🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Wodanaz]

Just here, shielding the albino like he was installed by Mr. Burns
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Okay yeah, he's Billy broken. Dumb fuck autist is sunk costing so hard.

Boo all you want, he's right. Everyone was on Team Karl until he lost and the coping turned into to lashing out in an instant.

Everyone was on Team Karl including me, because we were too retarded to realize what the lawsuit was about, because Good Guy Karl never spelled it out piece by piece in one of the two dozen videos he did over four years covering his own lawsuit. A boomer Australian judge corrected our retardation and we realized our mistake, revising our stances now that new information (to us) came to light. Forgive us for not paying attention to a 28 minute long video about Dark Souls where Karl sort of, maybe apologized, but not really, for two minutes at the end.
There are dozens of messages from Karl's discord showcasing how much of an obsessed psycho he was acting towards Billy, and the judge didn't even use them as evidence when he wrote up an entire essay on how obsessed Karl was/is.

 

[Gas Snake]

Boo all you want, he's right.

He's not right. The mentality that 'Billy Mitchell is the problem' is the primrose path that sent Karl to ruin.

As Karl loved to repeat so much, all this grief happened over 'some donkey kong records'. Unfortunately for the speedrunning community, they care about gay video game scores exactly as much as Billy does and could not take their own advice.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I am on the farms, I am always one of the good guys.
And fuck that guy for insinuating otherwise.

 

[Looney Troons]

Everyone was on Team Karl until he lost

Anyone with a brain knew Jobst was grifting. I watched his videos on Billy just to laugh at how brazen he was becoming, thinking he was some sort of infallible entity. Dude is eating crow (his wife eats bats so he’s probably used to it) and it is super satisfying to watch. Billy dogpiling him after waiting to be declared to winner of the suit makes it all the more sweeter.

The only people on Team Jobst were people who guzzle his boring slop down (people who do not have a brain).

 

[linchan]

Karl JUST




I gotta admit over time I started to like Billy in the heel wrestler kinda way

 

[Großmann]

Karl Jobst financial rehab plan:
1. Go to a park
2. Call the nearest black kid a nigger
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!

 

[Gas Snake]

Karl Jobst financial rehab plan:
1. Go to a park
2. Call the nearest black kid a nigger
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!

And how's he supposed to go to a park without turning to ash, genius?

 

[Seedling]

Just here, shielding the albino like he was installed by Mr. Burns
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Karl did everything in his power to obfuscate what the case was really about, because if everyone knew from the get go what it was about everyone would had told him to stop being a retard and apologize proper to avoid a loosing lawsuit.
This is entirely on Karl and people are right to be mad at him.
Its bizarre to me that despite all of the evidence coming to light Notch still sides with Karl, who would no doubt throw his ass under the bus if he needed to gain more favor with the speedtroons.
The only reason Karl is playing nice its because Notch paid 1/3rd of his legal fees and will probably pay the debt himself if he's sucking his dick this badly

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Karl lied. His bank account died.

 

[FiveStarAce]

 

[RodgerDodger]

How much is $1.8 mil AUS in actual real people money? Like $1000?

 

[Spaceman Spud]

If Notch pays off Karl's enormous debt I GUARANTEE you that Karl will throw Notch under the bus the very first second his tranny audience has a grievance with Notch again.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

If I buy enough hot sauces do you think the king would let me have the wife? She's kinda cute

 

[Seedling]

If Notch pays off Karl's enormous debt I GUARANTEE you that Karl will throw Notch under the bus the very first second his tranny audience has a grievance with Notch again.

If this turns out to be the beginning of Notch troll's remorse arc i can't wait, its gonna be so funny seeing him grovel for troons to no avail

 

[TheTourist]

If Notch pays off Karl's enormous debt I GUARANTEE you that Karl will throw Notch under the bus the very first second his tranny audience has a grievance with Notch again.

That's exactly why I want Notch to pay the whole thing off. It would be extremely entertaining.

 

[Mikoyan]

That's exactly why I want Notch to pay the whole thing off. It would be extremely entertaining.

And Billy will get something like a free restaurant reno out of it.

Keep in mind, Notch just paying off the debt makes his collections trivially easy. It's a good outcome for Billy, amusingly.

 

[Gas Snake]

If this turns out to be the beginning of Notch troll's remose act i can't wait, its gonna be so funny seeing him grovel for troons to no avail

It's hilarious because half the troons that hate Notch are probably too young to even remember why SJWs put a fatwa on him in the first place (lukewarm gamergate opinions)

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

How much is $1.8 mil AUS in actual real people money? Like $1000?

8,460,000 ¥

The future Australian currency.

 

[Sharpeteer]

How much is $1.8 mil AUS in actual real people money? Like $1000?

The price of a single kangaroo.

 

[Made In Wales]

The price of a single kangaroo.

At least more than a Bitcoin.