💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Breakfast in the dirty alley behind my wife's duplex. My favorite time of year.
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it's so perfect how he stares dead ahead at the shitty fence. i love how it sticks out compared to the second, better fence.

 

[Maude Snew]

Breakfast in the dirty alley behind my wife's duplex. My favorite time of year.
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First of all I have to be nice, I actually like the lights they put on the fence posts, those are pretty good. To take it back around though holy shit what did he do to those chairs, I know they sucked to begin with but I have chairs that have been in a shed for a decade that look less worn, those armrests are bad, did he use indoor paint or is that just what happens when you paint pressure treated cheap shitty wood like that, I wouldn't know, I don't use that kind of wood for furniture or any project really as I don't want to give people cancer nor splinters with cancer.

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

First of all I have to be nice, I actually like the lights they put on the fence posts, those are pretty good. To take it back around though holy shit what did he do to those chairs, I know they sucked to begin with but I have chairs that have been in a shed for a decade that look less worn, those armrests are bad, did he use indoor paint or is that just what happens when you paint pressure treated cheap shitty wood like that, I wouldn't know, I don't use that kind of wood for furniture or any project really as I don't want to give people cancer nor splinters with cancer.

The wood seems to have been fucked before it was painted. The chair on the left has crevices painted over. He was too lazy to find a less used set of palettes

 

[Something Awful]

Niki, my dear, I shall be taking my breakfast this morn next to the firepit filled with cigarette butts, with a view to my backward fence and our donated hosta. If a man can't admire the fruit of his labor now and then, what is it all for? Do be kind and deliver my well-done toast there.

(I like how his coffee mug says "I'm pretty much fucked")

The wood seems to have been fucked before it was painted.

I don't want to kink-shame, but yikes!

 

[Drama Trauma]

Breakfast in the dirty alley behind my wife's duplex. My favorite time of year.
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"No child, I did not eat plain, toasted slices of bread, because I have a massive diarrhea. It's all in your delusions, your fantasies. Enjoy prison."

 

[grey area]

Nice hovel, lmao. Pat can never resist a summer pic without his disgusting trotters exposed to all. The plain white toast and milky tea paint an honest picture. I wonder how else he'll spend his day living on other people's money.

For all his machismo, he's the antithesis of man. Pat is a literal prepubescent child who thinks the good life is something that resembles an alley.

 

[Maude Snew]

The plain white toast and milky tea

Fun fact, those are the only white things he will consume, he's used to his food having a much darker color.

 

[The Noise]

Breakfast in the dirty alley behind my wife's duplex. My favorite time of year.
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This is actually an improvement because of the fence. Last time he posted about having breakfast in the garden there was no fence so you could see the shit smeared on the house in front of him and the open street next to his house. This is slightly less ghetto. Slightly.

 

[John_Smith]

Welp, the fence looks shoddy, but as you say, it's a nicer view than the dumpsters and trashcans, and Rustang, which Piggy normally saw from his chair. Home improvement Ha' Hovel improved, I guess. Now we await the urban artists who will decorate his fence. A "FUCK I.C.E." tag maybe? i'm still wondering about that patio furniture. Was it returned and I missed it? Certainly he would have been crowing about it all over social media.

Edit to avoid the double post. Nikki is suspected to be a smoker. Look at her nicotine stained teeth, if you dare, and listen to her voice. You don't get a voice like that without some drinking and smoking. Her complexion is nasty too, which is common enough in smokers.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Breakfast in the dirty alley behind my wife's duplex. My favorite time of year.
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Who’s the smoker? That’s a lot of butts on the ground and in the pit. I bet Pat goes out of his way to be seen in the yard when he has guests.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Who’s the smoker? That’s a lot of butts on the ground and in the pit. I bet Pat goes out of his way to be seen in the yard when he has guests.

Those are Newports from the Friday night fart lineup. They just smoke cigarettes abd waut for thier turn to crop dust Big Nicholas.

 

[RussianParasite]

Who’s the smoker? That’s a lot of butts on the ground and in the pit. I bet Pat goes out of his way to be seen in the yard when he has guests.

Likely the vagrants and hood rats roaming his neighborhood. It’s very responsible of them to toss them into Pat’s salted, trashed yard rather than somewhere with higher value like the dumpster a block over.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

That is not a garden. It's barely a yard. I'm sure the giant ashtray is a major selling point on Airbnb. Nasty.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Who’s the smoker? That’s a lot of butts on the ground and in the pit. I bet Pat goes out of his way to be seen in the yard when he has guests.

I wouldn't be surprised if Pat smokes when he drinks like a lot of other alcoholics.

 

[Cactuar King]

I wouldn't be surprised if Pat smokes when he drinks like a lot of other alcoholics.

I dunno, maybe I'm having a memory lapse, but have we ever seen Rick smoke?

 

[IglyUglyOh]

I knew someone who had a busy job with her city and her yard looked like this, except the fire pit was better maintained and no cigarette butts like that. But if it’s a single person with a big job, this makes sense.

Pat avoids work like he’s allergic to it

The lady I know also would not have posted a photo of her yard as like a triumph of housekeeping

Her house is for sale now and it’s staged really nicely in the photos and the yard is cleaned up, the patio umbrella is open etc

Pat is advertising his home in a way here

But it looks dreadful

At least pick up the butts before publishing that photo for the world to see, chief

Also if you want to lose weight: protein not carbs for breakfast

 

[Detective Carey]

I'm sure this is just the stalker child in me, but I wonder what brand they smoke if they do indeed smoke. Ribbing smokers about their brand is one of the classic pastimes of the smoking world.

I'm no expert Patologist, but I'd agree it's likely not him smoking, otherwise there'd already be ancient juicy screenshots of him tough guy larping about smoking something extra manly, like unfiltered lucky strikes.

 

[Something Awful]

Also if you want to lose weight: protein not carbs for breakfast

Don't worry, he ate a whole ham after taking the photo. You don't get to Rick's prodigious size by having two pieces of toast for breakfast.

I dunno, maybe I'm having a memory lapse, but have we ever seen Rick smoke?

No, but we've seen him in a piss-soaked alley filled with cigarette butts. Perhaps Rick models his yard after it to remind him of happier times, when he could still fit in there.

 

[BigPeanut]

That's a lie, everyone knows his favorite time of year is Cocktoberfest.

Wrong as always, stalker. My favorite time of the year is niggeroni November. Enjoy prison.

 

[FinnSven]

Who’s the smoker? That’s a lot of butts on the ground and in the pit. I bet Pat goes out of his way to be seen in the yard when he has guests.

I think Niki.

She looks like she smokes, and that would explain the lines around her mouth.