>Utterly bizarre psyop about Qatar being more insidious and involved in America than Israel hits social media for like a week then evaporates
>Israel publicly (outside of the T.V.) blunders two sabotage operations targeting high level American officials back to back
>America starts working with Qatar more closely than ever before to the point of receiving a serious/dangerous gift and conducting operations together in a third country
What the fuck is going on behind the scenes, I need the tell-all biography that'll come out in 30 years now.
rothschilds bow to tamim ibn hamad al thani
in contact with aliens
rumoured to possess psychic abilities
control the middle east with an iron fist
own castles and banks all over the world
direct descendant of secret son of muhammed, true heirs of the caliphate
will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Tamimiville will be be the first city)
own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
first designer babies will be al thani Babies
all members of family said to have 200+ IQ
ancient lost quranic texts tell of the one true sayyid who will unite the ummah, the jews and christians as the one true messiah and bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
You likely have tiny Thanidroids inside you right now
The Al Thani are in regular communication with the Archangels Mika'il (Michael) and Jibrīl (Gabriel), forwarding the word of Allah to the Catholic Church
He became a Hafiz in under a week
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Qatar. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Zubara
The al thani will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love