💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Canard]

"I replaced all my hobbies with drugs"- Nick Rekieta, not a junkie.
He unironically went from Plastic Crack (warhammer) to acutal crack to galaxy gas/whippets.
in conclusion, Warhammer is a gateway drug. Just say no to 40k.

Well if you can afford 40k, you can afford coke...

Did he ever say he actually played the game?

 

[Red Frida]

Well if you can afford 40k, you can afford coke...

Did he ever say he actually played the game?

All of Nick's consumption is performative so of course he didn't play.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Address_Unknown.mp4

I like how you can just see him freeze the second he pulls it up and its the address he knows it to be. Then he realizes he has to try and come up with a convincing lie.
And of course he has to really stress home that he has NO IDEA who that could be... Totally not guys. No idea at all.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Did he ever say he actually played the game?

Ye, he even did a decent amount of warhammer things
painting stream with Sargon and HeelsvsBabyface

PKA

Arch

Metokour

 

[keke]

- Nick has a handwritten letter from Aaron where he admitted to all the bad things he had done. He had it, but no one knew he had it. He could have shown it at trial, and he implied it would have been very effective at discrediting Aaron. He still has it.

Aaron said on stream he left a letter for the Qover when he left giving them advice because he thought they were addicts. And this would all be shit Aaron has already taken accountability for, condemned his involvement, unlike Nick. He’s so obsessed with Aaron STILL

 

[Divine right to rule]

True. Kurt is a sad case. But to be completely fair, Kurt:

• h̶a̶s̶ a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ p̶r̶a̶c̶t̶i̶c̶e̶d̶ l̶a̶w̶ &̶ w̶o̶n̶ c̶a̶s̶e̶s̶. *
• isn't a crackhead.
• has never been a cuck (in fact, he probably never has touched a woman).
• accurately reports on the law.
• realizes Robert Barnes is a quack lawyer.
• didn't ruin the reputation of his family.

Kurt is a much better man than Nick in my book.
*Was a patent examiner according to LinkedIn. He did have a private firm I remember too, but that didn't seem to go anywhere. More relevant experience than Rekieta? You decide.

I watched Kurt's analysis of Illinois vs Allen during the Darrell Brooks case, the Nick stream of that trial was pretty fun back then btw, and it was very good.
So he might not be a practicing attorney, but he has a good grasp on the more academic and theoretical side of law.

 

[Clem Fandango]

Isn't patent law one of the most lucrative legal fields? How much money is Kurt making off YouTube. He must be a shit lawyer if that's better than his previous career.

Patent Examiner is not Patent Attorney. Patent Examiners are basically government employees for the USPTO, and while they probably do OK, they don't pull down lawyer amounts of money.

 

[Dave The Diver]

Aaron said on stream he left a letter for the Qover when he left giving them advice because he thought they were addicts. And this would all be shit Aaron has already taken accountability for, condemned his involvement, unlike Nick. He’s so obsessed with Aaron STILL

I guess Nick is obsessed because Aaron escaped the drugs/degeneracy and Nick still can't.

 

[not william stenchever]

I cannot fucking believe he's accused Dan Sletta of being inappropriate with his daughter. I'm going to take a long walk to process this.

If I were Dan Sletta I'd be taking a long length of iron to somewhere very specific but he's probably a better man than me.

 

[Niggernerd]

Nick was incredibly cruel regarding Kurt (Uncivil Law). Extreme bitch behavior! Oh and Megan Fox (not that one), was sucking Nick off in the chat.
Edit: Grammar

I should have taken a screenshot because someone called Megan out about her letter to the judge saying Nick helped suicidal people. He brought up dear john and she blocks him real quick lmfao

 

[Red Frida]

Patent Examiner is not Patent Attorney. Patent Examiners are basically government employees for the USPTO, and while they probably do OK, they don't pull down lawyer amounts of money.

Wouldn't a patent law office want an examiner to join their team? Why did he stream on YouTube instead?

 

[RaptInPlastic]

If I were Dan Sletta I'd be taking a long length of iron to somewhere very specific but he's probably a better man than me.

If I were Dan Sletta I might call myself MNPublicRecords and devastate Rekieta whenever he shows his dysgenic face...

 

[Sneed Force One]

I hope MNPublicRecords is Dan Sletta. Imagine being such a monstrous asshole that your father-in-law is your most powerful alog.

Such kino

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

Did this fucking moron really read his mistress' address on stream?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Im 60 pages behind and all I did was go to sleep after staying on top of the thread. I see we’re back to the good ol days

 

[Clem Fandango]

Wouldn't a patent law office want an examiner to join their team? Why did he stream on YouTube instead?

Honestly? Not really. In my experience law firms are generally not that impressed with ex-Examiners. Certainly not as impressed as you might initially think they would be.

There's several reasons. Firstly,(and maybe most importantly) Examiners are public sector creatures, used to cushy targets, minimal time pressure, working from home, being almost impossible to fire and so on. Are they going to be able to adapt to a very cutthroat career in the private sector after years of that?

Following on from that, being a lawyer is a people business. You will need to be able to communicate well with clients and other stakeholders - you will need to be likeable, since the client could always use a different lawyer if they stop liking you. Patent Examiner on the other hand, is quite isolated, solo work. They don't need to develop those skills, and actually can be complete misanthropes to their "clients" if they choose, with minimum repercussions.

Finally, just knowing the requirements to get a patent does not make you an expert on drafting and prosecuting patent applications. It's easy to criticise. But every patent application started out with a meeting with an inventor and a blank page. Nothing an Examiner does in their role demonstrates the ability to take that meeting and blank page and turn it into a legally enforceable monopoly right of useful scope.

BTW, all of the above are just general observations. I don't know Kurt at all and I've never even watched his streams. I'm just saying becoming a Patent Attorney after a stint as an Examiner isn't a given, although of course it does happen.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

The most preposterous part of the stream has been that color grading he's probably spent a week on to not make him look like a ghoul.

He looks like he’s in an episode of ‘00s Behind the Music. It’s really weird.

I guess Nick is obsessed because Aaron escaped the drugs/degeneracy and Nick still can't.

Not only escaped, but escaped mostly intact. Lost the BPD wife, but has a new girlfriend, same job, court case settled at cost of KNU, no probation or drug testing or jail time. Aaron’s not rootable but he sure BTFO Nick and the harem.

 

[BelUwUga]

Wouldn't a patent law office want an examiner to join their team? Why did he stream on YouTube instead?

So the only thing to take as gospel is the 14yrs, 11months in the position. Especially with government work you don't willingly leave that close to a nice even milestone. I vaguely recall he wanted some promotion within the office and didn't get it. This lead to an non-amicable exit and likely burned the kind of references that really help in private sector hiring.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

One thought has come to my mind.
I hope that whoever is assigned to Nick by the state for his CBT (or whatever it is) is made aware of Nick's livestreaming antics.
Wouldn't it be WEIRD and FUNNY for Nick to be forced to re-watch his greatest hits like "Hey John" and "Anime sucks....copeandsneed"
I don't envy whoever gets the job - getting Nick to admitting to any sort of character flaw will be akin to a Maoist struggle session.

 

[not william stenchever]

Every word that oozes out of Nick's mouth just makes me more and more certain that you simply cannot share a society with Libertarians.
He's so fucking childish. So fucking selfish. So short-sighted. He has no care or consideration for anyone else—not even his own fucking children.

Nick is enough to make someone like me go from "not all libertarians" to "actually, fuck libertarians, after reevaluating my politics I'd rather define myself a minarchist." My local government is fucking batshit and I'd like them to knock it off but fucking libertarians, man.