💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[AnOminous]

I am genuinely curious if he'll actually serve his sentence. I have no doubt he'll get busted during his probation as he is a hardcore addict and raging narcissist, but will it matter? I consider it a real possibility that he'll get caught, more than once, and the courts will just say "eh, fuck it. You don't have to go to jail. Just a prank, bro." Hope not, because his smug levels would tear a hole in the fabric of reality.

They usually let it slide a couple times rather than instantly violate you. This is probably true even for Nick although he's at a somewhat higher chance of getting treated more harshly. If he just repeatedly pisses hot (and they will test him more often after he does once), eventually they'll lose patience. At that point they might throw inpatient rehab at him. If he fucks that up once or twice, then they may outright violate him.

BossmanJack is an example of how they slowly ratchet up the consequences.

Nick might even get less slack. They have broad discretion in how to handle these things, but are generally lenient at least a couple times. Addicts are expected to fuck up.

Also we had a few people do guidelines analysis and only a couple people were saying anything remotely like five years probation. Barnes and Frei are utter clownshoes lolyers who have been wrong about fucking everything since the beginning and are acting like this is some big win. It isn't. Short of a deviation upwards of guidelines it couldn't have ended any worse for Nick.

Judges don't often do that because an upwards deviation requires a written justification based on facts in the record, and is subject to appeal. Meanwhile, a guidelines sentence is almost always going to be upheld.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

I predict Nick's mystery sex toy cupboard has strap ons for Nicks backdoor play. Maybe something involving Daddy themed play for Qayla too. Maybe Nick dressed up as Dan in some weird fucked up way.
I dunno. They're both sickos who can't look after their unwanted kids anyways. I don't care what they do in the bedroom as long as the children are not involved in any way. As that would make me MATI as hell

 

[AnOminous]

Naw, Minnesota is soft on drugs, yet Nick still walked himself into a probation length more than twice what almost everyone thought and wants to call it a victory? Heh!

It's not even the cushy never-even-see-a-PO probation you'd usually get on a first time drug offense, it's the dudes come to your house whenever they feel like it and make you whip your dick out right then and there.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

it's the dudes come to your house whenever they feel like it and make you whip your dick out right then and there.

That is kind of the probation he probably wanted.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick and Kayla would travel with an entire suitcase full of sex toys dubbed "the field kit". This has come up a few times, notably during their visit to Hedonism II in 2022.

In it, Nick alluded to the proverbial real story on why he has scrambled to keep the bodycam footage under wraps, not exclusively because it shows the squalor in which his family lived, but also because it shows a certain Cupboard of Horrors that Drex was probably referring to:

As Nick bragged about his "field kit" and his love of purchasing items to add to the "kit" repeatedly and with no prompting including in circumstances where he had guests on who were visibly uncomfortable. I think it's safe to guarantee that this is not the "real story" as to why he doesn't want the footage out and in fact having an excuse to release that to the public wouldn't be undesirable to him.

They usually let it slide a couple times rather than instantly violate you. This is probably true even for Nick although he's at a somewhat higher chance of getting treated more harshly. If he just repeatedly pisses hot (and they will test him more often after he does once), eventually they'll lose patience. At that point they might throw inpatient rehab at him. If he fucks that up once or twice, then they may outright violate him.

BossmanJack is an example of how they slowly ratchet up the consequences.

Do they even need a violation for the 30 days? The 30 days is a probation condition, not a suspended sentence. My reading was it's a judgment call on the PO's part come August.

Insane that Nick isn't taking responsibility. This dude is going to struggle on probation. I think he thinks he's a manipulative fuck, but he's not.

Nick is the smartest guy in the entire county. He'll be fine.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Seems Rekieta may spend his remaining months in the obsessive drinking / vicious circles phase because he is recalcitrant and mentally ill. Which means most likely the legal system will step in.

 

[AnOminous]

Do they even need a violation for the 30 days? The 30 days is a probation condition, not a suspended sentence. My reading was it's a judgment call on the PO's part come August.

It certainly reads like they don't. I'm not sure why they wouldn't but his streaming would be one reason if he doesn't test hot before then. I'm basing that on the general legal principle that "may" is permissive unlike "shall" which is mandatory.

I'm not sure what is actual practice in Minnesota, but I'd imagine it's generally customary to carry through with a deferral like that if it's granted. I think they want a little wiggle room if some faggot like Nick is "technically" obeying the rules but still fucking up.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

I have no idea if it is even possible to archive youtube comments, but the DUI Guy has commented (and his comment is pinned as of this message) on the Rekieta stream from last night. DUI Guy says that he disowned Nick NOT because of the positive cocaine test, but because Nick wouldn't shut up. Nick says he accepts DUI Guy's apology.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

What I’ve taken away from Nick’s livestream were his comments about the negatives of taking drugs. Namely, that the only negatives were the legal consequences of getting caught.

This addict did not view going on drug binges while taking care of five children as a negative.

Thank the courts for the five years probation. That man will start using again once that period is over, if not before. Most of the children will be legal adults at that point and can escape that nightmare of a household. Judge Wentzell probably saved lives with that sentencing.

 

[Malaika]

"Apology accepted." What a smarmy and rather disrespectful response from Nick. Lmao if DUI guy accepts this smarmy twisting of what he said then he's a giga cuck.

