💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Głosy: 40 9,9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Głosy: 14 3,5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Głosy: 12 3,0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Głosy: 192 47,5%
  • Continuance...

    Głosy: 146 36,1%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    404
  • Ankieta zamknięta .
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If he had stayed careful about remaining inside his wheelhouse of knowledge and avoided offering opinions that were in areas beyond his knowledge or experience, he could kind of get away with it.
Isn't that what he did when he made drugs, cooming, and child neglect the focus of his streams?
 
well the jews let us down, so here's the photo Nick sent to EVS of himself in gay eyeliner getting kissed by his whore wife and human fleshlight to convince him to keep balldo guarding.
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AND INTO THE FAPFOLDER IT GOES, THANK YOU!

(Obviously after cutting out the gross junkie in the middle.)

You can bet whatever that Rekieta hired a professional photographer and spent though the nose for this pic btw.

Now anyone normal would look at this pic and go: “Those two broads look tacky as F. And why is he wearing eyeliner and shorts?! Is it a faggot or someone cosplaying a nine year old boy?!”

Rekieta though will instantly go: “WOWZA, JUST WAIT TILL THE PRUDES SEE THIS! WINNING!”

The man’s kids look like they’re on a starvation diet, but this piece of shit spends hundreds of dollars on a picture.

Kill your self Nick.
 
AND INTO THE FAPFOLDER IT GOES, THANK YOU!

(Obviously after cutting out the gross junkie in the middle.)

You can bet whatever that Rekieta hired a professional photographer and spent though the nose for this pic btw.

Now anyone normal would look at this pic and go: “Those two broads look tacky as F. And why is he wearing eyeliner and shorts?! Is it a faggot or someone cosplaying a nine year old boy?!”

Rekieta though will instantly go: “WOWZA, JUST WAIT TILL THE PRUDES SEE THIS! WINNING!”

The man’s kids look like they’re on a starvation diet, but this piece of shit spends hundreds of dollars on a picture.

Kill your self Nick.
That picture is just...lol. In fact (hmmm...), it looks like an idea of a goofy romcom movie poster...or a thumbnail for a reality series. ...You know they thought about it. If Nick weren't so lazy (and coked out) he'd probably have had the pitch blocked out and ready to ship. Alas, the drama happened before the (monetized) cameras could roll.
 
I'm more saying that Kiki is responding to the failure of the nothing burger by TRYING TO REBUILD BRIDGES WITH RALPH, A MAN THAT SHE JUST WAS SHOWN AUDIO OF WHERE HE THREATENED TO KILL HIS WIFE because she thinks that'll save her reputation and further throw Gabe under the bus
I agree, and said as much in my post. We are talking past one another here.

What I am talking about is the people saying that Gabe should have done this on Kino Casino, or whatever, as if it would have made a lick of difference.

"Durrrr... Gabe was totally gonna ultra-felt Rekieta, but that dumb e-thot Keanu ruined it!"

That's a complete fucking bullshit cope. Pure fanfiction. It implies Gabe had a silver bullet that Keanu somehow stopped him from firing.

Dude had virtually NOTHING of value to share. Certainly nothing to justify a multi-hour stream. That much can not be laid at Kiki's feet. This was ALWAYS going to suck. It's just that Keanu's technical ineptitude made it suck more.

I hope Gabe just fucks off now.

Keanu too, I suppose, if she's gonna throw in with the Sektur. But it needs to be understood that Kiki doing that happened after the stream. Her issue here is more about how she's trying to cope with the stream bombing, and not so much the stream itself.

Gabe's 50/50 to blame for the shitty stream
You are being entirely too charitable to Gabe with that figure. I put Gabe's blame more at like 80-90%. Bringing the content was his responsibility.

but Kiki is either evil or retarded or both
She's retarded.

Which, BTW, we all knew. Some of us just thought if Gabe had anything worth a shit to share, her retardation wouldn't really matter. I stand by that.

This thread has documented a level of evil that is hard for anyone to match. Wake me when Kiki wishes a painful cancer death on somebody.

But if Gabe went to a better streamer's show they would have gone through the material and realized Gabe had nothing and cancelled the stream,
Or worse, Gabe would have gotten massively felted live.

I can easily visualize PPP pulling out the triangle and screaming RETARD ALERT as Gabe goes over old content everybody already knows.

Can't you?

Say what you want about KC (guilding the lilly, etc.) but they actually do have a reasonable grasp of Rekieta's backstory. So does their audience, at this point, probably. I mean, the vast majority of the people that tuned in for Kiki's stream were undoubtedly people very familiar with Nick. That's why she hit that peak of 2,000 live views.
 
