💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[AltisticRight]

I was gathering resources for a new shitpost.

That Hedonism II exhibitionist lewd photo was actually a staple of the resort. How fucking coombrained pornsick was this man?
I don't think it's NSFW requiring a spoiler, but report this if you think it should be.

Spoiler: Slightly NSFW

 

[ChromaQuack]

Is that better or worse than being Mad at the Internet?

One gets you debanked. The other gets you so thoroughly humiliated that you will become a shadow of your former self, lose nearly everything and slide down four standard deviations on the IQ scale. One makes you a trve Evropean cheese connoisseur. The other makes you use A5 Walmart wagyu sprinkled with Absheron saffron, Alba white truffles and Yartsa Gunbu mushrooms to create a plate of slop that is considered a war crime in every single nation in the world.

Safe to say I rather be MATI.

P U S S Y
F A G G O T / C U C K O L D
AFRAID OF THE SOBERING LIMELIGHT

Called it, he was going to go "PC BROKE CAN'T STREAM". Surprised he didn't blame MUH KEEEEEEEEEEEDZ on it.

I was gathering resources for a new shitpost.

: is it about tripods?

 

[not william stenchever]

I was gathering resources for a new shitpost.

That Hedonism II exhibitionist lewd photo was actually a staple of the resort. How fucking coombrained pornsick was this man?
I don't think it's NSFW requiring a spoiler, but report this if you think it should be.
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Nick taking a nude photo with his wife on the sign is emblematic of how he thinks he's a fucking galaxybrained ubermench. The only reason that it took so long for people to do the math was a baseline level of "while it's funny to joke about Nick taking his wife to Jamaica to get plowed by black bulls there's no way he actually did it". But how wrong we were. And then we found Ricardo and Romaine. And then he told us about the bastard abortion scam he fell for. He is constantly betrayed by his own genius.

 

[anionfarflung]

Calling it now - Nick will be the first documented case of a human overdosing on nitrous.

I know this has come up before, probably in this very thread, and I referenced the same anecdote as I am about to:
a few decades ago in the appartment complex I was living two college-aged kids were found dead with plastic bags over their heads. Since Nick is determined to be a dumb kid again I can see that happening to him.

How the fuck do you not alternate when there are two of you?

 

[ChromaQuack]

I know this has come up before, probably in this very thread, and I referenced the same anecdote as I am about to:
a few decades ago in the appartment complex I was living two college-aged kids were found dead with plastic bags over their heads. Since Nick is determined to be a dumb kid again I can see that happening to him.

How the fuck do you not alternate when there are two of you?

: You don't know shit about science. Air is 78% nitrogen so huffing galaxy gas is effectively like breathing in 78% air. I read 40 quora answers about this.

 

[break these cuffs]

How the fuck do you not alternate when there are two of you?

If you don't alternate then one of you doesn't have to be sober. Think about it.

 

[Scramble]

I know this has come up before, probably in this very thread, and I referenced the same anecdote as I am about to:
a few decades ago in the appartment complex I was living two college-aged kids were found dead with plastic bags over their heads. Since Nick is determined to be a dumb kid again I can see that happening to him.

How the fuck do you not alternate when there are two of you?

I hope he doesn't die of any kind of overdose, or even die young for any reason. I wish he could "get better," whatever that may be, but I don't have high hopes for that. My main concern is for the five children who depend on having parents who aren't under the influence of illegal drugs and who require parents who won't neglect them.
How neglected WERE those children? The bodycam footage would help answer that question.
Another concern is also over the damage that lawyers (and even former lawyers) like Nick do to the legal system. I'm still blown away that he allegedly accessed Aaron's online files (allegedly including confidential attorney-client communications) for so long.
If that's determined to be true, he should be disbarred.
For someone so clearly out of control, I think incarceration (in a jail or a prison) could be a good thing. At a minimum, the five-year probation sentence will keep the children on the radar of people who, presumably, are not high on nitrous, weed, coke, or any other illegal substance, so that will add a layer of protection for those five children, at least for the next five years.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Meme copium revealed that during the underwear parties in Nick's dormitory, Kayla wanted to see Drexel's dick, according to Drex.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Meme copium revealed that during the underwear parties in Nick's dormitory, Kayla wanted to see Drexel's dick, according to Drex.

Did Kayla hold Nick's hand while Drex "showed" it to Nick?

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Did Kayla hold Nick's hand while Drex "showed" it to Nick?

