Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[Pat Fried Rice]

This is honestly the most batshit thing about the whole presentation. Not the "take a motel and give it to me". Not "lithium miners need whores". The "I could open this shit in 45 days or less" from the guy who can't mail a document given 6 months.

This is what gets me. It looks like the property he was talking about is dilapidated and in serious need of repair. Motels like that have very thin insulation between walls, and I’m sure the patrons don’t want to hear the moans of every other whoremonger in the place. Not to mention plumbing, structural issues, etc. The permits and inspections alone look like they’d take at least a month to get through, and that’s not mentioning repairs. Is the drooling retard gonna do them himself? Better invest in a good mask so gypsum dust doesn’t get in your gaping maw, stupid. I wouldn’t trust Russ to hang a poster, much less do actual repair work.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Don't think its wise for Hardin to be on MATI.

I think he's talking about Rekieta. Remember that Rekieta used to do the "Greerstreams."

Yeah I meant Rekieta, the way he and Sriracha used to light him up reading the book was pretty great, but unfortunately Rekieta died in a tragic butter dish accident years ago.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

If you send some nice flowers she can put in the office, I don't think that would be a problem. Then everyone gets to enjoy them so it isn't a "gift" in the traditional sense. That's how we deal with "gifts" in the medical world, if you get anything in a way you can't return it (it was shipped, no return address, it was a delivery [like flowers]) you just put it out for the entire office.

No, this is all absolutely a terrible idea. Bad look, bad practice. And it puts her in an uncomfortable position, at a minimum. She wasn't doing anyone a favor; she was doing her job. A public servant doing her job does not need that kind of potential hassle. And have you people forgotten who is the plaintiff here?

And yes, plenty of places have rules about sharing gifts but it's a terrible idea.

And jfc in the middle of active litigation.

 

[CansOfCant]

"Noth meee, fehhhow Wihheuhhcans, uhssss."

 

[Sneed Force One]

I have to believe Greer (maybe subconsciously) knows this case is dead. I hope Josh can get dismissed with prejudice so shitlips can fuck off for the foreseeable future.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I dunno, have you seen the property prices in rural NV?

They're a hell of a lot more expensive than I'd expect them to be. Even if you've got 20 acres of sagebrush and bugs, $300k for a 40 year old trailer? I don't think so!

Ok, Waylon, do you REALLY want to be associated with Russell Greer?

They're also property managers, which ensures they're just as vile as Rusty Jowls is.

Maybe the town will just vote to ban prostitution specifically so Greer never shows up there again. They seem happy with there being no brothels in town and the nearest active brothels being in Reno or Battle Mountain.

Comedy "Lovelock" option. I still think around Elko or Fernley would be the best bet - but people with deeper pockets than Greer aren't gonna get their way, either, unless they grease a lot of palms.

 

[Pee Cola]

Don't think its wise for Hardin to be on MATI. The Farms' lawyer needs to have some degree of professional separation from the client. It could also come very close to being a breach of professional ethics. Not entirely, but it does create impropriety.

Null has gone to great lengths to keep MATI and KF separate from one another, which is why he can't convert a chatter's $20+ MATI superberry into T&H for them here on the Farms.

Hardin is also an integral part of USIPS; a serious organisation that's at the front line of defending what's left of the capital-I Internet. imo Bringing him into a weekly lolcow drama stream risks damaging Hardin's brand, as well as that of USIPS.

@Potentially Criminal is a way better option for the eventual Greer v. Moon lolsuit postmortem. He's been following the case for a long time, he's an active KF user and he has the qualifications/experience to pick through the wreckage.

I think he's talking about Rekieta. Remember that Rekieta used to do the "Greerstreams."

That was my first thought as well, but I get why @mindlessobserver's mind jumped straight over to Hardin. Those of us who saw him during the Zoom hearing can confirm he's articulate, intelligent and he knows his shit.

 

[BoomerPrime]

I have to believe Greer (maybe subconsciously) knows this case is dead. I hope Josh can get dismissed with prejudice so shitlips can fuck off for the foreseeable future.

Not the foreseeable future. Permanently. I'm sure Null and Hardin have a plan, but if all the fuckery this drooling faggot has pulled in this case (hell, just the last week!) isn't grounds enough to get him labeled vexatious, I don't know what would be. He should be told to fuck off by the Court system in general unless an actual Judge signs his permission slip to sue anyone in the future.

 

[obsdj]

I have to believe Greer (maybe subconsciously) knows this case is dead.

He has been trying to get Null to settle for a long time. Greer is well aware he can't win this. He's the guy with a thousand pounds of canaries in a truck that can only hold 500 pounds, thinking if he can just keep half of them flying the whole time he can avoid crashing out.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

This week has been solid gold in the Greersphere.

Winnemucca: if you're a hooker or miner, you'd be home by now.