He talked about "pro hac vice" once and got just about everything with regard to admitting attorneys into a different jurisdiction wrong.
I missed that one but saw a couple things like that. Lots of lawyers have never done it and could get that wrong shooting from the hip but one of his weaknesses was not preparing for things at all. Since at the time he was reasonably good at improvising, it wasn't that glaring.

When it finally did get insufferable was when he'd entirely confidently say something completely wrong and then, on top of that, get angry when corrected. Previously, he was able to cope with "well actually" without melting down into a seething bundle of autism.
What "personally aligned content"? Talking shit about Kurt Mueller? Riveting stuff!
Not even Kurt, but his spank bank entirely consists of a single video of him cooking sloppa.
 

Weekly Supertip Performance - June 2025 (Week 2)

Although Rekieta had one less stream this week compared to last week (5 vs. 4), he experienced a 40% drop in SuperTip revenue ($1,089.86 vs. $651.26). However, it's worth noting that his total streaming time also decreased by approximately 24% (~30 hours vs. ~23 hours).

Individual results for each stream this week:
DATESTREAMNo SUPERTIPSSUPERTIPSSUPERTIPS (*MAX)SUPERCHATSAVERAGE SUPERTIPS/hTOTALSTREAM TIMETOTAL $/h
6/9/2025Karen Read Trial - Day 29 - The Endless Trial24$130.00$145.00$147.00$18.95$277.006h 52min$40.38
6/10/2025Karen Read Trial - Day 30 - The Case of the Missing Mistrial27$171.30$242.60$61.00$25.12$232.306h 49min$34.07
6/12/2025Karen Read Trial - Day 32 - Charging Conference - Where Justice Dies22$147.46$236.78$43.00$43.08$190.463h 25min$55.64
6/13/2025Karen Read Trial - Closing Argument Review - PLUS MINE30$202.50$250.00$197.00$35.46$399.505h 43min$69.96

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Weekly performance summary for June:
WeekNo StreamsNo Supertips$ Supertips$ Supertips (*max)$ SuperchatsTotalStream Time (h)Total $/h
Week 1 (Jun 1 - Jun 7)5163$1,089.86$1,580.72$711.00$1,800.8630h 5min$59.86
Week 2 (Jun 8 - Jun 14)4103$651.26$874.38$448.00$1,099.2622h 49min$48.19

Top 3 SuperTips contributors ("paypigs") this week:
  1. TheTexVet — $86.16
  2. Fishing — $40.00
  3. Aly Pandalicious — $33.50
Note: TheTexVet is currently securing his position as Rekieta's #1 paypig this month, with a total of $167.32 in Super Tips — more than double of the second place, vVvPrince, who stands at $75.80.

If you spot a Super Tip that didn’t get logged, feel free to DM me. I’ll update the detection parameters accordingly. The attached CSV file contains the full data log.

So, what exactly does the code do?
Every 2 seconds, it analyzes a video frame in search of very specific hues—my sacred chromatic thresholds. Once a region matching the blessed palette is identified, it calculates the area covered. If the candidate box meets the threshold, the system invokes EasyOCR to extract the text. The text is then parsed and exported to CSV.

Continuation logic?
If two Super Tips share the same username and donation amount, and there are no intervening frames without a donation box, I treat them as a single, continuous message.

What’s “max”?
The “max” value reflects what the total would have been if I had decided to count each message fragment individually—ignoring continuation logic.
 

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You are being entirely too charitable to Gabe with that figure. I put Gabe's blame more at like 80-90%. Bringing the content was his responsibility.
He claimed he had new devastating information of a criminal nature, and that he had done an "investigation." He pimped this for a week straight. He flat-out lied. He had jack and shit. Keanu is a retard but what could she have done?
 
Nick's next trial.
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Otherwise he's retweeting thots, indulging his Kurt obsession, sniping at Aaron, and trying to get Runkle to stream with him.
How funny and WEIRD that Runkle streamed with Kurt last night?

He claimed he had new devastating information of a criminal nature, and that he had done an "investigation." He pimped this for a week straight. He flat-out lied. He had jack and shit. Keanu is a retard but what could she have done?
Gentlemen… I do believe we have been.., JEWED!

Either way, we go the whole chokeslamming deal out of it, so I can’t really get mad.
 
He claimed he had new devastating information of a criminal nature, and that he had done an "investigation." He pimped this for a week straight. He flat-out lied. He had jack and shit. Keanu is a retard but what could she have done?
Asked specifically what that information was before agreeing to do it.
 
whoever does the AI videos


(hotel california live)

this could be a good rekeita one. singer sounds rekeitaish. put warski/ppp other felters on the instruments.
This version of Hotel California is too good, though. I don’t want it polluted by the Sektur. At least, don’t put Rekieta’s face on Don Henley. The homoerotic energy of the guitar duet is fitting, though. Make Felder and Walsh into Aaron and Nick.
 
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