💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Vibralldo]

SHARTCON 1

DEFeCatiON 1

 

[McMitch]

If Nick were funny, he would recreate the Ralph shart rant verbatim.

 

[Helping Friendly Book]

The shart which Nick made a disgusted face at which led to some kino Ralpha hollerin'.

Ralph is “the biggest in da Sektur”, he can’t afford to look like a total dumbass, even when he contradicts himself all the time lol, of course he was a fixin’ to holler.

 

[R. Budd Dwyer]

Nick's next trial.
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Otherwise he's retweeting thots, indulging his Kurt obsession, sniping at Aaron, and trying to get Runkle to stream with him.

He probably won't cover this much because federal court isn't televised (can't be streamed), which would require more talking and insightful content generation on his part.

 

[Fruttasecca]

BREAKING NEWS: NICK REKIETA FARTED ON STREAM!
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=R_HwynAnmU4:90

Clickbait fucking feature, I was promised a guy farting shit into his pants on camera, that was nothing. I fart like that when my mother is in the room.

 

[AltisticRight]

It's just a meme bro.

this can't be real
Seasoning chicken, fine I guess?
Washing it with soap?

Fuck tik tok.

The dude made an audible fart on stream, am I retarded or do Rekieta thread regulars have the sense of humor of a kid with down syndrome? First he got exposed for following e-whores and now farting on stream, damn this nigga will win Lolcow of the year. Idubbz chads we kneel.

It's a meta joke, lurk moar.
He's disqualified from LOTY anyway, looks like Anisa/iCukkz will win. Maybe Hasanabi or DesTINY does something idiotic too.

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She tested for >5000pg/mg which is 5ng, or 5 times the alleged amount in "random abstract I found" Patrick Rice you imbecilic fat fuck.
Neck.


Did this retard even read the title? So why only one child tested positive at above cut-off then? If their washing procedure was bad, shouldn't everyone's tests be rigged?
Literal pants on head retarded.
Wait, it's worse. That's an excerpt of likely some AI bullshit. This is the actual study:


Here's the conclusion.

Nevertheless, we showed that there is still cocaine detectable after these washes using imaging mass spectrometry. Moreover, it is highly suspected that these solvents do wash in external contamination since cocaine as well as BE and ME are detected in extracts from contaminated hair which was washes using dichloromethane. MetA-SIMS images show that decontamination solvents that are currently used to wash off high concentrations of cocaine on the hair, at the same time promote the external cocaine to migrate into the hair. This ‘washed-in’ cocaine might be considered as incorporated since it is shown to possible reach above the international cut-off level. We are aware of the fact that the cocaine concentration on the contaminated hair tested is higher than in real case scenarios.

Was skelly's "wash in" claims based on this study? That's embarrassing. They've contaminated the hair in a controlled environment and showed there's a possibility that wash-in causes higher than cut-off (500pg/mg) readings.
If it were something ridiculous, say, TEN TIMES THE CUT-OFF, they would have mentioned it.
If wash-in was a concern, why weren't the other children tested positive at above the cut-off then?

I'm supposed to believe the cop rubbed so much cocaine onto her hair, it's at the levels of laboratory-controlled contamination with pure research grade cocaine from Merck.
It was so much cocaine, the supervisors who snipped her LONG hair to collect samples had ample amounts of contaminants.
And then Omega Labs' decontamination caused so much cocaine to be washed in, it didn't just produce >5000pg/mg cocaine, they found benzoylecgonine too?
Skelly claims the benzoylecgonine was produced because of sweat?

What the fuck? Does this make sense to anyone? This was his retarded hail Mary claim to try and explain both cocaine and the metabolite found? That's so unfathomably idiotic.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

While you degens are here discussing Alabama white sauce, Salmonella, and sharts, I keep checking back to see if anyone has figured out if this pic is real. (From EVS's phone from Nick.)
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(Kayla is a lot shorter, April too, vs Nick. It must be fake, right?)