 

[jerkstore]

i am finally caught up. russell’s fucking around with this RO application is making me double down on the fact that there is shit in the application he absolutely does not want the court to see.

important (but maybe retarded question, idk) question: are RO applications in utah automatically sealed? or is this something the cocksnot greer requested himself and is now biting him in the ass? it seems to me that if it was automatically sealed or if the applicant requested it to be sealed, they could still get access to it without a notarized letter. whole thing seems weird af.

edit: i say this because the RO denial was accessible. weird that the application itself has a chastity belt, unless i’m just missing something completely

 

[HTTP Error 404]

i am finally caught up. russell’s fucking around with this RO application is making me double down on the fact that there is shit in the application he absolutely does not want the court to see.

important (but maybe retarded question, idk) question: are RO applications in utah automatically sealed? or is this something the cocksnot greer requested himself and is now biting him in the ass? it seems to me that if it was automatically sealed or if the applicant requested it to be sealed, they could still get access to it without a notarized letter. whole thing seems weird af.

edit: i say this because the RO denial was accessible. weird that the application itself has a chastity belt, unless i’m just missing something completely

If he blatantly lied in the RO, would that be a crime? Would Null have grounds to do anything in retaliation? Would it be better for Russface if he just ate the penalty for not turning it over if turning it over opened him up to a big fat defamation or harassment suit from Null?

 

[Account]

Greer is trying to file in forma jesteris. His filings are so entertaining that the Defendant must pay the filing fees. This even applies to confidential filings like the restraining order application.

 

[thegunbuilderguy]

I just had the funniest idea.

God DAMNIIIIIT
(In KingCobraJFS' voice)

Crazy fucking day and now even UM starts hyping up everyone while it feels we're on the home stretch

 

[jerkstore]

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God DAMNIIIIIT
(In KingCobraJFS' voice)

Crazy fucking day and now even UM starts hyping up everyone while it feels we're on the home stretch

UM would not do that if there wasn’t a good, potentially deliverable reason. keep the faith.

mobilefag here, so i am not even gonna try to deal with screenshotting, but based on my own research, greer would have had to apply in utah for a civil stalking injunction. these are the requirements: https://www.utcourts.gov/en/self-help/categories/protect-order/civil-stalking.html

edit: sorry for double post! mods please fix. legit thought someone else would have posted again before i did.

 

[BoomerPrime]

mobilefag here, so i am not even gonna try to deal with screenshotting, but based on my own research, greer would have had to apply in utah for a civil stalking injunction. these are the requirements: https://www.utcourts.gov/en/self-help/categories/protect-order/civil-stalking.html

Kiwi Bros, it might be over. Shitlips totally has everything he needs to file against Jersh. Aside from the forms (and we all know how good he is at reading those and following instructions), he's got everything else:

• Proof of stalking, this can include:
  
  • Police reports - That'll be coming any day now, Buddy Boy!
  • Statements from witnesses - Paging Steve Taylor
  • Audio or video tapes
  • Photos - Do Hitler pictures count?
  • Letters - Here are all the totally-real-and-definitely-from-real-KF-users emails I've gotten, calling me names!

It's totally joever, guys.

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

mobilefag here, so i am not even gonna try to deal with screenshotting, but based on my own research, greer would have had to apply in utah for a civil stalking injunction. these are the requirements: https://www.utcourts.gov/en/self-help/categories/protect-order/civil-stalking.html

edit: sorry for double post! mods please fix. legit thought someone else would have posted again before i did.

Unsurprisingly Hardin's conduct not only fails to meet the given definition of stalking but is explicitly protected as a "legitimate official or business purpose".

 

[RodgerDodger]

Wow! Just looking at Greers filing today... that's actual civil contempt. He's literally pissing on the Judges orders while declaring it's irrelevant. And wanting $15 from the defendant.

Bennet is not going to be sober enough to rule on this by Monday. What are the odds that Bennet demands Greer appear in front of him in person to show cause why he should not be held in civil contempt?

Kudos to Null and Hardin for playing the adults in the room and suggesting they would be fine with another 2 weeks. But I am doubtful the Judge will go for it.

Has Greer developed a Galaxy Gas habit while living in his car? Or is it just the steady buildup of Carbon Monoxide.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

UM would not do that if there wasn’t a good, potentially deliverable reason. keep the faith.

Yes, but I'm not gonna see if my idea bore any fruit until like mid next week.

 

[Null]

The court transcript of the call is $34 and I'm not sharing it. But if anyone happens to buy it, you can help out with a fun scavenger hunt.

It's ambiguous because of the timezones, but as Nevada is in Pacific, and Utah is in Mountain, Nevada timestamps are 1 hour behind Utah. So, if your important hearing is at 1pm, that would be 12pm in Nevada. When a district in Nevada answers a records request and the timezones are 12pm, it would stand to reason that is 1pm in Utah.

So, here's the game: listen to the court recording and listen for noises or instances of Greer being distracted around the time these emails are being sent and received.

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