💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Hateocracy]

I cant adequately describe to you what dreadful condition that home was in.

In direct opposition to being a drip-feeding tease, you should endeavour to do so. With alacrity.

 

[arc minsk]

Yes Tim still sponsors him too. Why? I don't know I don't think anyone actually watches ARCA do they?

tim does shit just because he has unlimited money and so he can say things to sound official. "we are a sponsor in NASCAR!". he's whatever the CONSOOMER version is of a business owner is for advertisement.

 

[TexOffender]

I cant adequately describe to you what dreadful condition that home was in.

How did it smell?

 

[Edward Teach]

tim does shit just because he has unlimited money and so he can say things to sound official. "we are a sponsor in NASCAR!". he's whatever the CONSOOMER version is of a business owner is for advertisement.

Isn't the money drying up though? Thought he had to lay a lot of people off recently.

 

[arc minsk]

Isn't the money drying up though? Thought he had to lay a lot of people off recently.

i mean he might make less money but he's wealthy beyond imagine. he has 3 solo channels with stats that look like this which have zero overhead because it's him reading 5 news articles a day, solo.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Why is the pathetic impotent pervert Crashalot even allowed to continue being a massive hazard in these races?

Tim Pool and his money are easily parted. This may be Crashalot's last year

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Hey Nick. We tread on you every day you noodly armed NIGGER. EVERY SINGLE DAY we stomp on your motherfucking face. Your pathetic "Don't tread on me" tattoo on your weak, sad little manorexic arm means NOTHING to us. We fuck your shit up EVERY DAY, and what can you do about it? I'll tell you.

NOTHING!

You weak little fucking fairy.

I am on the firm understanding that if Nick ever met more than 10 kiwis in one room, there would remain no cock left unsucked in it

 

[Soapmore]

... I just know nobody ever leaked those pictures.

... nobody yet.

 

[Father Balldo]

If I buy a shirt and everyone hates it, I quickly come to the conclusion that it's a shit shirt. I don't know why it would be different for tattoos.

Sunken Cost... You can easily throw away a T-Shirt, or donate it to charity to get rid of it. Not so much a tattoo.

Which is why I don't know why people get them in the first place, they are trash. They have long been associated with criminals, sailors and other ne'er-do-wells for a reason. And don't get me started on women with tattoos. Absolute slatternly.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

I cant adequately describe to you what dreadful condition that home was in.

I hope it still is the same way and his PO has to navigate over all manner of filth to put them in the right frame of mind for a visit with him

 

[Kosher Dill]

I cant adequately describe to you what dreadful condition that home was in.

And yet somehow I suspect the room with the weird and funny sex accessories was immaculate.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I have had the unfortunate privilege of cleaning hoarder shit, both in private life and work life. (At least I got paid decently for the second.) The smells, the mustiness, the not-quite-sure-if-it’s-food-or-clothing sour stench, literal piss jugs. Layers of human offal in a lasagna made in hell, slowly going back to the earth and reverting to a mineral state. There’s some serious PTSD there, lol.

Am I close?

In the past Nick has implied that Kayla was a hoarder or at least had hoarding tendencies in that he claimed that there was a large area dedicated to things she had bought.

he showed his kitchen multiple times during his coked out locals streams. it was covered in shit.

I think people talk too much about the kitchen and that "THERE'S SO MANY THINGS LEFT ON THE COUNTER!!!!" really undersells the state of the home. I would guess that's one of the cleaner parts of the property. According to the reports, the area around the kitchen, but out of frame when he streams, was at one point filled with clothes, for no particular reason. Nick had some weird story about doing laundry at the end of the school year or something.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Honestly Kiwi Farms should sponsor him so that every time he crashes both he and the site would win.

 

[MadStan]

Nick for the first time looks in a reflected vanity mirror and reveals the source of his troubles for the last few years.

 

[200MB]

Ngl, camelot should end it all.

It looks like he's trying to.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

And yet somehow I suspect the room with the weird and funny sex accessories was immaculate.

Name mayne shit was maculate like a mofugga

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I hope it still is the same way and his PO has to navigate over all manner of filth to put them in the right frame of mind for a visit with him

Rekieta hasn't changed his heart so if it isn't currently a pig sty it will revert to one all too soon. Bodycam will be a delight to view.
When is the last time Rekieta showed signs of life? A day? Has the PO already dropped the hammer on him after the pill popping?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Bodycam will be a delight to view.

I don't know if 'delight' is the word I would use...the only delight to be had will be the retarded excuses Nick will come up with as a cope for the (presumably) apocalyptic state of his home.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I don't know if 'delight' is the word I would use...the only delight to be had will be the retarded excuses Nick will come up with as a cope for the (presumably) apocalyptic state of his home.

Going from places in Asia to the hellscape of socialist Australia and soon back to the wilds of an urban sprawl, I still sometimes marvel at how a trust fund supported nobody like Rekieta can fill in so many bingo cards so quickly. The Silent Hill house, the horder house, the neglected kids, the kid testing positive for cocaine, the plastic surgery butchered wife, the mid girlfriend, the arrogance, the failure, the felony conviction, the potential for more charges.
It's genuinely hard to imagine looking at the edge of the map how in the fuck he ended up where he ended up.

 

[arc minsk]

Going from places in Asia to the hellscape of socialist Australia and soon back to the wilds of an urban sprawl, I still sometimes marvel at how a trust fund supported nobody like Rekieta can fill in so many bingo cards so quickly. The Silent Hill house, the horder house, the neglected kids, the kid testing positive for cocaine, the plastic surgery butchered wife, the mid girlfriend, the arrogance, the failure, the felony conviction, the potential for more charges.
It's genuinely hard to imagine looking at the edge of the map how in the fuck he ended up where he ended up.

if he gets sober or comes to his sense(s), in a few years he will be repeating most of the advice in this thread as his new philosophy on life as if he thought of it himself. in the wildfires of addiction and post sobriety it will take a long time for a guy's brain to settle right. especially someone as indignant as him on top of the live-fast-die-hard dweeb, college cheerleader, first girlfriend at 42, rockstar lifestyle enjoyer in a ford mustang.