💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing Redditor who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger cuck visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron in third person on REDDIT. Wife's bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Folgers Can]

Challenge: Calculate the total weight of all attendees at Hackamania.
My guess is somewhere between an adult Humpback Whale and a M1 Abrams.

>record scratch
>freeze frame
>Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.
>So I'm playing nickel slots at the Plaza after work, and this fatso walks up
>He says there's a comedy show starting and they need seat-fillers to make the place look sold out
>He says I just need to register to get a free ticket plus two free drinks, what a great deal!
>Oh god, what's that smell?
>Why am I getting texts from NAMBLA?
>WTF is a Balldo?

 

[Soapmore]

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>Why am I getting texts from NAMBLA?
>WTF is a Balldo?

> Who is Aaron and why am I looking at him in bed giving me sexy eyes?

 

[JamFlowMan]

If Melton is not currently hanging a bucket of pig blood over the stage don't think those pictures and texts were worth buddying up to Nick all this time. Can't speak for everyone but those texts make Aaron look like a dirtbag...which was my opinion of Aaron before seeing those texts.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

If Melton is not currently hanging a bucket of pig blood over the stage don't think those pictures and texts were worth buddying up to Nick all this time. Can't speak for everyone but those texts make Aaron look like a dirtbag...which was my opinion of Aaron before seeing those texts.

We all knew Aaron was Nick's gay boyfriend so it was nothing new.

 

[thebigdream]

If Melton is not currently hanging a bucket of pig blood over the stage don't think those pictures and texts were worth buddying up to Nick all this time. Can't speak for everyone but those texts make Aaron look like a dirtbag...which was my opinion of Aaron before seeing those texts.

That's what I don't get about these faggots, they act like they're doing a public service exposing Aaron's lies and hidden parts of his life. But if I see an awkward, balding middle-aged man with an autistic fixation on radio, I'm absolutely going to assume that he enjoys—if not cuckoldry—jerking off to feet, fart porn, anthropomorphic dragons, you name it... if anything, exposing these aspects of his life bring him down to earth because this is what life is like for a lot of losers out there. There is no detail about Aaron's life that has ever surprised me. The coaching saga in particular was hilarious because I know plenty of guys who would try and do the exact same thing for clout. That's not a national scandal. That's a normal thing people do to pump up their ego and social standing.

Nick tax: Nick is different in this regard. While I think many harboured suspicions that he was an awful lawyer and sub-par dad, there's no way to have foreseen how far his life would spiral.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Cuckisota is a failed state anyway but specific to Rekieta I have come to realize that the legal and specific to that the probation system is entirely set up to deal with sane people of average IQ. This is why niggers and Rekieta are useless when exposed to it. Rekieta is not sane or of average IQ. He is a midwit lunatic who not only won't keep to probation in spirit and requirements but has no conception of why he should. If you take a look at laws vs Rekieta he has ignored every law of G_d and man he has encountered for all of his recorded life. Always looking for the easy way, the lazy way or some way to evade work and responsibility. This escalated into flouting serious laws. And now on probation he is flouting that too. Just because he doesn't have a strict PO and a severe state apparatus watching over him doesn't mean he is honoring his probation. Far from it.
This gives me great optimism that we will indeed have a First Anniversary to remember with Rekieta.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I dunno if his accusation towards Zumock is true, but it strikes me that every fucking time Nick accuses somebody of doing x, he is butt buddies with somebody else who does x. Or, worse, does x himself.

Ah, of course, Rekieta doesn’t refrain from making these kinds of statements out of any principled stance. Principles, for him, are merely tools—a convenient “right to lean on others” when it suits his theatrics.

When it comes to going after people he dislikes, his sense of restraint vanishes entirely. He’ll hurl wild accusations of pedophilia, spread salacious rumors about people supposedly sending nudes, and dismiss the legal analyses of his peers as if his own record is spotless. It’s all part of the show.

And yet, he’ll keep cozy company with the likes of Melton and Vito, who’ve made their own share of eyebrow-raising comments about children. Meanwhile, his wife allegedly sends nudes to Aaron Imholte, and he’s hardly a paragon of sharp legal insight himself.

The man is a shallow performer, driven by a relentless need for validation. Every word, every insult, every self-righteous tirade is just another scene in the ongoing one-man production that is his ego. It’s all theater, and the audience is only there to feed his narcissistic cravings.

 

[LemonParty]

Nick's straight up confirmed them as true. He actually WAS gay for Aaron and fantasized about it with April.

