🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters powiedział(a):
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This has the classic structure of a midwit liar trying to launder the accusation that's actually real by batching it with some reductio ad absurdum bullshit. Start with two examples that are obviously crazy, followed by a suspiciously detailed and plausible thing that she's trying to quickly sneak in there as a list of things that "all aren't true".

So if my theory is correct, then everything after the "5 businessmen in Japan" part is very real. I hadn't even considered that maybe she really was whoring herself out physically to the mods, and then using that as blackmail on them. So thanks for putting that in my head, Ellen. Now I believe it.
 
lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll powiedział(a):
This has the classic structure of a midwit liar trying to launder the accusation that's actually real by batching it with some reductio ad absurdum bullshit. Start with two examples that are obviously crazy, followed by a suspiciously detailed and plausible thing that she's trying to quickly sneak in there as a list of things that "all aren't true".

So if my theory is correct, then everything after the "5 businessmen in Japan" part is very real. I hadn't even considered that maybe she really was whoring herself out physically to the mods, and then using that as blackmail on them. So thanks for putting that in my head, Ellen. Now I believe it.
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Probably not sleeping with them, but I can believe giving them special discounts for her onlyfans, wether it’s only 25% or 100%(if you catch my drift)
 
Local Farmer powiedział(a):
Probably not sleeping with them, but I can believe giving them special discounts for her onlyfans, wether it’s only 25% or 100%(if you catch my drift)
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Right. In reality, to win a reddit mod's complete devotion and lifelong simpery, it probably takes nothing more than nude pics, a little sexy "joking" with them by text DMs occasionally, and affirmation of their trannyism as heckin' valid womanhood.
 
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JAWSHHHH!!!
 
Nobody has accused this dumb bitch of being a crazy cat lady. They've just been appalled that she does porn on the same channel that she makes comics about her kids. The very fact she has kids is why people are appalled. Her sheer levels of childish irresponsibility at her age is appalling.

Does she completely not care that her children are going to see her repulsive porn? And more to the point, so are their classmates.

Imagine being one of her kids when some bully says "hey Woodbury got any naked pictures of your mom?" And of course the kid will say no, and the bully will say "Want some?"

Congratulations, you fucked up your entire family's life.
 
EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters powiedział(a):
Ellen is reading the thread and calling us gay.
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She obviously isn’t reading the thread because no one here has said that lol. But she’s the type to just make shit up anyway.
EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters powiedział(a):
No wonder people think you're a troon...
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You’re very mid Ellen. Painfully average. I’ve unluckily seen your nudies. You also have literally 0 ability to pull off any kind of “sexy” look. Every time you try, it actually makes you look worse.
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Does she completely not care that her children are going to see her repulsive porn? And more to the point, so are their classmates.
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Of course not. She's too busy saving the world with her political comics about a country she doesn't live in to care about her own children.
 
I think Ellen's inflating her success. If she really were sooo sexy she would've had creeps at her doorstep with their dicks out. Usually sex workers have to move when this happens.

Instead sharty called her a nigger and that was the worst of the harassment. Ifshe had simps, at least one would've bought a plane ticket and waited at her doorstep.
 
Castoreum powiedział(a):
I just found this thread. Hello, Kiwis.

I browse Reddit w/out an account. I was wondering why I saw Pizzacake on the frontpage constantly, but I generally ignore retards like her. Now it makes sense.

I had no idea she did porn until discovering this thread last night (since I only look at Patreons of good artists). But it makes sense. She wears her insecurity and fear of irrelevancy on her sleeve and made her entire identity based on popular Reddit opinions. Like... I'd give her the benefit of the doubt that this is some "seize unclaimed territory" business strategy, but she does not display that level of intelligence. There is no forward-thinking in her online persona or art. Almost kinda sad.

Anyway, Pizzacake's comics are stupid and her art is ugly.

I pray to God her kids don't have to deal with any fallout brought about by her retardation.
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I wanted to bring this up again because I feel it is almost an exact bullseye of Ellen. I also boldfaced the best part IMO. This really hits the nail on the head.

I knew there was something about Ellen that uniquely irritated me. It’s because she is Reddit personified. Now that may sound scary, but as we have seen, it’s just pathetic.
 
"puppymafia" - proto Ellen Reddit account
Its nothing too noteworthy, just a bunch of cookie-cutter ramblings from a 25y/o on the internet in 2012. Most posts link to offsite image hosts or "meme creators", these links have since mostly expired.
https://reddit.com/user/puppymafia (A)
posts archive: https://arctic-shift.photon-reddit.com/search?fun=posts_search&author=puppymafia&limit=100&sort=desc
comment archive: https://arctic-shift.photon-reddit...._search&author=puppymafia&limit=100&sort=desc

I cba to look trough everything. There was this comment which links to imgur, its a picture of a medical bill for a "3 hr trip to the ER with no insurance". Health insurance is Reddits favorite.
http://imgur.com/pSh2c (A)

How do you end up here?
The Despitethevirus YouTube channel features videos with early art by Ellen. When looking for mentions of these videos online you end up here
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puppymafia also links to a (dead) imageshack account which is registered to the e_woodbury email
https://imageshack.com/user/puppymafia (A)


B O N U S
There is something really fucky going on with the viewcount on the despitethevirus youtube channel.
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Their first video has over 9 million views. They even brag about it on Xitter. Their next video(s) all have less then 5k viewers. I can't find any hints that this was some sleeper 2014 hit. 9 million views in 2014 was pretty huge 🤔
 
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