No other details were revealed. Copium is waiting for something before he talks about the info he got from Drex. I don't think Drex showed his Dick, judging by the way Copium was talking.
Also, there might be some Harry Potter related stuff in a cupboard.

 

[oh no im late for school]

: is it about tripods?

oh god not the tripods. that one guy was extremely adamant that you simply cannot place one on or in the sand

 

[Sloppa]

No other details were revealed. Copium is waiting for something before he talks about the info he got from Drex. I don't think Drex showed his Dick, judging by the way Copium was talking.
Also, there might be some Harry Potter related stuff in a cupboard

It will be "Funny & Weird", so I'm expecting a Harry Potter themed penis contraption.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Meme copium revealed that during the underwear parties in Nick's dormitory, Kayla wanted to see Drexel's dick, according to Drex.

Is there a clip of this? If true, this is sick AND shows that Drexel may really be totally done with Nick. He will need another token black friend.

 

[genericwhitemale]

So am I right in saying that he's a felon now? Does that mean he's no longer allowed to own any firearms for the rest of time or just until probation ends? Also should the description for this thread be changed from "legally a felonious, copyright cuck" to just something like "copyright cuck" and move the felon towards be one of the first things mentioned.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

So am I right in saying that he's a felon now? Does that mean he's no longer allowed to own any firearms for the rest of time or just until probation ends? Also should the description for this thread be changed from "legally a felonious, copyright cuck" to just something like "copyright cuck" and move the felon towards be one of the first things mentioned.

No, the felony charge is stayed.
He is in deferred adjudication, part of which is a 5 year probationary period that exists primarily to make sure he stays sober and does not relapse.

 

[oh no im late for school]

So am I right in saying that he's a felon now? Does that mean he's no longer allowed to own any firearms for the rest of time or just until probation ends? Also should the description for this thread be changed from "legally a felonious, copyright cuck" to just something like "copyright cuck" and move the felon towards be one of the first things mentioned.

only until probation ends, if he completes everything correctly, the charge is completely dismissed, no criminal record

 

[Sneed Force One]

Coming soon to a highway near you.
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[Sloppa]

I hope he doesn't die of any kind of overdose, or even die young for any reason. I wish he could "get better," whatever that may be, but I don't have high hopes for that. My main concern is for the five children who depend on having parents who aren't under the influence of illegal drugs and who require parents who won't neglect them.
How neglected WERE those children? The bodycam footage would help answer that question.
Another concern is also over the damage that lawyers (and even former lawyers) like Nick do to the legal system. I'm still blown away that he allegedly accessed Aaron's online files (allegedly including confidential attorney-client communications) for so long.
If that's determined to be true, he should be disbarred.
For someone so clearly out of control, I think incarceration (in a jail or a prison) could be a good thing. At a minimum, the five-year probation sentence will keep the children on the radar of people who, presumably, are not high on nitrous, weed, coke, or any other illegal substance, so that will add a layer of protection for those five children, at least for the next five years.

100% agree. Going by the average addict, he will have a string of relapses, end up breaking his probation numerous times and serving weeks or months in county lockup, until his family has enough, or the Judge has enough. Giving him a year or more of real time / forcing him to sign himself as a ward of his wife/parents and booking him in for a full term rehab course as a inpatient. In five years Nick will be: A: Dead, B: In Prison, C: living a radically changed life thanks to an intense rehab program or D: A miserable addict alienated from his family.

The ridiculous nonsense of the past year has achieved less than nothing (as we said it would), This time last year, nick's parents should have sat him and kayla down and laid down the law "six months rehab or no trustfund payments".

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

only until probation ends, if he completes everything correctly, the charge is completely dismissed, no criminal record

He is not a convicted felon. The charge is stayed.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

@Third World Aristocrat having issues quoting you on mobile, but thank you for the archive.

Them’s the tweets of an unrepentant man. (well, “man”)

I ran my scraper until November 5, 2023, so all tweets up to that date have been "screenshoted" at least. The screenshots total approximately 410 MB, so I can't simply upload them here.

Unfortunately, I archived this somewhat recently, so some tweets Nick is responding to (e.g., April tweets) don't appear inside the screenshots.

My code is a mess—I don’t really know how to code and used ChatGPT for assistance. However, it’s doing good work. I made it log all the tweets in this Google Sheet, which can be easily accessed for anyone interested: Link to the Google Sheet