePubs during the height of Catalyst's "lol fuck dead tree" era.
 
You know.... it was around if you dug, but now it's gone. I'll dig a little deeper and see if I can find it. It wasn't really lol worthy, it was just..... tired and by the numbers and gay. I have a few battl ecorp anthologies on the shelf, I'll start leafing there in case I misremembered it as ePub only but I swear that was how I found it, some third party who was posting ePubs during the height of Catalyst's "lol fuck dead tree" era.
Here he gives an interview about it
Here he claims in his diary it will appear on BattleCorp's website. Kinda all I can find. Would be interested to get the text for archival purposes too
 
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This also shows up on Amazon when searching for:

WIth a publish date of 2011. I've never heard of it, it's $2 for a kindle only version.
So he tried his hand at zombie slop when that was popular, crashed and burned then moved over to sci-fi/fantasy. Interesting
I thought it was parody about the dead people "voting" for Biden en masse. Such a lazy fucking faggot, he spent less than 10 minutes on MS paint for the cover
 
Who’s the smoker? That’s a lot of butts on the ground and in the pit. I bet Pat goes out of his way to be seen in the yard when he has guests.
I think those are just leaves made blurry by compression. Here's the image he tweeted.
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FAT UP THE LARD, FAT IT UP
WHILE YOUR TITS ARE FLOPPIN
AND THE RONI'S POPPIN
LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT, HEART IS STOPPIN

FAT IT UP A LITTLE MORE
GET PHONE STOLEN AT THE CHEESESTEAK STORE
SEE, CAUSE THE NIGGERS ALL TRY TO RUN
AND YOU'D BE DEAD MEAT IF YOU WERE ONE

PRISON, A PLACE FOR YOU
GET THE NIGLET IN THE GRINDER
ROOM FOR TWO

Abandon all hope, ye who "enter" Patty.
 
What about the white tubular objects?

They look like they could be white cigarette ends.
I see what you mean, those do look like cig stubs. Maybe Niki smokes and stares into space out there? If Pat smoked he'd have tweeted it a thousand times thinking it makes him look cool. And they don't have any friends... perhaps the AirBnB guests?
 
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