I get it...inbred sounds like In Bread...like someone's inside of bread! Isn't that just the fucking funniest bit of comedic insight you've ever heard? Anisa should really take her act on the road and do standup. She'd no doubt be a huge success, money wouldn't be an issue and then The Raped wouldn't have to stress about his failed internet career.
My question is how did Ian never manage to get laid before Anisa? His channel was exploding and he hung out with Filthy Frank and the other big youtubers of the time, i highly doubt they were virgins. Toby Turner was just as big around the same time and sticking his dick in every woman he saw. It was right before MeToo really exploded too, there was nothing stopping Ian, especially with his level of fame he had to have tons of fangirls ready and willing. Its like starving at a buffet.
Usually when you think of adult virgins, you think of overweight ugly guys, but Ian was probably one of the most handsome of the big youtubers of the era, like his competition was fat dudes or weirdos like Baked Alaska or Leafy. Ian looked more normal than the rest of them. All he had to do is have a fan meetup and go "want to go back to my hotel?" and he could have got the job done.
there were guys with much smaller fanbases at the time like destiny who were managed to get laid. You'd practically have to avoid having sex to not have it if you were that big of a youtuber, so many fangirls must have been DM'ing him
He was always on the skinny side, so he was never a super stud, but not every women wants that. I remember Tana Mongeau talking about him after he'd come to her show, before the content cop on her was released and before she apparently knew he was Idubbbz , she described him as a cute guy and so yeah he was decent looking and he was pretty popular at the time too- I remember when one of the fans at the Tana show spotted him and screamed "Oh my God its Idubbbz!" So between his not bad looks and his success, he definitely should have been able to get women more attractive than what he settled for. I think he just lacked confidence. It probably would have been hard to believe that watching him back then, but now, and for the last few years, its been pretty obvious he has no self-esteem.
He is simply a repellant person to be around.
Yeah that too. He's got IBS. He was always belching in his videos , I think he might have touched on his digestive issues at the time, but only in passing and back then it seemed like he was exaggerating the gross sounds as part of the act because it a sector of the audience that found burping and farting funny. . But now thanks to Anus, we know it wasn't an exaggeration, if anything he played down his stomach problems . She gleefully told the world how he shits himself on the regular and belches into her mouth. but when she was pursuing him, she probably pretended to be fine with it, and told him how much she didn't care about his stanky emissions, that she loved him for him. Typical Narc love bombing and now that she has him locked down, she treats him like crap, destroying what little self worth he might have had, making him now sure that no other woman could possibly want him.
someone who's never done cocaine
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guys, seriously, she's not an actual literal crackwhore. she just tries to look like one.
being autistic about drug terminology just makes me think you are a drug addict, it doesn't make the person you're talking about look any worse.
Meh, you just know back when she was a teen she'd come to highschool wearing a T shirt with Bob Marley on it, then in the afternoon she'd wear she'd point to the clock and announce "Hey guys, its only one hour until 4:20!!" then pause and while waiting for everyone to react with raucous laughter, while admiring how incredibly cool she was.
I don't care how Anisa describes coke, it's whatever. What I find more telling is how she admits that Ethan has tourettes and that adrenaline can worsen the symptoms... you think her tweet is going to end with her apologizing or admitting she was wrong, yet she still can't bring herself to do that. She just doubles down on being a shit person. It's not her fault, it's actually Ethan's fault she thought he was on coke.
Ethan and Ian both have conditions that affect them physically...Ian with the aforementioned IBS and Ethan with the Tourette's, but while Anisa publicly humiliates her husband and treats him with distain, describing how he constantly drops smelly loads in his pants, Hila has always shown her Ethan nothing but acceptance and if she was ever bothered by his tics she never let on. I guess then it really shouldn't be too much of a surprise that Ian turned on his long time friend, he must have been seething with jealousy.
all of this could have been saved if ian just moved on in silence.
People gave Joji some shit when he went fulltime music artist and even tried using old Filthy Frank videos to call him a hypocrite too (even though FF videos are just jokes and not that deep) but nothing came of it. Joji is doing better than ever and people can still look at Filthy Frank with fondness and nostalgia. Even the Kpop retards can't touch him when they try to bring up his past.
But Ian had to shit on everyone and continuously double down. For what? His inability to be the butt of the joke.
I'm not a fan of Joji's style of music, but I've got to admire the fact that he was able to leave Filthy Frank behind, pivot to something completely different and become really successful at it. Ian's tried to the same thing..ie. abandon his edgy style and move on to something else, but his problem was that he forgot to actually figure out what that something else should be before he completely repudiated his old act.
