Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[Colon capital V]

I spent 12 hours slaving away at ChatGPT for you sir.

MELARYANS RISE UP

 

[Colorjak]

and even then, it was just a "thank you for doxxing this literal who now go to [DATA EXPUNGED] we have more people and good raids in there" message to scare off the people in the thread, nothing was posted on /pol/, and I am pretty sure that was the totenkike, as he alluded to this when he started blackmailing me on telegram, thou he cleans the chat every 3 seconds or so to prevent screenshots.
basically it was a failed falseflagging attempt to give an impression that the OP was actually a foodist.

when quote asked about the foodist ads over the email, I thought he referred to this failed falseflagging attempt, NOT the /pol/ spam that I wasn't even aware of until it got referenced in a wiki page through a link to the post in this thread.

werent ids enabled on that thread

the IDs were, but they are based on the IPs, not on integrity.wasm fingerprints

>inb4 lost kiwifarms account over nothing and the permabans were still not lifted back to march 6th 2026

like, I don't even care about being unbanned entirely, just the foodist claims getting debunked because the /pol/ spam did not come from me

and I want to set the record straight

 

[Tread Miller]

when quote asked about the foodist ads over the email, I thought he referred to this failed falseflagging attempt, NOT the /pol/ spam that I wasn't even aware of until it got referenced in a wiki page through a link to the post in this thread.

the IDs were, but they are based on the IPs, not on integrity.wasm fingerprints

>inb4 lost kiwifarms account over nothing and the permabans were still not lifted back to march 6th 2026

like, I don't even care about being unbanned entirely, just the foodist claims getting debunked because the /pol/ spam did not come from me

and I want to set the record straight

reported for quintuple posting

 

[Colorjak]

reported for quintuple posting

I don't care nigger, we don't have an edit button on our homesite

 

[Tread Miller]

I don't care nigger, we don't have an edit button on our homesite

reported for racial slurs

 

[C L E O]

We should collectively commit a Jonestown and drink the Kool-Aid when this thread hits 2000 pages.

 

[pilesthebeaver]

@aout I'm leaking. Help me.

 

[NuII's Clitty💦]

Jannies manually approving every post is vantablack brimstone and literally 1984.

Thankfully, Null no longer uses this thread as his personal shooting gallery ever since the 4chan hack, because he is terrified of the hacker known as Soyteen leaking all over Clittyfarms' outdated Gemforo code.

 

[Colorjak]

and I want to set the record straight

read the statements above and stop claiming that I am a foodist

 

[Catter]

I don't care nigger, we don't have an edit button on our homesite

reported for foodism

 

[Colorjak]

reported for foodism

The Sharty doesn't have an edit button under posts doe. Also, you fucking commissioned Niko diaper porn from some Malaysian the other day, so your opinion is discarded.

 

[pilesthebeaver]

The Sharty doesn't have an edit button under posts doe. Also, you fucking commissioned Niko diaper porn from some Malaysian the other day, so your opinion is discarded.

You're a foodist.

 

[Colorjak]

Not to mention countless instances of erotic role play on both soyjak.blog and the official sharty Counter-Strike server.

The Sharty doesn't have an edit button under posts doe. Also, you fucking commissioned Niko diaper porn from some Malaysian the other day, so your opinion is discarded.

You're a foodist.

because quote said so? listen, I don't do that shit, I have morals, I have some fucking morals in my head unlike those cybercriminals, which have NONE.

 

[Nome]

Factually untrue. Clittycels start leaking if you call them "cissies" or otherwise harm their unstable sense of masculinity

With you I genuinely cannot tell if this is the most elaborate degenerate LARP ever pulled by a chaste or if you're actually this severely porn-addicted. If you are the latter have you tried to quit before? I'm not gonna say some shit like "kys gooner" I js wanna what's going on here

 

[pilesthebeaver]

because quote said so? listen, I don't do that shit, I have morals, I have some fucking morals in my head unlike those cybercriminals, which have NONE.

I don't care what quote said. I said you're a foodist because you employ their tactics of accusing people like Catter of being reprehensible when you have absolutely no evidence of them being such. I don't like you and I'd wager a guess no one else does either. Go fuck yourself.

 

[Colorjak]

Not to mention countless instances of erotic role play on both soyjak.blog and the official sharty Counter-Strike server.

