💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Głosy: 40 9,9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Głosy: 14 3,5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Głosy: 12 3,0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Głosy: 192 47,5%
  • Continuance...

    Głosy: 146 36,1%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    404
  • Ankieta zamknięta .
Mark my words: very quickly Nick will become the MOST POWERFUL advocate of kratom in Minnesota. He has to replace the bottle-shaped hole in his soul and Malaysian kratom is perfect for that.
Nick and Kayla talked about doing kratom years ago (IIRC during her first appearance on his show). I hope he gets hooked and has to go through the withdrawals in jail lol.
 
Now under the threat of jail, Nick cannot make any faggot jokes about how much he loves drugs, cheating and hacking Aaron Imholte.
He so fucking buckbroken by the court. So delicious. No fucking way he goes to Hackamania now. Melton has been cucked.
 
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HE! LIVES!

AND HE WILL GIVE US THE TRUUUUUUUTH
YOU STALKER CHILD NERDS ARE WRONG! AND HE WILL TELL US ALL AT [ ?? : ?? CST ]

(Note: Nicholas Robert Rekieta is not a licenced attorney in MN due to failure to study/pay for his Continuing Legal Education (CLE)
 
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Now, this is a perfect opportunity for him to get his life back in order. He can clean up his act over the next 5 years and come out of this all the better!

...Or, as what will most likely happen, he can try to find alternate drugs that he thinks won't show up on any tests, continue to think he's the smartest person in the room, and not learn a damned thing... LOL
 
Guessing the TBA time will be sometime after he makes his worthless 17 year old some food at 11pm at night.
 
On the plus side, his jailtime doesn't start until August so he can still go to the NAMBLA convention and see his best friend Melton!
I'm sure a weekend in Vegas where he has to be completely sober will be really easy and fun, and not at all a hellish experience.
107 days to convince the court that he's a good and clean boy. Streaming would be a huge mistake.
 
Obligatory:

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Some guy in a clown wig was out by the flagpole out front of the courthouse.

90% chance that's actually one of Aaron's a-logs, at least one of whom was local enough to show up for photos of his dapper court attire in Sherburne County last year and again in Stearns County last week, this time making a reference to the "Cucko the Clown" meme going around in those circles lately. It would also explain why he didn't go inside for any Rekieta deets of no concern to them, and instead stayed outside throughout to make sure he gets photos of every attendee in support of efforts to dox them later. The way to tell for sure will be if any onsite reporting appears on the Friday nonce roundup this afternoon, or at least on one of the few pertinent discord servers.

He can still avoid the 30 days if he is a good boy between now and August.

This will be the one and only takeaway for his victory lap stream to yammer on about.

Coca.webp :really: Patch.webp : "Apparently some Karen Farmers said I'm going to jail in August, because I guess they're retarded."
 
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So I am thinking Nick should be flush with some cash right about now. He should be getting his bond money($50k) back as well as another $50k for K and $20k for A. I predict he is going to be sending a lot of superchats soon.


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