💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Głosy: 40 9,9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Głosy: 14 3,5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Głosy: 12 3,0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Głosy: 192 47,5%
  • Continuance...

    Głosy: 146 36,1%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    404
  • Ankieta zamknięta .
When the chat of your favorite MAP streamer has turned against you and won't discuss semen guzzling with you anymore you turn to Elon's retarded AI and talk about gay cumplay with it instead.

Nick is really on the way out.
 
What the fuck is this unhinged retarded skeleton freak doing? This was posted 4 hours ago, it was around 1:45 am Minnesota time.
He's playing with an AI bot talking about his ex-boyfriend eating his semen at 2am.

Totally normal, traditional Christian dad behaviour.
Why is Nick up late arguing with an AI? Let's ask an AI:

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When the chat of your favorite MAP streamer has turned against you and won't discuss semen guzzling with you anymore you turn to Elon's retarded AI and talk about gay cumplay with it instead.

Nick is really on the way out.
Just remember that part of Nick's sentence is cognitive skills training.
Oh, but to be a fly on the wall during those sessions.
"What were you hoping to achieve by arguing with an AI?"
 
He had dozens of chances to pull up/hit the brakes/reverse course/however you want to phrase it. I was really hoping for it, for the family's sake.

So now, fuck it. I'll watch it all burn down.

This Summer, folks. The Balldoverse and the Dabbleverse are collapsing as they attempt to occupy the same space simultaneously. It's going to end in a quantum event, while orbiting bodies flame out or crumble to dust. I think we're already seeing pieces being put into place, and we'll get some blockbuster reveals during the climax.

This season is gonna be so lit.
 
He had dozens of chances to pull up/hit the brakes/reverse course/however you want to phrase it. I was really hoping for it, for the family's sake.

So now, fuck it. I'll watch it all burn down.

This Summer, folks. The Balldoverse and the Dabbleverse are collapsing as they attempt to occupy the same space simultaneously. It's going to end in a quantum event, while orbiting bodies flame out or crumble to dust. I think we're already seeing pieces being put into place, and we'll get some blockbuster reveals during the climax.

This season is gonna be so lit.
I hope there is a MAPton alog brave enough to call Nick a cuckold on stage at NAMbLAcon.
 
'Seek, obtain, or maintain gainful employment' are standard probation/parole conditions.
I'm actually curious how that's defined, because if being a streamer counts then idk why anybody couldn't just pay for a business license and pretend to work to get around it. Then again, if it's anything like welfare, all you have to do to "seek employment" is just apply for a job every week or two. You don't even have to accept an offer, you can turn it down, and it still counts.
 
I'm actually curious how that's defined, because if being a streamer counts then idk why anybody couldn't just pay for a business license and pretend to work to get around it. Then again, if it's anything like welfare, all you have to do to "seek employment" is just apply for a job every week or two. You don't even have to accept an offer, you can turn it down, and it still counts.
Nigga, I bolded, and italicized the important bit.

It has to be 'gainful' work, that caused someone else to pay money.
 
Sorry if Wyświetl załącznik 7265470 but is anyone autistic enough to figure out what on earth that spooky window decal is even supposed to be? It's hard to tell if it's something culty or just something nerdy, but whatever it is looks damned weird for a central Minnesota farm girl's truck:

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It looks vaguely like the Punisher logo, but could also be some weird skull and braid viking. April seems to like the neo-Pagan Nordic aesthetic.

Sorry to double post but now he’s talking about Tennessee strip clubs, and that he wanted to buy some piece of art that was painted on the strippers taints but lady rackets said no.

To clarify, it was painted with their buttocks on paper. Nice would not have stopped if he could have bought it and kept it on the skin.

Most Christians learn about Jesus dying for their sins and decide, "wow, I need to try to live the best life that I can in order to be worthy of such an incredible gift."
Nick learned about it and went, "sweet, I get a free pass to do whatever I want!"

There is a whole 3 chapters of Romans that explains how the Romans tucked this up and why it was bad.

Nick contemplated moving to TN but said Kayla probably wouldn't want to; the wording seemed like they may be considering a move, somewhere.

I believe we will see a move, eventually if the social outlook does not improve. Before, Kayla was too tied to her family, but if there is stress there, Nick might convince her to make the jump.
 
Recently one of his daughters could be heard crying in the background of his stream because her sister called her fat. (All five of the children are extremely thin and small for their ages.) Nick laughed and said something to the effect that being called fat will help her avoid gaining weight. He’s a shitty, abusive father.
He is still starving them?! I hope Nick gets raped to death in jail. God damn this demon!
 
Not while he’s snorting Adderall.
On that topic (I didn't include in the Read summary bc I find it boring):
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He then chatted at least 3x to people about how disgusting he felt at his higher weight (before drugs). The dysmorphia is real. The man is, what, 6'2"? He ate almost continually during the steam yesterday.

There's a meme for this.
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Is Nick sharing super chat money with Branca or are they both live streaming on their own channel at the same time?
The latter, but they're boomering the Streamlabs multi-streamer capability. Branca abruptly ended the stream yesterday when Nick was prepared to continue. Also, they seem to think only two people at once can be on at the same time (hence Nick and Branca).

Totally untrue. For Jeff/LegalVice's memorial, at least 4-5 people were "dual streaming" (or whatever it's called) onto the same stream while maintaining their own chats and Superchats. (Maybe the issue is because Branca and Nick also stream to Rumble. I dunno.)

Wasn't Kayla also just laughing in the kitchen at the the crying girls comment, or is my brain full of galaxy gas from trying to listen cuck pope for more than 2 minutes?
She was. Her parenting (off-screen, we could hear her) wasn't horrible. She acknowledged her daughter's upset, told her that her sister should not have said that, and told her that she isn't fat and is fine just the way she is. That's when Nick chimed in with the fat comment. (It felt a tad performative. Kayla knew we could hear her. Nevertheless, her words were good.)
 
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Imagine Nick's PO declaring streaming isn't gainful because his donations hit below minimum wage :story:
They only care about the income total, when the criminal owes people money. It's more 'idle hands are a devil's playground' when it comes to financially stable criminals.

I've seen judges say 'That's a joke, the X restaurant(whatever one they last saw with a help wanted sign) is paying 12+ an hour, and you owe restitution! Get a better job now.'
 
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