💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[anon101x]

The snarks can spin this anyways they want. They can trash Mike.

But at the end of the day the podcast had like 50k live viewers. Hundreds of reaction/commentary channels will follow with their collective thousands of views.
Tons of communities on Reddit, etc… with hundreds and hundreds of users are already making memes and discussing how shit Ian is.

Hassan is not even trying to defend Ian. (And I don’t expect that to change)

He has what amounts to maybe a handful of people doing propaganda and bad faith slander and segments against Mike…. But at the end of the day this dude is getting a persona, in depth, promotion on his business and likely getting hooked up with hundreds of connections and promotions he’s never had before.



The podcast was just streamed yesterday and all of his social medias have spiked. This was his follow count before the stream.


And this is his follow count ONE DAY after the podcast. Several thousand follower jump. And no doubt he’s getting dms left and right. He’s probably up in his neck sorting out this insane spike to his business over night. Literally over night. It will continue to trickle for weeks to come.

Those retarded snarkers can try to continue to do PR for hasan because they hate Ethan.

But overall Mike won. And I wish him and his wife Kate well on their business.

 

[crinklefry]

I have come to the conclusion that every time someone says the divorce is imminent they stay together for 5 more years, not unlike the Litch Queen in how comments like "How hasn't she died?/She's going to die soon" increase her lifespan by 5 years.

 

[DiamondHead_69]

Also, ew. Please take preventative measures, don't wait until you already have them and your breath has been scaring people away to pop them out.

I try…

Also, they dont cause strep throat. It makes no sense for Ian and Anisa to think that.

 

[Chongqing]

I think he doesn't even brush his teeth or take showers because he wants Anisa to tell him to do so.

I know I'm a broken record blaming obscure things about Ian on Adderall, but bad body odor and bad oral hygiene are amphetamine abuse 101.

It probably doesn't matter how much he showers and brushes his teeth at this point, due to the one-two punch of nutritional deficiency along with bacteria thriving in a dry environment (his mouth) and an overly hot and sweaty environment (body).

There's probably nothing he can do other than stop taking amphets and find a way to eat right.

 

[Mayfly]

Hasan's fans will say Ethan was ordered by Mossad to pay the coach & his wife off. Hasan will just nod his tinyhead, laugh awkwardly, while subtly implying it was an Israel psy-op.

She's Hmong which is even worse than being a Jew to communists. It is even worse than being a part of the Falun Gong or a Uyghur.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

I try…

Also, they dont cause strep throat. It makes no sense for Ian and Anisa to think that.

Mr. Jomha is saying that the strep throat caused his tonsil stones. Strep throat can encourage the formation of stones - especially if it's recurrent. It's possible that bacteria can settle on the stone and cause another infection, but usually that's not a significant risk

 

[CYBER_SOY]

I am really feeling like this is eventually leading to some kind of Sam Hyde and Ethan Klein collaboration. Blacks and Jews must stand together.

 

[Foltest]

I am pleased that I got confirmation that froggy tonic looks and dress like a huge faggot.

 

[LucasSomething]

In retrospect I think all the talk about how Content Cop was a grim reaper for YouTube careers really got to Ian’s head so he thought of himself as the top dog of the YouTube commentary community. Sam absolutely humiliating Ian by constantly gaslighting him during the documentary and making Ian look like a retard really hurt his ego, and I don’t think he’s ever recovered.

Ian didn't understand that content cop only worked because he picked very easy targets like lazy reviewers, reaction content, leafy, keemstar, etc. The Prankster video is particularly weird because the guy wasn't really offensive, he was simply unfunny and even gave a positive comment on the video. In hindsight, that content cop feels like Ian being petty at a guy having more fun than him.

And there is something darkly hilarious about Sam lying to Ian because he wanted to make his documentary funnier and accidentally traumatizing him so hard it killed his documentary video career forever and made Ian afraid Sam will murder him.

Bonus callout

 

[ruckingfetard]

Poor hygiene is also a narcissist trait. Just saying. I heard it has something to do with superficial image, but if I were to get spergy about it I believe it's low empathy and anti social to NOT make sure you don't smell bad. A narcissist with poor hygiene will literally make people around them uncomfortable and sick by their disgusting body odor, but they don't even consider it. Maybe self image does play a part after all if they are too concerned with their own delusions of grandeur, or in Ian's case trying to look like most fragile and sensitive heckin empath.
Being smelly isn't very empathetic bro. Wash your ass.

 

[Eventide]

I know I'm a broken record blaming obscure things about Ian on Adderall, but bad body odor and bad oral hygiene are amphetamine abuse 101.