 

[CarlosDangerr]

Typically an addict has to want to change for themselves before they can actually get clean and sober. Sure there are times someone gets clean to avoid a prison sentence, but usually the majority will fail due to the fact they still want to get high and fucked up.

 

[Sneed Force One]

"Apology accepted." What a smarmy and rather disrespectful response from Nick. Lmao if DUI guy accepts this smarmy twisting of what he said then he's a giga cuck.

Didn't Nick call DUI Guy unethical for withdrawing an offer of representation. I'd tell Nick to go fuck himself permanently.

I can foresee a trend of LawTubers cucking out and bending over back to Lord Balldo, especially if the old superchat income returns.

The Rate of Acceptance for drugging children will directly correlate with Jewish ancestry. That's why Good Lawgic, New York's debt-collecting kike was a constant fence-sitter.

 

[Vibralldo]

In his LOCALS stream the previous afternoon, he said that he wanted to get the error and swap rate statistics for the laboratory, but he never did. he claimed that mix-ups and false results happen all the time.

This makes ZERO sense. Error rates have to be statistically negligible, otherwise medical testing would be useless. They follow the same (or substantially similar) strict protocols to prevent this!

So what excuse are we on now?

1. 1 out of 5 test are a false positive
2. Cop touched her hair with a cocaine glove and her sweat metabolized it
3. The cleaning process "baked" cocaine into her hair
4. Aaron fed her cocaine
5. It isn't her hair, there was a mix-up

 

[Hateocracy]

Spoiler: Source

Found another interesting comment from Meme Copium, apologies again for not clipping but wanted it noted. If someone else beat me to it, apologies.

At timestamp 09:13:28:

"To be honest....to be honest, the stuff that Drex said wasn't that salacious. It was stuff you could probably assume BUT....I have talked to a second person. And they have said some pretty wild shit. Uhm, but like, I can't, like, the thing is, while the person who told me the wild shit verified their identity to me...they said something very very....tantamount to criminal. So I have to be very careful and I have to wait until the right moment to talk about it. Uhm...and especially because the clippers are out there, and the Farmers are out there--and I love the Farmers, theyre great--but we do know that Nick reads his Farms religiously."

At timestamp 09:20:30:

As an item separate from the above, Meme Copium indicates that the "favorite" daughter, the one who tested positive for cocaine, had a habit of sleeping in a closet possibly located under the stairs (likened to Harry Potter). He didn't imply she was ever forcibly placed in the closet or locked in the closet. It was gently implied she may have been encouraged to play in there--a sort of playroom for the kid(s)--when the Polycule would get up to shenanigans in the upstairs bedroom. Meme Copium also re-iterated he did not get this information from Drex OR Aaron, and that this mystery source did verify their identity to him. This mystery source is also the supplier of the "pretty bad" allegation specified above.

 

[Sneed Force One]

So what excuse are we on now?

1. Cop touched her hair with a cocaine glove and her sweat metabolized it
2. The cleaning process "baked" cocaine into her hair
3. Aaron fed her cocaine
4. It isn't her hair, there was a mix-up

He rotates it so people can't keep up as they break it down. It's intentional.

Spoiler: Source

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_jHE3yO3mGE

Found another interesting comment from Meme Copium, apologies again for not clipping but wanted it noted. If someone else beat me to it, apologies.

At timestamp 09:13:28:

"To be honest....to be honest, the stuff that Drex said wasn't that salacious. It was stuff you could probably assume BUT....I have talked to a second person. And they have said some pretty wild shit. Uhm, but like, I can't, like, the thing is, while the person who told me the wild shit verified their identity to me...they said something very very....tantamount to criminal. So I have to be very careful and I have to wait until the right moment to talk about it. Uhm...and especially because the clippers are out there, and the Farmers are out there--and I love the Farmers, theyre great--but we do know that Nick reads his Farms religiously."

At timestamp 09:20:30:

As an item separate from the above, Meme Copium indicates that the "favorite" daughter, the one who tested positive for cocaine, had a habit of sleeping in a closet possibly located under the stairs (likened to Harry Potter). He didn't imply she was ever forcibly placed in the closet or locked in the closet. It was gently implied she may have been encouraged to play in there--a sort of playroom for the kid(s)--when the Polycule would get up to shenanigans in the upstairs bedroom. Meme Copium also re-iterated he did not get this information from Drex OR Aaron, and that this mystery source did verify their identity to him. This mystery source is also the supplier of the "pretty bad" allegation specified above.

I'm so glad Balldo Season 2 is clearly underway.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

They usually let it slide a couple times rather than instantly violate you.

Provided you are personable, likeable and have a good relationship with the PO. If they think you're a piece of shit they'll violate you the first time you piss hot.

Ask me how I know.

 

[JamFlowMan]

I'm so glad Balldo Season 2 is clearly underway.

And the Minnesota government just renewed it for 5 more seasons.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

So what excuse are we on now?

1. Cop touched her hair with a cocaine glove and her sweat metabolized it
2. The cleaning process "baked" cocaine into her hair
3. Aaron fed her cocaine
4. It isn't her hair, there was a mix-up

5. 20% of all children would test positive.

He said something along those lines before.

 

[Niggernerd]

His white knights are running victory laps for some reason. The parasocial relationship is strong af.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

And the Minnesota government just renewed it for 5 more seasons.

What's season2 opening song?