🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[limbdiction]

I shouldnt be surprised, but the people in this reddit post are more angry that Pirate collabed with Asmongold more than his previous drama

I wonder whose house smells worse

 

[el gordo]

I wonder whose house smells worse

as much as i cant stand the average redditor, its going to be hard to beat the ferral stank of a house infested with 50 tubes of fur that piss and shit everywhere
that house and those creatures are not being cleaned in any way that matters

 

[alogatog]

I wonder whose house smells worse

coughing baby vs nuclear bomb, asmongold clears no difficulty

 

[roach69]

I joined KF to add my 2 cents worth on his bullshit but I stayed for frens I made along the way.

I learned the word pooner here. Still the funniest shit for me

 

[potato sack]

coughing baby vs nuclear bomb, asmongold clears no difficulty

i agree here, idk how much ferret piss youd need encrusted on your hair to match the smell of a rotting rat alarm clock

 

[Stickplant]

i agree here, idk how much ferret piss youd need encrusted on your hair to match the smell of a rotting rat alarm clock

This. I would nearly die falling through the attic and live with 500 roaches and their king over 50 piss and shit spewing abominations any day.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

Ive only smelled pet store ferrets and while they're kinda pungent, didnt Asmongold once tell a story about how a dead mouse exploded from the fucking pressure of decomposition???

 

[Pvt. Parts]

Idle Streaming Bonanza is released. If this shill post not cool lmk ill remove it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy7vfzFtI-Y
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2701260/Idle_Streaming_Bonanza/

 

[Nigger Caviar]

https://piratesoftware.sucks/

Maybe I'm late on this but I stumbled across this site. I read through part of it but the biggest thing I noticed is that the ex that he abused made a better website than this fucking nepo baby could ever do.

 

[twinArmageddons]

Idle Streaming Bonanza is released. If this shill post not cool lmk ill remove it.

ur like the only dedicated pirate software troll i'll chip in to your fund when ever mald sues you again for the next game

 

[MercuryMan]

Idle Streaming Bonanza is released. If this shill post not cool lmk ill remove it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy7vfzFtI-Y
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2701260/Idle_Streaming_Bonanza/

Congratulations, you released more games than Jason has his entire career.

 

[Shekel Puff]

Whew, it's been a while. I'm bringing you yet another roundup of Steam reviews.
So "Recent Reviews" still remain "Very Negative", while "All Reviews" remain "Very Positive".
Wishing to Maldy for that latter to change very soon, so they reflect the quality of his "game" in the most honest and true way possible <3

In any case here's the reviews. There were a few positive ones, however as for their credibility... well, I'll let you be the judges of that.

Spoiler: Reviews Roundup June 16th 2025

 

[Nothing Is Written]

ur like the only dedicated pirate software troll i'll chip in to your fund when ever mald sues you again for the next game
Wyświetl załącznik 7510162

It'd be pretty funny if we somehow organised to get @Pvt. Parts game to a higher concurrent player record than Heartbound.

It would be burnt into Steam analytic history forever.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

It'd be pretty funny if we somehow organised to get @Pvt. Parts game to a higher concurrent player record than Heartbound.

It would be burnt into Steam analytic history forever.

That's going a bit far don't you think?

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

It'd be pretty funny if we somehow organised to get @Pvt. Parts game to a higher concurrent player record than Heartbound.

It would be burnt into Steam analytic history forever.

Let it happen naturally, because I think it will. For me, if it was 1 EUR instead of 5 I would buy and play it for the meme of it.

 

[twinArmageddons]

That's going a bit far don't you think?

i dont think there is like 122 mald followers in this thread rn

 

[cigint]

Wow, there is exactly one person (allegedly) playing Heartbound at the moment. I'm guessing it's just running on Mald's computer somewhere in his cybersecurity laboratory.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Wow, there is exactly one person (allegedly) playing Heartbound at the moment. I'm guessing it's just running on Mald's computer somewhere in his cybersecurity laboratory.

Jesus those stats are horrible lmao... what a "game dev".

 

[twinArmageddons]

Jesus those stats are horrible lmao... what a "game dev".

probably cause of daddy long dick just landed in la

or malds game is so fucking boring with a lame art style that feels like he went full cal arts instead of being his own

 

[Beyerdynamic DT 700 Pro X]

And Mald had the nerve to clown on Toby for his supposedly bad code for Undertale.