I'm starting to feel bad about calling Nick gay without 100% knowing. Sure it was so glaringly obvious that a deaf, dumb, and blind child could have figured it out but we didn't yet have confirmation from the junkie's mouth. It feels like it cheapens new insults.

Let me start fresh; Nick you are a homosexual man who is sexually aroused by other men's penises and cum in, on, and around you. You also bug chase in gay orgy dungeons in Minneapolis.

 

[break these cuffs]

It also stands to reason that Nick has stories about Drexel too.

Drexel freely talked about how he dommed a much younger woman he went to Disney World with when she was a child. I've always assumed he has more skeletons than Niqqy.

 

[Oxyjen]

I know Nick had a stiffy while talking about Aaron's goo lapping, but I bet at least 50% of the sad fat men in the audience did too.

The audience:

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Simple. Aaron is the only person that ever managed to break out from Nick's control. Everyone else in Nick's life has been under his narcissistic control. His wife, his parents, everyone. Aaron was in the polycule, and was under Nick's influence, but ultimately managed to leave the situation because he realized how fucked up it all was. In a way, Aaron existing separate from Nick is a living testament to Nick's lack of control over the situation, so the greatest blow to Nick's ego and narcissism is Aaron. That is why Nick is so obsessed with Aaron. He believes that if he somehow 'destroys' Aaron, then he can retake control of their 'relationship'.

He's still goopnotized with goonosis. Even Ape seems addicted to the goobers taste.

Nick is still trying to remember if he ate Aaron's goo out of Ape's vagina or her chest. As soon as he remembers, he'll know what Aaron did.

 

[Captain Manning]

Drexel freely talked about how he dommed a much younger woman he went to Disney World with when she was a child. I've always assumed he has more skeletons than Niqqy.

He quite possibly does, and @Not Who You Think has documented a fair number of them.

I do think, if nothing else, he's way smarter than Nick though.

Even Juju is smarter than Nick because he does his "crossword puzzles" in such a way where it's not noticable when he streams.

Nick is basically double Y chromosome tier with his criminality and faggotry. When it comes time, if Minnesota is wanting for prison space, he should be sent to Fury 161.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Drexel could tell stories about Nick--as he has hinted to Meme Copium Josh, apparently.. Nick is not totally idiotic, and he already has a direct line to gaslight Drexel. I am also sure Drexel is used to this behaviour and has some residual liking for Nick. It also stands to reason that Nick has stories about Drexel too.

It would be so funny and make Drex so mad if Melton used a Nick AI voice to say "Drex ate my goo" in about 50 different ways. 'And for $5 Nick says "Drex ate my goo!!"' Drex may even kick Nick's ass for that just on principle.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

At this point, I assume he was actually stealing, or possibly just so incompetent (he has shown himself to be functionally innumerate) that he was randomly losing money by being too dumb to do his job.

This is basically his level of economic skill:
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Iirc he mentioned going against protocol multiple times and reopening accounts after they’d been overdrawn. It sounds like he was a retarded mark who lost the bank money by being “kind” with other peoples money.

I have no love for banks, but I do hate retards most of all. If you’ve ever worked with a retard you know what I am talking about. The type that are late to work and have to leave early and think they are being clever.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Might as well do this.

@ItsAaronIgnoreMe , did you eat Nick's goo off of April's chest?

If so, brother that's disgusting.

And let’s not forget it’s gay.

 

[Sneed Force One]

"TheLastFrontier" on Rumble has a snipe running, mostly preshow at the moment covering the brandishing fight yesterday.
The website Hackamania.live is not official as I wrongfully said before, it is in-fact designed by alogs to subvert the paypiggery, providing stream sources.
They have a DLive stream running now:

Today's iternary

As of this post, Karl, some neckheard and woman is talking for "The Creep-Off".
In about a hour and a half (6.30pm PDT), the main event is the NLO segment, expect the hardest Aaron alogging there.
I predict it will likely include a liveread of the written letter Aaron gave to April.

 

[Stiffy]

When is the promised "butter eating" contest?

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Not that any of this matters because his lazy PO won't do shit.

There’s still a chance that Nick will stumble back into his sex dungeon, and see the PO waiting for him with a trapper keeper.
“How was the trip, Balldoman? Looks like you had fun…”

 

[not william stenchever]

Your move Yugi boy but its already over

No, stalker child, it is you who will enjoy defeat.

 

[There She Glows]

When is the promised "butter eating" contest?

I kind of low key want to watch Lucy Tightbox stuff a butter stick down her pie hole. What day is the butter eating contest?

@Stiffy is a man on a mission.