💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Głosy: 40 9,9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Głosy: 14 3,5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Głosy: 12 3,0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Głosy: 192 47,5%
  • Continuance...

    Głosy: 146 36,1%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    404
  • Ankieta zamknięta .
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I have no idea why Nick thinks constantly reminding people about your…. Ménage-a-Trois is some epic own.
Nick seems to have developed a mental block where he logically accepts he fucked April but cannot grasp that the world knows Aaron fucked his wife.

Reminding people of April automatically invokes the opposite event. Yet in Nick's brain. This never happened.
 
I was playing ATS the other day and I think I found Rekieta's new numberplates. It is my sincere belief that they fit him much better than LAWPOPE. Nicky, if when you're reading this, please consider putting them on your balldomobile. As a bonus, they will surely provide you with some much-needed anonymity for your next brief visit to 7286 Highway 71 South in Willmar.
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In case the brain damage has become so severe you can't comprehend the joke, the joke is that you're a dull fucking cuck. Your entire identity has been destroyed, and now that is all you remain: a cuckold who is physically no longer able to produce a show that is entertaining through its own content. You have dreamed of making the show all about your own narcissistic self, and this dream has finally come true. Except, as is typically the case in these kinds of stories, it was not quite in the form you had imagined.

Now burn another bridge and amuse the onlookers with your self-destructive antics, you otherwise very dull cuck.

Sorry to be that guy, but it is indeed Chinese. The Japs were just the first one to call it that. They even use the characters usually used for foreign words:「ラーメン」

on topic though...no one is eating ramen at 4 AM unless they're high as shit, let's be real

That very article states in paragraph two that it was invented in the Chinatown of Yokohama. Not Peking or Shanghai. The Japanese wiki elaborates on that, explaining how a Japanese-owned Chinese restaurant had the idea in 1910. Even the chinks themselves call this dish "Japanese ramen." Whatever the ancient chinks referred to as "ramen" wasn't this elaborate construct of a dish, but simply a method of preparing noodles, making them long not by cutting the dough, but by stretching it.

Now, when people say ramen, is it an image of this kind that conjures up in your mind?
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Or is it this?
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I think the answer speaks for itself. The dish is Japanese, invented in Japan, while the noodles in it are prepared using a Chinese method, invented in China and brought to Japan by Chinese cooks. The fact that both are called ramen is confusing, but there we are.

I'm really hoping this whole debate joins the ranks of the tripod and such. They provide so much flavour to the thread.
 
Nick clears Aaron of cocaine use because, in typical Nick fashion, he is casting it as Aaron being a "pussy" for not doing blow. His diseased mind thinks that's the bigger failing.
This right here is why I honestly believe he's gonna get the LotY hat-trick.

Despite people warning him for a long time

Despite getting caught and being given severe consequences for his actions

he still holds onto these juvenile notions of his, refusing to ever examine the possible correlations between his choices and the misery his life has become.

I know this can just be chalked up to being basic narcissist behaviour but I'm continuously in awe of just how fucking retarded he is.
 
Speaking of...

Has anybody noticed that he HASN'T gone after Jim? I don't know if he's said thing one about Jim. Even though Jim was highly critical of him.

It's like he'll go after anybody he perceives as smaller or weaker than him, but he knows "Sweety Squad" will fuck up his shit.
Nick is only capable of punching down. That's a fact jack
 
Nick being cucked and his wife preferring the dick of another man is even more pathetic when you realize she had 5 kids with Nick. Not only is she very familiar with his cock by this point, but it also lead to her pushing out 5 urchins out of her cooch. You would think with a relationship like that, she would be set for life with her man like a lock and key, but then comes this random Joe who can pleasure her better AND is probably nicer to her as well and sweeps her off her feet while Nick can only watch and seethe(after he jerks off, of course). Actions speak louder than words, I can only imagine how her and Nick got along day to day before alcohol, drugs and swinging came into play.
 
Nick seems to generally be in denial and trying to use his lawyer skills to gaslight himself.

I don't think he understands just how fucked he is with a 5 year probation sentence as a drug addict. Drug addicts are retarded and often reoffend due to lack of impulse control and the severity of their addiction. I predict Nick will reoffend and he'll try some IRL gay ops with his PO.

He'll probably try to use his wife as some sort of sloppy bargaining chip with his PO. It does happen often that POs take bribes, fuck their parolees (especially female POs), and can be just as bad as the criminals they babysit.

I look forward to his next case.
 
Nitter

Nick continues his Ramen cope on Xitter. We totally believe you Nick. You totally wasn't caught texting in Fatrick MAPton's livechat for multiple hours beforehand.
I think he is implying she had the munchies after a night of hot sex... where he spent the whole night chatting with his NAMBLA buddies holding her hand while she was being fucked by someone else. I hope Hussein got some of that delicious lamen too to recover his strength.
 
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