I do have screenshot evidence of that if anyone wants to look at what jimbo actually did

Spoiler: islamic

 

[aout]

when quote asked about the foodist ads over the email, I thought he referred to this failed falseflagging attempt, NOT the /pol/ spam that I wasn't even aware of until it got referenced in a wiki page through a link to the post in this thread.

bbc geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg

the IDs were, but they are based on the IPs, not on integrity.wasm fingerprints

>integrity.wasm
SOOT KUZ FROOT!!!!!!!!!!!! TOOK MY FUCKING KIDS WHEN I RAN INTEGRITY.WASM ON MY COMPUTER, I WENT ONTO THE SHARTY AND (((MADE A POST))) AND THEN INTEGRITY.JS RAN ON MY COMPUTER AND IT STARTED ACTING AS A STAGE 1 TROJAN VIRUS O ALGO AND THEN IT LAUNCHED THE PAYLOAD OR WHATEVER THAT MEANS AY CAMBODIA AND THEN INTEGRITY.WASM RAN AND IT GRABBED MY I PEE raisin KEEEEK MY COOKIES MY BANKING INFORMATION MY PASSWORDS MY SOYJAK COLLECTION MY GOON FOLDER MEDS! AND STARTED SPAMMING BBC ON MY SCREEN, THEN ORANGE COLORED MEN BROKE DOWN MY DOOR dead nigger of a door now keeeeek AND SEIZED ALL MY FUCKING DEVICES AND THEN I WAS TAKEN BY FROOT INTO AN OFFICE TO BE INTEROGATED O ALGO AND HE JUST CALLED ME A MEXICAN SPIC EVEN THOUGH MEXICO IS GERMANAIC AND AMERICANIC OR WHATEVER THAT MEANS BUT THEN I WENT TO MY MCDONALDS AND ATE A BURGER AND DRANK SOME SPRITE OR SOMETHING AND THEN THE SAME FUCKING ORANGE COLORED MEN THREW MY BURGER AND SPRITE ONTO THE GROUND OR SOMETHING AND STARTED BEATING THE FUCK OUT OF ME AND THEN THEY PUT A BAG OVER MY HEAD AND THREW ME IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH MY HANDS AND LEGS TIED UP AND TIED ME TO AN ELECTRIC CHAIR AND STUCK WEIRD THINGS IN MY BRAIN AND THEN THEY PLAYED @kuzburger's ESL VANTABLACK VOICEOVER OF Hot dog barks, nugget bites, pizza slices through the night, Taco spins, Burrito twirls, French fries dance with salty swirls. Chick-fil-A makes a moo sound, Coca-Cola bubbling 'round, Doughtnut spins in circle tight, Ketchup squirts with all its might. But there's one thing we all ask... What does the burger say? Nom-nom-nom-nom-nommy-nom! Chew-chew-chew-chew-chompy-chomp! Munch-munch-munch-munch-tasty-crunch! What does the burger say? Slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-soda-sip! Dip-dip-dip-dip-chip-to-dip! Chomp-chomp-chomp, burrito drop! What does the burger say? Grease on fries, buns in stac ks, Secret sauce on Big Mac snacks, Onion rings that start to hum, Everyone gets indigestion! The fast food knows it all, But no one can recal... What does the burger say? Nom-nom-nom-nom-nommy-nom! AND THEN THEY START PLAYING THE VIDEO AGAIN WHILE I GOT SHOCKED AT DIFFERENT VOLTAGES AND THEY KEPT POKING INTO MY BRAIN OR SOMETHING AND THEN THEY THREW ME ONTO THE STREET OR SOMETHING WHICH CAUSEDMY PANTS FALL OFF OR SOMETHING AND OPENED THE BBC THREAD ON /nate/ ON MY COMPUTER BECAUSE INTEGRITY.WASM IS A COMPUTER VIRUS OR WHATEVER THAT MEANS O ALGO

[MANDATORY POSTER CLITTY LEAKING FULL IMAGE EMBEDDED FOR MAXIMUM EFFECT]

 

[Catter]

I do have screenshot evidence of that if anyone wants to look at what jimbo actually did

Spoiler: islamic

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I'm not even jimbo I stole his name

 

[Colorjak]

HES DA FOODIST BECAUSE... BECAUSE HE JUST IS... OKAY?????

kys

 

[kuzzykuns]

Glad to see Froot’s been sending his best and brightest

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