💪 Tough Guys Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Alex Hogendorp]

Looks like Alex has finally figured out how to hide his online status.

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You're not slick @Alex Hogendorp, come here.

*rapes you and eats your poo*

 

[Spectate]

*rapes you and eats your poo*

Welcome back Alex, how was timeout?

 

[PaperRoads]

*rapes you and eats your poo*

Ew, why do you want to eat my poo? What is it with you and your fascination with farts and shits?

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Welcome back Alex, how was timeout?

It was fantastic. I really had a chance to reflect on all the fucked up stuff I've been yanking my fat hairy cock to. I've decided that I'm going to quit looking at porn and try to get a job so I'm no longer a worthless parasite.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Saved for posterity.

(A)

 

[Spectate]

It was fantastic. I really had a chance to reflect on all the fucked up stuff I've been yanking my fat hairy cock to. I've decided that I'm going to quit looking at porn and try to get a job so I'm no longer a worthless parasite.

Make sure to post here every time your applications get denied, I'm sure background checks are going to be real fun for you.

 

[rel=alternate]

It was fantastic. I really had a chance to reflect on all the fucked up stuff I've been yanking my fat hairy cock to. I've decided that I'm going to quit looking at porn and try to get a job so I'm no longer a worthless parasite.

Yes, seems like you're on track to better your life. Posting in your fucking thread after making a whole song and dance about quitting the Internet.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

btw @Bargain Bin Laden is like the coolest user ever and null should seriously consider unbanning him.

 

[Maki Harukawa]

*rapes you and eats your poo*

Keep your roleplaying to DeviantArt, thank you.

 

[Count Grishnackh]

btw @Bargain Bin Laden is like the coolest user ever and null should seriously consider unbanning him.

 

[PaperRoads]

@Alex Hogendorp, can you bring back Funky The Clown?

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Keep your roleplaying to DeviantArt, thank you.

This thread is officially my personal erp dm chain.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

This thread is officially my personal erp dm chain.

Who are you even roleplaying as? A fat autistic canuck who lives with his parents?

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

*sniffs @Toji Suzuhara's musky asshole, licks @PaperRoads' sweaty taint and balls*

*kisses @Count Grishnackh with @PaperRoads ball sweat still on my lips*

 

[PaperRoads]

*Kills @Alex Hogendorp with a Shotgun*

 

[lil chuddy]

nigga

 

[Count Grishnackh]

*sniffs @Toji Suzuhara's musky asshole, licks @PaperRoads' sweaty taint and balls*

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

*sniffs @Toji Suzuhara's musky asshole, licks @PaperRoads' sweaty taint and balls*

Honestly you saying this while having your facedox as your pfp is hilarious. Imagine your job interviewer googling your name and finding this on page one

 

[Count Grishnackh]

Honestly you saying this while having your facedox as your pfp is hilarious. Imagine your job interviewer googling your name and finding this on page one

Lest we forget, he's too retarded to work.

 

[Sandnigger]

*rapes you and eats your poo*

Will this be a new random text?

Edit: should have refreshed before posting wtf is wrong with you.