It has to be fake. Nick is actually insanely tall and lanky irl. Even in heels I doubt any woman would really be taller than him or at his height. He's an abusive gross creepy lankfag

 

[TexOffender]

While you degens are here discussing Alabama white sauce, Salmonella, and sharts, I keep checking back to see if anyone has figured out if this pic is real. (From EVS's phone from Nick.)
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(Kayla is a lot shorter, April too, vs Nick. It must be fake, right?)

The fuck did he do with his tie?

 

[Dread First]

When Ethan Ralph sharts himself on stream, I point, laugh, and have a good time mocking the Ralphamale ragepig for wallowing in his own filth. When Nick Rekeita sharts on stream, I get upset becausE I thought the thread feature would've specified which fucking NIck sharted himself. I was expecting the closeted homosexual in Nick Fuentes, not the coke-addled cuckold in Nick Rekeita. Can we fast-forward to the part where Nick Rekeita violates his parole, suspended sentence, or whatever for drug abuse so he can properly get locked up? I'm sick of Balldoman and wanna mock Nick the Knife more.

 

[Vibralldo]

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If Grifty doesn't believe the redditor and Nick and Coomalot's descriptions of Redo of Healer being a rape fest he's free to watch the anime and see for himself.

His hero Nick Rekeita highly recommends it.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

the feature is mostly down to Dear Feeder being amused by Nick doing a lesser version of the Ralphamale's dominating shart

The Shart Heard Around The World 2: Skeletal Boogaloo

 

[Captain Manning]

The dude made an audible fart on stream, am I retarded or do Rekieta thread regulars have the sense of humor of a kid with down syndrome?

Well, 2024 account, I will tell you a funny story.

Have a seat. Mind the whoopee cushion.

Once upon a time, in the ancient year of 2021, there was a ragepig named Ethan Ralph. One day, the ragepig sharted on stream. That shart became a featured item much like this is now. Many people laughed at the ragepig, including the rageTWIG (Rekieta). This caused the ragepig to have a total meltdown and make many amusing oinking sounds. Some of which directed at the ragetwig.

Now, nearly four years later, the ragetwig releases a shart of his own. Thus bookending this grand saga, and once again causing much merriment throughout the land of Kiwi.

The end.

BTW, I just went back and found THE post that started it all.

2021:


2025:


It rhymes. It's beautiful.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

It's not my favorite. My favorite is probably Kansas City style (but with added hot sauce), followed closely by North Carolina and Memphis.

I still kind of like the white sauces, although again, I'm going to add more hot sauce.

North Carolina and Missouri have shaken hands and come to a truce in the Bowl Household. And both kinds of NC BBQ are loved.

Now Texas BBQ? Not real cue. Only steers and queers come from Texas, and Nick doesn’t much look like a steer to me!

EDIT: in better days

 

[Burd Turglar]

Nick literally made the face of a baby about to shit it's diaper.

 

[Melty Butter]

The fuck did he do with his tie?

Dunno, but I think we may have a tat match:

 

[Charlie Delicious]

BREAKING NEWS: NICK REKIETA FARTED ON STREAM!
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=R_HwynAnmU4:90

Not sure if better than a Keanu and Gabe stream

 

[Sam Losco]

It has to be fake. Nick is actually insanely tall and lanky irl. Even in heels I doubt any woman would really be taller than him or at his height. He's an abusive gross creepy lankfag

His knees and back are bent so he's crouching in addition to them both likely wearing heels and stretching.
Real.
The biggest issue for me is he's wearing shorts and a tie. Wtf

 

[SCV]

Was this Null or a rogue janny?

Bro is says right there.

 

[Vibralldo]

Dunno, but I think we may have a tat match:
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I believe it's real
Doesn't seem like something evs would lie about and seems like something Nick would do

 

[Kosher Dill]

"Ralph is dead" - Nick
"Nick is dead" - Null