💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Captain Manning]

One would think that if it were referencing what Sean stated publicly during his livestream, there would be no need to refer to him as "a source."

As Wil seems to have been in private DMs with Rekieta for some time, I believe Rekieta was probably confident that his great speech would lessen his sentence.

Maybe. I wouldn't doubt Nick told everybody that.

Either way, Wil is an idiot.

 

[Sunshine800]

My prediction is Nick coping with "As long as I'm sober until August I won't have to go to jail" then subtly indicate he will use hard after he avoids jail, and inevitably end up in jail when he gets randomly tested.

What will likely happen

 

[hesaback]

Yes, SCRAM is available in a full line of felonywear

I look forward to the story of how his mouthwash gave him a positive reading and how he has always washed his feet in aftershave.

 

[Niggernerd]

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Was "Hard work" and "prayer" the names for your cocaine bullet and cuck chair, Nick?

Nick really just thinks calling people fat constantly is an own rather than him being unable to say anything funny or original. Our stand up comedian everyone

 

[daniel day]

Lawyers can do very well in prison because the other inmates try to get free legal advice. I’m sure Nick would even be able to fuck that up by being his charming self.

yeah but nick isnt a lawyer right now. CAN he give legal advice? Isnt it against the law to advise people on what they should do legally if you dont actually have your license for whatever reason?

That opens up a different question. Do you think the jail would be willing to let cuckets get his license back with the schooling/whatever he has to be doing? That comeback would be so fucking smug hed immediately get hooked on crack and go to federal prison just to balance it out.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It seems almost certain that the way Rekieta views the reporting as "incorrect/incomplete" is that people are saying he is sentenced to 30 days in jail, which he is, just that the sentence "may be deferred if compliant with probation".

In his view, that "may" may as well be a "will". And probably he's adding "regardless" before "if" there in his mind, too. In his mind, he's won already. We've seen this before. This is how he operates in every circumstance, not just his criminal case, not just the civil case, but EVERYTHING. Remember how smug he got eating that single Dorito when Rumble, according to him, simply emailed him back offering to discuss a new deal?

I expect Nick to brag about how it will 100% be deferred and will never happen. And he will continue acting like a complete moron and not realizing his asshole behavior and demeanor are why this case has gone so badly for him from the start.

The message in sending him to Cognitive Life Skill Training is: "You are an amoral sociopath with no social skills and no ability to deal with your own life who is still having a problem understanding that you are guilty."

He must have really made an impression in the sentencing interview.

I wonder what percentage of JD holders have to do that training as part of probation?

The truly awesome thing is that despite all of Nick’s best thinking landing him with a custodial sentence and half a decade of probation, it will still never dawn on him that he’s the problem.

This show has many more seasons in its future.

It's stunning. How can he still not get it? He tried to blame his intelligence for what happened? WHAT?

 

[Vibralldo]

I like how Nick describing himself as "actually criminal" is in his drug-fried mind some kind of own.

He thinks he's owning Sean because Nick thinks he's more popular and can steal the (something)ly Criminal channel branding, but in reality he failed to learn that the courts have access to the Internet and will fuck you harder if you publicly make a mockery of them.

He has 30 days hanging over his head and now he's basically bragging that he's a convicted felon. He learned nothing, the courts will agree, and he WILL serve.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Wait—are you telling me that bragging about your kids, your donations, your driving habits, and your 11PM cooking sessions doesn’t demonstrate genuine remorse for financially fuelling America’s ever-worsening drug crisis? Nick is lucky to live in a blue state. Can you imagine if he did this in Texas or North Carolina?

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It seems almost certain that the way Rekieta views the reporting as "incorrect/incomplete" is that people are saying he is sentenced to 30 days in jail, which he is, just that the sentence "may be deferred if compliant with probation".

In his view, that "may" may as well be a "will". And probably he's adding "regardless" before "if" there in his mind, too. In his mind, he's won already. We've seen this before. This is how he operates in every circumstance, not just his criminal case, not just the civil case, but EVERYTHING. Remember how smug he got eating that single Dorito when Rumble, according to him, simply emailed him back offering to discuss a new deal?

I think your right on the money, Nick will use every semantic angle available to twist public perception. There is no room in his vocabulary for honest discussion or concession. He's not learned a thing. This junkie will relapse.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I have been sitting in lotus, meditating on the top of an ancient mountain peak, sending vibrations to the universe asking for the bodycam footage.
Glad to be of help.

 

[Meat Target]

Look, Nick is an arrogant son of a bitch. I think he went in there thinking he'd outsmart all of them, and when he left they were thinking "man, fuck this guy." This is the result.

This Vanessa woman said he told the judge "people tell me I'm smart". The judge was not impressed.

 

[Sunshine800]

I’m ready for the probation violation/ revocation hearing that will eventually happen.

 

[Flora Fox]

This Vanessa woman said he told the judge "people tell me I'm smart". The judge was not impressed.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1hztYpw-ZbI

He went full Sarah Boone.

 

[AltisticRight]

So, is he streaming today?

 

[Flora Fox]

Nick must have interviewed like shit at his PSI.

He probably Sean, SEAN, SEAN'd the investigator.

 

[Pelican Bones]

I guess we've circled back around to "you don't know the full story, I'll explain it on stream" again. The cope cycle keeps spinning.

 

[Vibralldo]

So, is he streaming today?

He says he is, so probably not.

 

[Gator_Aids]

So we gonna go with a classic for today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM&ab_channel=MonstercatInstinct

 

[AltisticRight]

He says he is, so probably not.
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Smart word games, actually criminal, the convicted felon that used to be a lawyer. Smart.
So sad he wasn't able to wordsmith himself out of county jail.

 

[hesaback]

I guess we've circled back around to "you don't know the full story, I'll explain it on stream" again. The cope cycle keeps spinning.

We don't need to know the full story, we know the facts.

 

[Sneed Force One]

He went full Sarah Boone.

No wonder Nick refuses to practise law. One of the most basic competencies for an attorney is the ability to read a room and adjust their strategy accordingly.
Nick does the opposite — he’s incapable of self-awareness or reflection. The concept of critique, let alone self-critique, is completely foreign to him.

Imagine spending an entire year grandstanding — accusing judges, police, and social workers of corruption and incompetence; glorifying drug use as if it's some bold rebellion; and insisting that his actions harmed no one, despite those very actions causing his children to be a cunt's hair away from being wards of the state instead of staying with the grandparents.
On top of that, he actively antagonised witnesses and may have even committed offences against them.

And after all that, he walks into court and says things like, “I've always been called smart by everyone”.
No — The State think you’re reckless, arrogant, and in desperate need of being buckbroken into a semi-acceptable person.