💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[PixarsTedKennedy]

If not the PO saying "we've seen your streams and if you don't straighten out we'll send you to jail!" but not actually doing anything punitive

Do PO's really pay that much attention?

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I was rooting for a tag-team Probation/CPS spot home inspection that Rekeita would most certainly fail, but no such luck. The bodycam footage of the cops wading through thousands of Whip-It canisters, kicking them out of the way in a crescendo of tinkling aluminum, would have been lit.

 

[RudyRayMoore]

Another issue for farmers to track is the status of Baldo's drivers license. He currently still owes a current Balance as of 05/29/2025 May 29, 2025is $539.00 for Case Number: 73-VB-24-3399. This was an offense Date: April 6 2024 when he caught 4 charges. MN DPS could suspend his DL at anytime.

At the web site below, simply enter his DL for the current status: N674181529917

https://onlineservices.dps.mn.gov/EServices/_/

 

[Captain Manning]

Kayla has seen the light finally and is divorcing Nick for @Fapcop

If I see a divorce filing, we need to start up a collection for Fapcop to get to Spicer. I believe the nearest airport is MSP. He can rent a car.

We believe in you @Fapcop! You can save Kayla!

 

[not william stenchever]

Another issue to for farmers to track is the status of Baldo's drivers license. He currently still owes a current Balance as of 05/29/2025 May 29, 2025is $539.00 for Case Number: 73-VB-24-3399. This was an offense Date: April 6 2024 when he caught 4 charges. MN DPS could suspend his DL at anytime.

At the web site below, simply enter is DL for the current state: N674181529917

https://onlineservices.dps.mn.gov/EServices/_/

It is a core foundational belief of Minnesota that a drivers license never be revoked from a nigger. Yes, even the white ones.

 

[Vibralldo]

Do PO's really pay that much attention?

Probably not, then it's probably the former

 

[Nontent Poisoning]

Maybe it’s the FBI on their way because of Aaron’s hacking allegations

 

[Balldo's Gate]

A motion to extend all deadlines from the scheduling order by 120 days in Monty vs. Rekieta has been filed by Monty's new lawyer as of 10:27am this morning.

The motion states that Randazza agreed to the extension.

Quest has filed a motion to extend all deadlines in the case by 120 days to allow his new counsel to familiarize himself with the case. This means that the jury trial scheduled for December of this year will be pushed out further.

The motion states that Randazza has agreed to stipulate to the 120 days extension.

 

[SigmaBalls]

A motion to extend all deadlines from the scheduling order by 120 days in Monty vs. Rekieta has been filed by Monty's new lawyer as of 10:27am this morning.

The motion states that Randazza agreed to the extension.

But this can't be what Nick got razzlefrazzled over right? It's pretty minor.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Do PO's really pay that much attention?

Probably not in general. however I could see an argument for them to do it in Nick's case for two reasons
1)Streaming is nominally Nick's job, and they are supposed to monitor his employment
2)They know Nick has form for getting absolutely shitfaced and tarding out on stream given the original cokestream was an integral part of getting him busted in the first place

 

[not william stenchever]

A motion to extend all deadlines from the scheduling order by 120 days in Monty vs. Rekieta has been filed by Monty's new lawyer as of 10:27am this morning.

The motion states that Randazza agreed to the extension.

But this can't be what Nick got razzlefrazzled over right? It's pretty minor.

Nick just found out he's not winning LOTY 2025. Devastating.

 

[Sloppa]

April stole one of his transformers

April stole one of his favourite bulls.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Probably not in general. however I could see an argument for them to do it in Nick's case for two reasons
1)Streaming is nominally Nick's job, and they are supposed to monitor his employment
2)They know Nick has form for getting absolutely shitfaced and tarding out on stream given the original cokestream was an integral part of getting him busted in the first place

In major metro areas the Parole/Probation Officers don't pay attention to much of anything unless it directly involves new violent crimes. Fucking up probation with non-violent stuff the first few times usually just results in it being increased (see BMJ for a recent example of that).

This is a smaller jurisdiction with less crime but probably as overworked staff as there will be fewer officers which would normally equal it out. But there's a couple of reasons why he's going to have more eyeballs on him.

1) Local celebrity so inherently more likely to be scrutinized.
2) Local nuisance. People dislike him, he pisses off attorneys, judges, clergy, and your random taxpayer. The willingness to engage in leniency is going to be lower because he is generally reviled.
3) He has a board on the farms. And the peanut gallery pays attention and I'm sure people are reporting every little fucking thing via a throwaway email and every video clip attached.

If he does not actually put forth effort into finishing this probation, all those eyeballs and a-logs are going to get the better of him.

 

[Meat Target]

Nick just found out he's not winning LOTY 2025. Devastating.

A losing loser who loses being such a loser that he loses the Biggest Loser Ever contest.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Wyświetl załącznik 7426502
Now it's art

"Sean"
"SEAN"
"SEEEAAAAAN"
"Aaron ate my goo."

 

[SigmaBalls]

A losing loser who loses being such a loser that he loses the Biggest Loser Ever contest.

ANOTHER WIN FOR THE TOE!

sorry had to do it.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Flipping on my earlier suggestion, Nick has only deleted VODs when it's significant or has a legal consideration i.e the Cokestream.

This is something he doesn't want analysed.

 

[Sloppa]

"Sean"
"SEAN"
"SEEEAAAAAN"
"Aaron ate my goo."

In the near future, he is going to be yelling this through the bars of a padded cell.

 

[Tayto]

His understanding of the Bible and Christianity on the whole is severely lacking. If we're being honest he doesn't even believe in the trinitarian God; he has referred to Jesus Christ as "just some dude with his own prejudices." It is very clear to me that he retains passages of the Bible that he thinks are cool or relatable but doesn't understand the Nicene creed and that Christ, being God, is perfect and just. For all the Jewish jokes made at his nose' expense, it's actually his insistence of Christ's fallibility that in all practical terms makes him Jewish.

Aye, I doubt he actually considers himself a Christian anymore, but from what I've seen over the years, he's always been what I like to call a "social club christian": likes the aspects of community and belonging, despises being required to adhere to any rules that inconvenience him, doesn't actually believe in any sort of divinity, seeing the bible as "just good advice mixed in with weird stories" - basically an atheist larping as Christian for the social benefits.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Aye, I doubt he actually considers himself a Christian anymore, but from what I've seen over the years, he's always been what I like to call a "social club christian": likes the aspects of community and belonging, despises being required to adhere to any rules that inconvenience him, doesn't actually believe in any sort of divinity, seeing the bible as "just good advice mixed in with weird stories" - basically an atheist larping as Christian for the social benefits.

See also: Donald Trump
Hopefully his kids are getting something out of still attending.