Ok, hear me out:

Could it be Meth?

No, like, for real. Aside from Ian and Anisa just looking meth-y af, it'd explain why they owe so many people money/never have any cash, and why they're such nasty unhinged delusional assholes. Meth often makes people act overly confident (hence, why methheads often get in the news for acts of lulz, like trying to wrest an alligator).

 

[ruckingfetard]

Also I am glad Anisa posted something, otherwise I was gonna say the Johmha's need a wellness check. We need a poll result for Anisa does nothing because she got Chris Benoit'ed.

 

[Bulgarian Lives Matter]

New IG Stories from Ethan Klein. No mercy.

0:38

 

[The Polaroid Man]

Ian has the forever cop out of being an abuse victim of Anisa. That is no doubt the card he'll play and no matter what his culpability is it will work because its now commonly accepted. When they divorce Anisa will try to Metoo him but it will fail because she is Amber Heard on steroids. Best case scenario for Ian is a RDJ style comeback.

If I were Ian right now this is what I would do. Make an alt and contact Sam. Apologize, admit he was right about Anisa, and ask him for help getting away. Sam and the MDE crew go to Seattle and do a Seal Team 6 extraction of Ian and take him to Boston. The movie adaptation starring Timothee Chalamet as Ian and Michael B Jordan as Sam will win a shitload of Oscars.

I can actually see Sam doing this. Yes he’ll obviously indulge himself a little and probably make a documentary where he mocks Ian on his road to becoming a man again or whatever the fuck,


You know what’s really sad? It’ll probably be the best thing that happened in Ian’s life since 2017.

There’s legitimately nothing his “mortal enemy” or whatever can do that will crush and humiliate him more than what he and his wife did to himself

 

[Slur Generator]

I just realized something, was the content cop on Leafy before or after Leafy started shitting on Pokimane? Because if it was after then the CC on Leafy was probably prompted by Anisa wanting to get chummy with Pokimane.

The content cop was just after he and Anisa got together. I think it was just Ian getting jealous that Anisa wanted to fuck leafy or Anisa wanted the content cop on leafy because he rejected her.

 

[Vibralldo]

New IG Stories from Ethan Klein. No mercy.

Wyświetl załącznik 7459949
NewIGEthan.mp4

This is a lie
Ian doesn't shower

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Ok, hear me out:

Could it be Meth?

Choosing to believe that Anisa got them hooked on meth in an attempt to skinwalk

Below is a picture of Sebastian Murphy of Viagra Boys, a band Anisa sometimes shills and uses in her IG stories:

"Ian, you're having meth withdrawals"

 

[supremeautismo]

Ok, hear me out:

Could it be Meth?

No, like, for real. Aside from Ian and Anisa just looking meth-y af, it'd explain why they owe so many people money/never have any cash, and why they're such nasty unhinged delusional assholes. Meth often makes people act overly confident (hence, why methheads often get in the news for acts of lulz, like trying to wrest an alligator).

Seeing their lack of energy, they don’t seem very meth-y. See:

Before she knew it, she was throwing things at him, not hard, but... she threw the knife without thinking... poor Ian... so much blood.

Why was he stabbed 19 times?

Well, she was trying to help, but her hands were slippery with his loser blood so the knife kept on slipping out of her hand and falling down into his face and throat.

He ran into her shitty tattoos knife ten times…

 

[arbaeatwathalathun]

Don't worry, everyone—she's incredibly empathetic. She wants to protect trans kids… just not her own charity event. Anisa mismanaged Creator Clash by favoring optics over responsibility: she rented out a hotel for 300 people, flew in numerous creators on her own dime, and yet claimed she couldn’t afford to fly in Ian’s own father. Meanwhile, she sidelined key trainers like Michael and Kate, who were left out of major events they helped prepare fighters for. Training was a goddamn mess, constantly derailed by Ian’s emotional fragility and Anisa’s controlling behavior, from forcing bizarre comparisons to the Will Smith slap, to demanding she host the gala.

Michael and Kate were repeatedly frustrated: their work went unrecognized, Ian refused basic hygiene and cardio prep, and Anisa exaggerated health issues while throwing tantrums over gym music. A month before CC2, the event was already half a million dollars in the red, yet both Anisa and Ian still acted like their personal brands mattered more than the charity itself. The whole fucking time she was defined by ego, emotional instability, secrecy, and mismanagement, leaving Michael and Kate and everyone else who ever collaborated with feeling manipulated, disrespected, and left to clean up the mess.



But no need to fear, the "trans kids" are safe!

 

[Shake]

It's over